well, I dunno man...that would totally suck. I had a girl over last weekend and we were messing aroud in my room, and my stomach started hurting. I ignored it for a little while, but eventually had to excuse myself. Turned out that I had to fart really bad. Ripped a few in the bathroom and then turned on the fan and went back to my room. Started messing around again, and whataya know...mr. fart comes back again. Man that totally sucked having to hold that bad boy in. I bet she thought something was up when I went back to the bathroom 20 minutes later...
I was on another forum a LONG time ago...and I remember this kid posting a question...he was on a date @ the movies, and his stomach was bothering him, but he thought he was fine. All of a sudden he farted, and crapped himself. It was so runny, it actually GOT ON THE GIRL. She left screaming, and he asked us if he still had a chance. lol
I was on another forum a LONG time ago...and I remember this kid posting a question...he was on a date @ the movies, and his stomach was bothering him, but he thought he was fine. All of a sudden he farted, and crapped himself. It was so runny, it actually GOT ON THE GIRL. She left screaming, and he asked us if he still had a chance. lol
I think there was a Seinfeld episode once where George was on a date with this chick and she was about to give it up when he suddenly had to go take a sh*t so he just said "I gotta go !!" and left. Then he was stressing over how he's lucky that she even wants to see him again
I'd just go home and tell her I'm not feeling well, what's the big deal ?
I had been going with this chick for a couple weeks maybe. My friend and i went to pick her up. Being the pimpish friend that he is he took it upon himself to actually choeffur. He drove my car while me and the girl sat in the back.
This is not the first time he's done this, many times when im drunk he will drive while im in the back with the chick.
Anyway, this was the usual situation, im chillin in the back with the girl. We are driving down the highway when i suddenly feel really nauseous. Musta been those damned tacos i ate earlier. I demand that my friend pull over. He complies and i jump out of the car and barf like 3 times.
Projectile vomit never felt so good.
I could hear their laughter from the car. After i was done i ate some gum and got back in the car. I felt good again and we continued with the night.
She thought it was funny and even gave me a kiss at the end of the night.
I think ive shared that story on this board before.
I was on another forum a LONG time ago...and I remember this kid posting a question...he was on a date @ the movies, and his stomach was bothering him, but he thought he was fine. All of a sudden he farted, and crapped himself. It was so runny, it actually GOT ON THE GIRL. She left screaming, and he asked us if he still had a chance. lol
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