VikingKing
Banned
So I'm walking down the street the other day and this woman yells across the street to ask if I have a lighter. I say "yeah, only if you have a ciggeratte.". I'm broke right now so I basically bum smokes off of people a lot. She told me she will share hers. So we are standing there smoking, she starts telling me all about herself, she has 6 kids, she's married, shes 41, her dad's a doctor ect.
All of this unsolicited. I just wanted to smoke a cigerratte. Then she starts asking me tons of questions, and I tell her very little. Then she starts doing that thing (which I noticed a lot of older women do this) she gets real close to my face like she is trying to get a close look at me...
So I was walking to school to write a paper, she says "why don't you come to the library with me, ill get you more cigerrates. I was agreed.
She goes up and asked a few people, comes back with a couple. So we go out and have another, and she continues to want to have this conversation with me, ask me question, talk about herself. Then she asks if I smoke weed, and do from time to time, she says "you should come smoke with me, don't worry its free my brother sells it..." She also invited me to her fathers retirement party (and I'm thinking, yeah right) then she mentions there is a open bar.. sold.
Now this woman is odd. She has dreadlocks, kinda seems a bit dirty. Always has a lips stick dot on her forehead because she is part indian. Which I made fun of her for that.
She is college educated, but defiantly a liberal, probably a feminist.
I saw her this morning asking some guy for a cigerrate. I yell across the street, "hey you got a smoke?", she immediately gives me what she has, I know its her only one.
Married with 6 kids, kinda dirty hipster type. Wtf?
All of this unsolicited. I just wanted to smoke a cigerratte. Then she starts asking me tons of questions, and I tell her very little. Then she starts doing that thing (which I noticed a lot of older women do this) she gets real close to my face like she is trying to get a close look at me...
So I was walking to school to write a paper, she says "why don't you come to the library with me, ill get you more cigerrates. I was agreed.
She goes up and asked a few people, comes back with a couple. So we go out and have another, and she continues to want to have this conversation with me, ask me question, talk about herself. Then she asks if I smoke weed, and do from time to time, she says "you should come smoke with me, don't worry its free my brother sells it..." She also invited me to her fathers retirement party (and I'm thinking, yeah right) then she mentions there is a open bar.. sold.
Now this woman is odd. She has dreadlocks, kinda seems a bit dirty. Always has a lips stick dot on her forehead because she is part indian. Which I made fun of her for that.
She is college educated, but defiantly a liberal, probably a feminist.
I saw her this morning asking some guy for a cigerrate. I yell across the street, "hey you got a smoke?", she immediately gives me what she has, I know its her only one.
Married with 6 kids, kinda dirty hipster type. Wtf?