Since you don't like tinder, I'll give you this question. I am about to go out to eat. Please tell me how my female server will know I have 1 million dollars in my bank account? Please tell me how all the women in the restaurant will know I have 1 million dollars in my bank account?
You mean besides the fact you'll have nice shoes and leave a tip?
First of all, you look like a TOTAL jackass for pretending 1 million is a lot. This isn't 1920, Mr. Disability Check.
In our every deliberation we should ask: what will the waitress at IHOP think?
What Trainwreck Can't Figure Out
1) People with millions don't tell others
2) People with millions are better than people without millions
3) You don't have millions
4) You're not as good as people with millions
5) For maximum effect, keep your head fully inserted in your anus forever