What is it with crazy cat ladies?

Chamber36

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How come all these old spinsters end up with a ton of cats and cannot bond with any humans?
 

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Hmmmmm, I'd like to know as well. Each to their own I guess... what ever makes you happy...
 

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lmfao its true all women like cats. coz theyr around them whenever they want, they give them warmth and cat dont give headaches (like men she prob thinks) the more issues, insecure and loneley the girl the more she will be attached to a lot of cats around her i think lol
 

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Chamber36 said:
How come all these old spinsters end up with a ton of cats and cannot bond with any humans?
Cats and or dogs = A substitute used to partially quell a woman's natural urge to bare and nurture children.

Cannot bond with any humans = A by-product of the c@ck carousel. Once a woman hits 5 sexual partners her inability to pair bond rises by 70%. 16 sexual partners and it climbs to 80%. Or as roissy would say: Maxim #80: The more ****s that have ravaged a woman, the less any one c@ck will mesmerize her.
 

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I hope I don't become one of these cat people.
 

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I met a girl who told me she had two cats. I told her I have a stray cat that I feed once in a while. She said "oh yeah I have like four of those".

2+4 = 6 = crazy cat lady
 

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There was a thread about this somewhere on here. Women love cats because they are aloof versus dogs that are all over you at all times.

Also, women with 3+ cats have problems emotionally committing to men. And are crazy.

I think there's a "more than two rule". More than two:

cats
tattoos
arrests
 

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Usually people who are overly obsessed with cat or dogs have some kind of people problem. Their obsession disturbs me somewhat lol.
 

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As cat lover I don't get it. Cats don't give much affection at all unless they want feeding or for you to take their sh1t out of the tray!
 

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People who covet cats seem to be "off" to me. Talk about Buzz Killington here, cats are the most boring bast@rds on the planet! I haven't seen such boring since tax accounting. Plus, they're high maintenance. No body wants to deal with catitude when those f#ckers create the stinkiest sh1ts on the planet. What's next, letting people take sh1ts in cardboard boxes in your house? Oh wait, human fecal matter doesn't smell as atrocious as cat poop. Clearly, people who like cats make significant life judgment errors.
 
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