Did you ever wonder what bigneil would be like as a fat radio talk show host? Look and listen no further than this classic script from Tom Leykis' 1994-2009 radio show:
"Let me just bring a bulletin to all of you women who think you are 'fabulous at 50':
Men want to date women younger than themselves, and the only men you are younger than are 60 or more.
The men you have a chance of getting are:
At 50 you don’t have value on the market anymore. You are way past your expiration date. By the way, guys are not impressed with whether you own your own home or have a good job or anything like that. Guys don’t care about that. Guys care about what you look like with your clothes off. Granted, guys over 60 who are very wrinkly are going to think you are looking pretty good. By the way ladies I guarantee when you were 20 you had no problem dating that guy who was 31 but now you are 50 and that same guy is 61 and you are no longer attracted to him anymore. But guess what? I got news for you dear, you want to say you are not attracted to men over 60, well men think women over 40 are no longer attractive. It’s just the way it is. With few exceptions. You just have to live with it. You just have to deal with it. You just have to understand. That’s the deal. I’m amazed at how clueless women are when they get to be over 40 or over 45, how clueless they are, that in terms of relationships if you’re single at that point your usefulness to us is pretty minimal. Men who are respectable, men with good jobs can do better than dating 50 year olds. Why? I’m 48 and I can afford to date women who are 25. I can get chicks of just about any age. Why would I pick some wrinkled bag of bones who was born just after the second half of the last century. The only men who would date women like that are men who cannot afford better.
Nobody drives an old beat up car by choice.
Are there rare exceptions to this rule? Sure, do you look like Raquel Welch? Sure, you’d give those girls a roll in the hay for a night, but
When women are young they have no problem with the fact that women who are older than them are losing. They are happy to get HBO for free. Women who are hot and 20, 21 years old are used to this. When they are 50 this is not happening.
You realize when you are 21 there are 50 year olds sitting at home all lonely. They can’t meet guys. Nobody will take them out.
That’s our little payback for us guys who, when we were 19, you wouldn’t talk to us."
"Let me just bring a bulletin to all of you women who think you are 'fabulous at 50':
Men want to date women younger than themselves, and the only men you are younger than are 60 or more.
The men you have a chance of getting are:
- Men over 60, and even they are not that successful but that’s just what you can get at this point.
- Or you can be like Mrs. Robinson - remember The Graduate - and find some guy 25 or younger looking for some easy access.
At 50 you don’t have value on the market anymore. You are way past your expiration date. By the way, guys are not impressed with whether you own your own home or have a good job or anything like that. Guys don’t care about that. Guys care about what you look like with your clothes off. Granted, guys over 60 who are very wrinkly are going to think you are looking pretty good. By the way ladies I guarantee when you were 20 you had no problem dating that guy who was 31 but now you are 50 and that same guy is 61 and you are no longer attracted to him anymore. But guess what? I got news for you dear, you want to say you are not attracted to men over 60, well men think women over 40 are no longer attractive. It’s just the way it is. With few exceptions. You just have to live with it. You just have to deal with it. You just have to understand. That’s the deal. I’m amazed at how clueless women are when they get to be over 40 or over 45, how clueless they are, that in terms of relationships if you’re single at that point your usefulness to us is pretty minimal. Men who are respectable, men with good jobs can do better than dating 50 year olds. Why? I’m 48 and I can afford to date women who are 25. I can get chicks of just about any age. Why would I pick some wrinkled bag of bones who was born just after the second half of the last century. The only men who would date women like that are men who cannot afford better.
Nobody drives an old beat up car by choice.
Are there rare exceptions to this rule? Sure, do you look like Raquel Welch? Sure, you’d give those girls a roll in the hay for a night, but
When women are young they have no problem with the fact that women who are older than them are losing. They are happy to get HBO for free. Women who are hot and 20, 21 years old are used to this. When they are 50 this is not happening.
You realize when you are 21 there are 50 year olds sitting at home all lonely. They can’t meet guys. Nobody will take them out.
That’s our little payback for us guys who, when we were 19, you wouldn’t talk to us."
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