What if she 'farts'

[highconscienceness]

Serious question guys. I had my bosses wife today chatting with me, right next to me. I was turned on from another thing and she was sort of into it for a minute, solid eye contact, close to my face. Basically I smell a fart, and I know it wasn't me, and she was going outside. How to act, what to say, what to do?

 

[Franky Four Fingers]

I don't know about people you are not intimate with but if it's a girlfriend thats starts farting I'd dump her. They need to save that for the bathroom behind close doors.

 

[MurdocNiccals]

The boss creeped in and did it ninja style so she'd think it was you and be disgusted, and you'd think it was her and be disgusted.

 

[terran2k]

boy, you guys need to be handled and led thru every situation in life dont you??

 

[Altair]

boy, you guys need to be handled and led thru every situation in life dont you??

QFT. This made my day

 

[theunflushables]

I don't know about people you are not intimate with but if it's a girlfriend thats starts farting I'd dump her. They need to save that for the bathroom behind close doors.

Really? You'd dump a girl if she started farting around you?

 

[Julius_Seizeher]

Hell yes I would.

Smelling or hearing a girl fart would shoot my horse right now.

 

[Alle_Gory]

Serious question guys. I had my bosses wife today chatting with me, right next to me. I was turned on from another thing and she was sort of into it for a minute, solid eye contact, close to my face. Basically I smell a fart, and I know it wasn't me, and she was going outside. How to act, what to say, what to do?

Say nothing, grab you neck and pretend choke while dropping to your knees.

 

[theunflushables]

Hell yes I would.

Smelling or hearing a girl fart would shoot my horse right now.

Maybe its my crude sense of humor but farts are funny. Especially when its this tiny cute little thing ripping one.

 

[Semtex]

I had a girl fart right in the middle of me plowing her...it was a wet, frothy one too but not a majorly bad/stinker one.

It did not phase me one bit. I still got it done

 

[Zunder]

OP: You should have let one rip too, and then yelled out '1 all'.

 

[Lateralus]

Next time just take a good sniff together, and that fart will be gone in no time.

 

[Don Alfredo]

OP: You should have let one rip too, and then yelled out '1 all'.

haha lol! farts are so funny just make sure she farts before you in any relationship. people are too serious sometimes. just get her to pull your finger and make it a fun thing!

 

[Paintballguy]

I had a girl fart right in the middle of me plowing her...it was a wet, frothy one too but not a majorly bad/stinker one.

It did not phase me one bit. I still got it done

same here. I was plowing my ex doggy style one time, and she ripped one by accident. She was all embarrassed about it, but I really didn't care. I finished the job.