Actually, I scored a perfect score on the Queendom.com Spatial IQ test - a 160 IQ (99.99 Percentile).
True - I only have one US Patent, and have only started two computer graphics businesses (both still operational).
Bullsh*t. I went out on a limb and took a chance by posting this before I knew what book it was. I thought it was "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". But I'll take it as a compliment and it shows how wrong most of you have been about me. If anyone can name a character they'd rather be associated with by their woman, let me know.
Coming in at #5 on "
Most Annoying Phrases in the English Language"
Give him enough rope...
50 Shades of Bigneil
The other night when she was on my couch, after serving an appetizer and wine, I pulled out a photo of her that I had found online and printed on paper. It was my favorite photo of her: she is sitting in bed, in a schoolgirl outfit, pouting, with big blue eyes, wearing white panties with black polka-dots. Normally very tasteful, it is the only photo of her in her underwear that I know of. She turned all red and said "This was taken by my ex-boyfriend, my first true love... I had just turned 18... we had just started dating..."
Then I pulled out a plastic bag that contained those very white panties with black polka-dots, and handed them to her. I had confiscated them in February, the first night she slept in my bed. I said "I'm obviously not the only man to take these off of you, but I'm going to be the first one to put them back on you."
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For all the sh*t I've taken, it's been 12 months of dating this woman and I'm still happy. I don't need to own her. I'd like for her to fall for me 100% though, and I'm still working on it.