What does the movie 50 Shades of Grey teach men?

[TarantulaHawk]

IMO 50 Shades of Grey teaches men that you just need to be a young, extremely handsome, mysterious, billionaire challenge and chicks will foam between their legs for you. Then you get the green light to treat the plain Jane's of society like animals on a leash because they're "strong and independent" and in "love". Otherwise if you aren't those things in real life regardless if you're hard working and civilized you're a creepy pervert who commits thought rape. :crackup:

I sense this movie/book sits right next to chicks Twilight collection.

 

[Maximummax]

Agreed

 

[BrainDamage92]

IMO 50 Shades of Gay...

fixt

 

[Alvafe]

and ehre I was thinking you could do anything to a girl, be abusive, beat her, do all things woman complain about men doing to her, but as long you pay her a expensive present after its all ok

 

[Alvafe]

meh I just remembered something and I kinda trust it true, if you find 50 shades of gray good, or hot, then you don't do SEX

 

[Dhoulmagus]

There was a yak asking about why is christian grey so attractive and off course the women responses were everything but his money lol.

 

[LMFAO]

What it teaches you (if you didn't know already):

1) Women love sex. This realisation is finally starting to become more mainstream. That said, blue pillers will never buy it regardless of all evidence.

2) Women employ group think. Sheep following the herd. They hear of something they all want to do it, even despite the book being a terrible piece of work and there being no story at all to the movie. They all know this but still want to watch it. Perhaps it's not necessarily just a gender thing. It tells us just as much about how stupid many humans are.

3) Women are intrigued by kinky dirty sex. She wants someone who can realise this for her. That said fantasy is not always reality, but the ideas from these books will no doubt be ingrained into the conscientiousness of current and future women.

4) Women are not embarrassed to watch porn in the theatre. Though they are aware there will barely be any men there so they can save their blushes.

5) Nice guys finish last. Women find confident guys attractive out of pure primal instinct. Women find their own gender role oppressive, but have no problem with a male's gender role of being the provider and protector. In fact they view that as sexy.

6) They want a real man who can dominate them, make them feel vulnerable and make their fantasies come true.

7) They are attracted to LMS (looks, money, status). They love the a man who is older, richer and more powerful that they are, a man who values and takes care of himself.

8) They love a mysterious, seductive and adventurous guy who keeps them on their toes.

9) Women want a challenge. Ironically, part of being a perfect man in a woman's eyes is in fact not being perfect. She believes she can save him from his troubled past.

10) That objectification of men is just fine, but of women is off limits.

 

[zekko]

Christian, the male in 50 Shades, was:
a billionaire,
the head of a huge business and commanded many employees,
extremely handsome,
extremely fit,
28 years old (I think she was 22),
the desire of every female who saw him - which meant that other women were extremely shocked or jealous when they found out Ana was with him.

He was also deeply, deeply in love with her, to the point where he would lapse into a deep depression if she rejected him. He desired her beyond any other women, and in far deeper ways. I'm throwing that in here because no one else here will mention it, but it is most certainly true.

He was also
overprotective of her,
a control freak,
a philanthropist,
a pilot,
had a tortured past (a little messed up in the head),
liked to be dominant in the bedroom,
and had a penis that became erect on command.

 

[Trump]

Christian, the male in 50 Shades, was:
a billionaire,
the head of a huge business and commanded many employees,
extremely handsome,
extremely fit,
28 years old (I think she was 22),
the desire of every female who saw him - which meant that other women were extremely shocked or jealous when they found out Ana was with him.

He was also deeply, deeply in love with her, to the point where he would lapse into a deep depression if she rejected him.

He was also
a pilot

A billionaire, who heads a huge business with many employees, and a pilot, get rattled that fast by an OK looking 22 year old girl.

We are getting into science territory...

 

[No.Danny]

A billionaire, who heads a huge business with many employees, and a pilot, get rattled that fast by an OK looking 22 year old girl.

We are getting into science territory...

I think you're on to something, please continue ....

 

[mangotot]

How does a 28 year old man become a billionaire head of a business commanding many employees? Is there many of these types at his age out there?

 

[jurry]

A billionaire, who heads a huge business with many employees, and a pilot, get rattled that fast by an OK looking 22 year old girl.

We are getting into science territory...

Its a womans fantasy, i.e. winning over the high status alpha male and turning him into a beta lap-dog.

The plot of oh so many chick flicks yet not what women actually want in practice.

 

[nismo-4]

How does a 28 year old man become a billionaire head of a business commanding many employees? Is there many of these types at his age out there?

What do you call Zuckerberg?

 

[TarantulaHawk]

What do you call Zuckerberg?

True but Zuckerberg is a dorky unattractive billionaire so he's not a good enough example for the fantasy of millions of women.

Basically the movie seems to take the nice older guy who is plain and doesn't have much yet wants a hot younger woman who's loaded and flips it for chicks.

But that's okay though because those creepy older average shlubs should be shamed out of existance for wanting a younger hot rich chick let alone even dreaming of one while it's fine and dandy for average older women to want a hot younger rich powerful dude whom every other woman wants...because they're just worth it.

 

[zekko]

A billionaire, who heads a huge business with many employees, and a pilot, get rattled that fast by an OK looking 22 year old girl.

We are getting into science territory...

Remember, 50 Shades started out as Twilight fan fiction. It's the same thing in both franchises, very powerful men become completely hung up on a young, plain, boring, unremarkable girl.

How does a 28 year old man become a billionaire head of a business commanding many employees? Is there many of these types at his age out there?

Zuckerberg is clearly an anomaly. I found this list of the world's richest people. It's outdated, Zuckerberg isn't on it because it's from 2006. But there are 32 pages of billionaires listed here, and only four people are in their 20s. Three are from the middle east, one from Germany. None from the US. My guess is that they inherited their money. So yeah, a 28 year old billionaire is a very rare thing, indeed.

What I never quite understood is how he made all that money in the first place. It seemed to me that the main thing his company did was provide food for starving nations.

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2006/10/Age_1.html

 

[EveryPostHere]

The movie teaches us that this is new cream up material for women because they're now getting board with Bradley Cooper and American Sniper.

It teaches us how women like that kind of kinky s**t that was shown on the film. They would have really liked it if Leo Decaprio were the lead.

It teaches us men the lengths we'll go through just to get laid. Taking a woman out to eat, spending around if not more than $20 on just the tickets alone, and then sitting through a boring chick flick.

All of the time and money spent just so the spoiled materialist will open her legs pretending she's doing you the favor. Meanwhile you're planked over her, she's grabbing your back to where you don't have much freedom of movement, she's thinking about the dude from the movie, and ofcourse she stays on her back leaving you to do all the work.