'what happened with ur last girlfriend?'

[KneghtRyder]

i redirected the convo, bc frankly i never had a gf ..hehe

so i am decided to hold off until a better mind set on my part to discuss previous relationships..

how would you answer this question

 

[In2theGame]

i redirected the convo, bc frankly i never had a gf ..hehe

so i am decided to hold off until a better mind set on my part to discuss previous relationships..

how would you answer this question

"What happened to my ex Girlfriend?" Eh,... you dont wanna know. Your topic should read "How did you get out of Hell?" That would suit my experience more.

 

[Serialized3]

buried her in the garden.

 

[KneghtRyder]

buried her in the garden.

u serious ? r u trying to get me in trouble

 

[backbreaker]

"does it matter? ovbiously I'm not with her (or am I?) so what's the point.. it didn't work out, we are still on good terms"

 

[Moofahsa]

Well uh...dated 9 months she was a raging ***** that held sex over my head and I was stupid enough to fall for it.

One night we had some tequila, I wore it out...

Woke up at 6am with a killer hang over and the ***** says "Hey go to the store and get me some fiji water (that expensive ****) "

I put on my boots, drove hung over as **** and got her damn water...she said "What they didn't have the large bottles?"

I turned around and never came back.

Was sweet

Then the ***** went to my mom while she was at work and told her a bunch of **** about how much she loved me blah blah

good times

 

[In2theGame]

Well uh...dated 9 months she was a raging ***** that held sex over my head and I was stupid enough to fall for it.

One night we had some tequila, I wore it out...

Woke up at 6am with a killer hang over and the ***** says "Hey go to the store and get me some fiji water (that expensive ****) "

I put on my boots, drove hung over as **** and got her damn water...she said "What they didn't have the large bottles?"

I turned around and never came back.

Was sweet

Then the ***** went to my mom while she was at work and told her a bunch of **** about how much she loved me blah blah

good times

Your such an idiot lol J/K. but have to learn sometime ya know? Ive been there.

 

[ConantheLibertarian]

My ex girlfriend once tried to dump me, I ate her liver with with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Hopefully she's a movie buff, or else she might be mortified :crackup:.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

u serious ? r u trying to get me in trouble

For real. Say that she's buried in New Jersey, real men don't have gardens.

 

[Serialized3]

u serious ? r u trying to get me in trouble

I like my women like I like my coffee...








Ground up and in the freezer.

 

[backbreaker]

I like my men like I like my cool aid...



sweet


lol, just kiddin