What Does a DJ Do When a Bitter Girl Keys Your Ride?

[Dante420]

Sue her ass or get her to pay.

Theres nothing more pvssy than some fvcktard keying your car. I had my car keyed after this pvssy got in a verbal argument after he was driving like an idiot in the parking lot(Turning corners really sharp, going the wrong way in a parking lane). He keyed my car while me and my friends ate in the restaurant. God what I would have given to catch him in the act, or know where he lives. I'd slash all his tires, key all his cars, dump mineral spirits on all his cars, then break all his windows.


Most likely she didn't key it too hard where you can buffer it out. Which you can do yourself and it'll make it look like new.

If you choose to have a professional do it, I'd strongly suggest going to court or having her pay for it, its ridiculous how much it costs to fix the car after you've had it keyed.


If its not a wife, fiance, or longer than 1 year girlfriend, I'd sue or find some way to pay for it.

Where do I find these mineral spirits?

 

[02hero]

Let her know that you know it was her and that one day when she least expects it you will have your revenge. Then go no contact.

Even if you then choose to do nothing, she'll always be wondering when her day will come. It'll drive the b1tch nuts.

 

[MrGold]

Take a sh*t on her porch in the early hours.

 

[horaholic]

Where do I find these mineral spirits?

Mineral spirits wont do squat to a paintjob. Car paint is made too good these days. What you could use, is Aircraft Stripper (I think thats what its called.) You can find it in the paint section of any auto parts store.

I also heard, that if you take a round peice of balogney, and cut a smiley face in it, and slap in on their car and let it bake in the sun, it makes a permanent discoloration in the paint job, but I dont know for sure if it works.

If you can get in her car, you can hide a piece of raw chicken under the seats. If she leaves her windows cracked, you can puke (or pee, or whatever. in a ziploc bag, and freeze it in a thin shape, and slide the frozen puke pizza in the crack in her window, and it'll melt.

If you can get in her house, you can leave a humidfier on, with puke, tequila, piss, rotten meat, and whatever else nasty you can think of, in it. The stench will permeate EVERYTHING in the entire house. Works best if the victim is on vacation, so it can have a few days to go to work.

You can always put some bananas in her tailpipe, too. I doubt that will land you in jail. Or, wipe dog**** on her handles. Thats a good one.

 

[bam bam]

bust a load inside her and get married... happy ending! sounds like a keeper to me...

 

[Jean Valjean]

age old saying passed on to all generations says


if you wanna play

ya gotta pay



get out of playing marry a nice girl = no more keying

 

[Duffdog]

My guess is that this girl isn't afraid of you at all and has no respect for you.

If it happened to me, I would get another girl to beat her ass to the ground. But then again, this type of thing doesn't happen to me because the females are truly afraid of what might happen to them.

I would never touch this girl as a male, but I would stand and watch laughing as she got beat down.

 

[Evzone]

Strictly for educational and entertainment purposes, I'd like to say that once in high school, a person got their car put up on jacks and had all four tires removed and rolled down a hill.

 

[12AJ12]

Does she have a car?? Just ...umm... curious.

lmfao!
So he can.... drop of some flowers? :flowers: