what is one thing that irks you about females?

[SparkleMotion]

Women are retarded, simple as that. Their thought process defies anything logical.

 

[Jaun_Don]

Originally posted by penkitten
this is so AW! it was the perfect example.
she has something on her mind, then when you ask , she denies it.
she is worried about you for god only knows why, and says she worries about you worrying.
there was no way to say anything right in this conversation, it was all meant to make you feel guilty for i dont know what. of course if you asked , she would deny that too.
be happy she said she had to go as soon as she did, otherwise you would have been wondering what the deal was all nite.

perhaps she is ticked because she wanted you to give her your full attention to her web cam a previous night and you left in a hurry and now shes jealous and wanting attention more.

aha now I see (a little) should I not hang out with this girl anymore penkitten, is that what it's all about the attention I give her?, she does text me a hell of a lot and well the other day we were watching music videos and she said "what do I like?" and i looked her at her and said me...and she smiled then sat real close to me unitl we were touching knees...if it's about the AW then I really can't be bothered.

thanks for your comments,they help heaps.

 

[bullmoose]

What irks me about females the most is that they know how badly we need pvssy.

 

[wowiehowie]

Originally posted by bullmoose
What irks me about females the most is that they know how badly we need pvssy.

I think what we should all keep in mind is that, in fact, the femmes want d!ck more than we want pvssy! They're a little bit more subtle about concealing it than we are.

 

[wowiehowie]

Originally posted by SparkleMotion
Women are retarded, simple as that. Their thought process defies anything logical.

-Don't gotta say it again to get me on board!

 

[AmIAFC]

How a moment of weakness on our part can jeopardize our chances of getting pvssy; while a moment of weakness on their part usually equates to us GETTING pvssy.

 

[bullmoose]

Originally posted by wowiehowie
I think what we should all keep in mind is that, in fact, the femmes want d!ck more than we want pvssy! They're a little bit more subtle about concealing it than we are.

I disagree with this. They don't need c@ck. They need our attention. They need it as bad as we need pvssy; the way a junkie needs crack. It's a 24-hour itch for them, the same way the urge to bust a nut is for us. They put as much thought, time, effort, and daily hope into getting our attention as we put into getting our weasels greased. (Who doesn't leave the house hoping that you might get laid today? Come on, let's see a show of hands. Thought so.)

Once you're aware of that, you can work with it: in my case, I make it clear (through posturing, of course; never verbally) that the only way she'll get my attention is to first pay ME some attention. Hint, hint.

Ideally, you should be an unattainably self-confident @sshole until your c@ck hits her tonsils. Then you can lighten up a bit. "You know, you ARE beautiful. You've got some in your hair."

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

When they claim "the Insanity Defence." You know, when they blame their actions on "that time of the month." I never knew "that time of the month" lasted 30 fricken' days! :cuss:

 

[dirtyvibe]

Originally posted by bullmoose
I disagree with this. They don't need c@ck. They need our attention. They need it as bad as we need pvssy; the way a junkie needs crack. It's a 24-hour itch for them, the same way the urge to bust a nut is for us. They put as much thought, time, effort, and daily hope into getting our attention as we put into getting our weasels greased. (Who doesn't leave the house hoping that you might get laid today? Come on, let's see a show of hands. Thought so.)

Once you're aware of that, you can work with it: in my case, I make it clear (through posturing, of course; never verbally) that the only way she'll get my attention is to first pay ME some attention. Hint, hint.

Ideally, you should be an unattainably self-confident @sshole until your c@ck hits her tonsils. Then you can lighten up a bit. "You know, you ARE beautiful. You've got some in your hair."

Yeah, I agree. We should start a brotherhood of men. Because only us men understand the needs of other men. We can help each other out.

:cheer:

 

[Badmannaz]

you know what irks me

1.when girls take picks on us guys in clubs hoping that the hottest guy will walk in and fall in her lap when theres like 18 other girls hotter than her in the club......


2.i hate how shallow girls are sometimes

3.That fVckin CELL phone thing they do yah know? stay on it all the time, i fvckin hate it..especially when i'm at school (college)
seriously who the FVCK are you talking to a 9:00 in the morning??
EVERY DAY??

4.B!tches who act and try to look like there more important than anyone else

5.but what really pisses me off groups of women...that's The Kryptonite to all of us men...especially when there man-haters...there always talking about some other guy...



but besides that i gues women aren't that bad

 

[Badmannaz]

obtw all of those snooby characteristics are usually in black girls...im black and it's the downfall of are kiind of females

4REAL!!!!

but don't get it twisted i know a SH*t load of white and asian and latino girls who EXACTLY the same way.....


the truth is

what women want=EVERYTHING AND WANT TO B TREATED LIKE A FU.CKIN PRINCESS AND WANT EVERYTHING...AND DID I MENTION EVERYTHING??


What Guys want?=something good to eat....video games.....and some good pVssy


i rest my case

 

[DJ_in_making]

How about everything

Mainly the fact that they defy all logic. And are confusing as hell They say:

"Men are confusing"

No! We're pretty simple, feed us and f*ck us, that's all we need!

They need to be comforted, teased, complimented, entertained, ignored, carressed, be treated badly, be treated nicely, called often, not called enough etc.....

 

[pimpfromdayone]

Basically, they make me want to just tell them:
When you figure out what the fu-ck you want, you let me know.

Badmanz, don't get me started on the cell phone shi-t, haha. They love their cell phones so dam-n much you'd think they put it on vibrate and fu-ck themselves with it as they receive calls. Cell phones = female therapy. Now they can talk to their useless friends 24/7. To me though, the shi-t gets to the point of being disrespectful. Like I said, what message are you sending those around you when you show them you'd rather speak to someone 10 miles away than someone right next to you? I am annoyed at the pointless convos they have all the time that I have to put up with hearing, and I'm annoyed at the girls who have to always have the latest style phone... oh, what a great form of self-expression
But's that all it is, an annoyance. If you're wondering who they're talking to, it is anyone who also would like to have pointless conversation about trivial shi-t and jack up daddy's cell phone bill a little more. They also enjoy looking important with their little phones to their ears all the time, trying to fool others into thinking they are actually important or social gods.

 

[h2o]

no offense, and maybe i'm out of line, but the one thing that "irks" me about this thread is that it's so similar to this one, and that you didn't bother doing a search...maybe they should be merged.

btw, i can't stand periods, lol. other than that, women are pretty cool and anything else that they do that is bad is their problem ...as long as it doesn't keep my away from :woo:

i especially agree with this tip/thread by da dynamically

oh, it's also pretty funny when some not-so-cute girl thinks you're hitting on her when you actually just want to check what time it is or are actually approaching for something completely different...

 

[Jukeboxhero]

Originally posted by pimpfromdayone
I love women, I try to stay positive about every single thing they do, no matter how annoying it is, but I just can't stand a flake.

Dam-nit, it's not like I'm asking you to marry me, I'm not even asking you to see me ever again, but if you promise to meet me somewhere or call me, you better fu-cking do it,

Amen to that brother! I couldn't agree with you more. As a whole I think women are pretty cool but it annoys the crap outta me when they literally PROMISE or say in a most assuring voice that they WILL be somewhere at a certain time or they WILL Call you. If they can't go, they should call up and cancel or just NOT PROMISE in the first place!! If they would say Maybe, or I'll TRY to call you, then it's excusable if they don't--I just hate it when women don't keep their word.

As for the all the other issues, I really wouldn't mind.

Personally, I enjoy talking to women at times.

I would LOVE it if they hugged me frequently--don't know how you can complain about that.

and if they wanted to 'connect' with me after I got laid, I wouldn't complain--I just got LAID! She can connect with me all she wants

........Geeez, some people are so spoiled and immature.

 

[lebRambo]

indecisive women are right up there with flakes in terms of annoyingness. A lot of the time they are one and the same.

 

[Jukeboxhero]

Originally posted by lebRambo
indecisive women are right up there with flakes in terms of annoyingness. A lot of the time they are one and the same.

No kidding man!

Do you ever get the ones who don't know what they want to do but also don't want to do anything you suggest.

For example the conversation goes something like this.

Guy: So what do you want to do tonight.

Girl; Idunno, what do you want to do?

Guy; I was thinking about seeing X movie.

Girl: Nah, I don't wanna see that.

Guy: What about going to Z club?

Girl: No way, my friend got in a fight with some crazy beetch, were never going there again!

Guy; Ok, well, I'm up for bowling, playing pool or taking a walk, which would you want to do.

Girl: Idunno, what do you want to do?

Guy: I JUST GAVE YOU A WHOLE LIST OF THINGS I WANNA DO!

 

[redgriffin]

1. when they lie.

2. when they lie about being on the pill.

3. when they put themselfs down. even after you've complemented them.

me: "i think your really pretty."
her: "no i'm ugly."
me: "ok, i agree."
her:
me: *shrug*

4. when they think there good in bed, but thier not.

5. when they use thier teeth.

 

[TxCowboy]

Lately , I cant stand the sunglass wear they put on - they think they are just the sh1t and everyone should drop what they're doing to look ....

Other stuff :

1) Grenades who mess us up in clubs
2) Flakiness
3) "We need to talk" speeches
4) some stupid cr@p they just did with their grily friends over the weekend and how drunk they got and how many drugs they took
5) Ugly girls who dont know when to let up on calling you and think that you want them when you really just wanna tell them to get on a stairmaster
6) If you wanna be serious about life ... u basically just messed yourself over because they'll be haulin ass out the back door

stuff like that ...

 

[flyinshark]

Yeah, those stupid, ugly, and way to BIG sunglasses that are in fashion are just ridiculous. I feel like laughing at those girls when i walk past them.

Oh, and they wear them when it's clouded, and some wear them indoors too. And the worst part.... they are convinced that they look nice with those huge sunglasses on! LMAO


Here's another one. They don't know what they want!!!! They say they want one thing, and another day they say they want the complete opposite. They are impossible to please on a constant basis, and that's why long term relationships are so frustrating at times...