What do you say when they find your porn

[Frank Zappa]

This has happened to me several times and I always tell the girl, all guys do it, and i'm just using it for the act of sex and not the person. And the i'm a guy and it's my nature so f-off too. What would you guys do if your SO or SO-to-be finds porn on your computer or under your bed. What is the smoothest way to deal with it? ~Zappa

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

ha ha ha... if I found porn hidden at my man's place I'd be like "why did you hide this?" and "let's watch it!" But that's just me.

I guess it depends on the girl... you would know best if she is one of those prudish girls who thinks porn is disgusting, etc... If she seems shocked and offended to find it, you could say that you hardly ever watch it... or that it's old (from before you met her ) I think you had a good point about saying all guys have it etc...

 

[seulaxplaya]

let her join in on the fun

depends on the attitude of the girl. if she finds it on my comp and looks around ill be like so u like that? and go from there. if she find a video and is like what is this mister? she obviously knows its a porno so ill be like i dont know why dont u pop it in and well find out together. thats how id handle things

 

[-HPNOTIQ-]

God, I have a bunch of porn DVDs at my place. For some reason, every girl WANTS to watch it when they thumb through my DVDs. They're sexual creatures as well, and if she is comfortable with her sexuality, she wouldnt mind. If she's insecure, she'll give you lip.

In the event she gives you lip, just make it a joke. Say something like - Hey, at least there's women in the pornos. What do you expect? I'm a freggin guy! Wouldn't it be MORE weird if I told you I never looked at porn in my life?!?!

Or tell her you're doing research for a class you are taking in sexual behaviors. She can assist you in getting the extra credit..hahaha.

 

[Wild at heart]

Or you can say well, these tapes are just fillers..im waiting for us to make our own.

 

[Dark Nimbus]

Originally posted by Frank Zappa
What do you say when they find your porn

Tell her she's 3 page flips from being replaced if she gives you ANY attitude about your porn collection.

 

[So pimp its scary]

Tell her she's 3 page flips from being replaced if she gives you ANY attitude about your porn collection.


- I likes...

 

[silverdog]

god help me if one day some one does find the Enormous library i have on my hard drive, if so just say its for research.

 

[Walden]

If ever the topic of porn comes up I'm perfectly open about the fact that I have a massive porn library and think it's neat. So if some chick finds it I'm like "Hey why exactly are you fiddling about in my drawers (hehe)" , cos there' no other issue there.

And the i'm a guy and it's my nature so f-off too.

 

[TesuqueRed]

Even saying "most men do..." or "it's in our nature.." is already buying into the defensive explaining, which means you've admitted guilt (to whatever extent) and she's got the moral high ground on you. So--I used to think that is what you say, but now I think it is fatal.

You could flip it on her: "Are you one of those uptight women?" or "...uncomfortable with sexuality?" Or look at her straight, without apology, and ask "Is there a problem here?" Then turn the ensuing conversation into an examination about her sexual hangups -- !

You can, of course, look at her straight and say "Those are mine and I would thank you to return them where you found them and don't be so obvious about your snooping next time--it's one of those things I really hate in people..."

By all means, never get into an argument about how degrading it is or leads to sex crimes!

 

[Pancho]

Two words...

"Yeah, so?"

Pancho

 

[Player_Supreme]

1. put your porn in YOUR drawer. If she rifles through that then you have a serious problem
2. put your porn on your computer in a hidden file.
3. it's none of her got dam business what I look at. I own her no explanations for how I spend my time.

 

[-HPNOTIQ-]

Originally posted by TesuqueRed
Even saying "most men do..." or "it's in our nature.." is already buying into the defensive explaining, which means you've admitted guilt (to whatever extent) and she's got the moral high ground on you. So--I used to think that is what you say, but now I think it is fatal.

You could flip it on her: "Are you one of those uptight women?" or "...uncomfortable with sexuality?" Or look at her straight, without apology, and ask "Is there a problem here?" Then turn the ensuing conversation into an examination about her sexual hangups -- !

Brilliant Red. I'm gonna use that one next time.

 

[The_Shnitz]

Originally posted by -HPNOTIQ-
God, I have a bunch of porn DVDs at my place. For some reason, every girl WANTS to watch it when they thumb through my DVDs. They're sexual creatures as well, and if she is comfortable with her sexuality, she wouldnt mind. If she's insecure, she'll give you lip.

do you think it is a good idea to have a couple of pornos in your dvd collection then, on the shelf in a nothing to hide sorta way so that the girl might pick one up and want to watch it?

 

[squirrels]

I'd probably just laugh.

 

[JSH]

who the **** cares, anyway why do you need to have a huge porn collection, thats what the internet is for and it makes getting rid of it (in a way so SHE cant find it) easy

 

[comic_relief]

what to say

"Did you bring that over?"

"What a great idea, porn than a fvck. Babe you are great"

 

[brod716]

It was simple when this happened to me: she stumbled across some flick on my hd and was like "aaah what is this??" and I simply said "well, you kno, I wasn't born such a great lover, I had to learn somewhere " lol, so she shut up, cuz every time she'd get some other little part of the movie that i had learned

 

[Life-Trainee]

I have a large porn collection under a different Windows XP account. So, users other than myself can't even open the folder without a proper login. Very handy when you don't want any surprises when your parents or co-workers have to use your computer.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Hell, if it was a chick I'd be like "You know if you see anything you like in there we can try it out."

But seriously, who cares? Porn is really nothing to be ashamed of, we all got needs and desires...