What is the Longest Book That You Have Ever Read?

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The longest books I ever read were:

War and Peace 1,440 pages.

a modern translation of the Bible which was about 1200 pages.

Gone with the Wind 1,037 pages

Bill Clinton's Autobiography My Life 1,008 pages

and a biography on Eleanor Roosevelt that was about 900 pages.
 

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"understanding women, their logic and drama" vol.1

Still reading, begun in 2005
 

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I read the 5 current books of Game of Thrones earlier this year. All 5 equal around 5000-6000 pages I believe.
 

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When I was in 4th grade, my book report was on The Shining. I creeped out the teacher, and gave the other little kids nightmares.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

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I've read almost all of the Bible. But honestly, it gets a little boring towards the end of the Old Testament, and I skimmed over those parts.

I'm surprised no one has said The Brothers Karamazov. I know it's a classic, but I tried it once a long time ago and just couldn't get into it.
 
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Bruh

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The Prince - Machiavelli
The Prince is only like 150 pages, if that.
 

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Who Dares Win said:
"understanding women, their logic and drama" vol.1

Still reading, begun in 2005
Ha ha. Sounds like me. I start reading but never get around to finish it. :up:
 

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BetterCallSaul said:
I read the 5 current books of Game of Thrones earlier this year. All 5 equal around 5000-6000 pages I believe.
I did too, but it took me over a year. Martin is a ponderous writer. Books 1 and 3 were awesome, but the rest, especially book 5, dragged ON and on....like enough already with the hundreds of useless names and characters. Advance the fvcking plot.
 

Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.

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In my chump days I was trying to get a woman who had written this crappy book. Read it and fawned all over it and her with the compliments because she was extremely hot, total, utter POS book. No idea how many pages it was, but whenever I get arrogant tendencies, especially about women, I remind myself of that. That's a truly long book.
 

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Read the twins series from dragon lance. (Time of the twins, Test of the twins, war of the twins)

The shining... "Redrum"

Jurassic park (good book actually, kicked ass over the movie)
 

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Epimanes said:
Read the twins series from dragon lance. (Time of the twins, Test of the twins, war of the twins)

The shining... "Redrum"

Jurassic park (good book actually, kicked ass over the movie)
The second Jurassic Park was enormously different from the movie, because they had changed too much in the first movie. The Bourne Identity books are the same way, book is ten times better but since they changed so much in the first movie the second and third movies dont follow the books at all. IMHO the books written after the original author died are garbage.
 

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King Lear. That **** was like the damn yellow pages.
 

Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.

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