What do you say if a woman asks what you do...

[Relations]

And you don't have a job or cool hobbies? How do they usually react?

 

[r0cky]

Probably the same way you react when someone tells you they dont have any interests or jobs. You think "this person must be boring to be around / a real loser"

 

[phenomenom]

They'll think your borinnggg!

Pick up some hobbies man, there's millions of them.

 

[nismo-4]

They'll think you're totally uninteresting and unexciting. Not attractive.

I'm about to be Captain Obvious with this solution. Find a cool goddamn hobby!

 

[suavesuave]

I have seen jobless people picking up hot chicks.

 

[Accension]

Tell her you're unemployed, but fucking awesome.
You can't lie about this stuff if you want anything besides a ONS.
If you care about it, so will she.

 

[DJDamage]

Lie, lie and lie but make sure the lie is believable. Sure you may have not yet made it or you have fallen on hard times but why should you miss out and suffer because of it?! FAKE IT UNTIL YOU MAKE IT.

Will a woman ever tell you that without her tan, hair style, boob job/wonder bra, makeup and high heels that she isn't that hot?! no she is playing on your fantasies with those things and you should do the same.

If you don't have a job tell her that you are in business (its not really a lie because your business is looking for a job but she doesn't have to know it, she just won't weed you out so fast because you don't have a job).

If she asks for your hobbies tell her that your favourite hobby is talking to really pretty women and give her a wink or if you aren't that smooth tell her that you skydive (chicks are always impress with that) but that could backfire if she wants to jump with you and you end up peeing in your pants while screaming like a girl.

The whole point is to create a fantasy in her mind that she would want to sleep with you instead of giving her a reason not too.

 

[kingsam]

why dont you have any hobbies ? any??
dont you have any social circle then??
why dont you have a job , recent graduate?

if you lie you will get caught out.....

 

[Cockynfunny]

is there anything you like, any type of sport from chess to football? if you do then start training in that sport, joining a clu is not necessery.

Like kung fu movies? learn martial arts.

What do you do everyday with no job an no hobbies?

 

[todays_news]

"I'm generally going out, socialising and meeting new people. I was thinking of (e.g.) joining the gym to fill some time.. What about you?"

Non-answer answer.

 

[mikeyb]

No job, no hobbies.....obviously begs the question of what you do with your time.

You need to turn this around to be a positive thing, see:
Instead of saying "I don't have a job" say "I'm looking for a job" or instead of "I don't have hobbies" say "I'm learning to [insert new hobby here]". You just have to be more energetic and positive about stuff.

 

[Scion]

get a job dude

 

[Ease]

Say none of your business and tease them about what a massive nose she has.

Or say you fly emergency rescue helicopters to transport radioactive waste.

Or that your a secret agent and cant discuss your hobbies in this public place and blame her for almost blowing your cover.

The only bad answer is a true answer. Dont answer questions.

 

[vatoloco]

It depends. If they ask me right off the bat "So, what do you do" (and I just met her like 2 mins ago) I come back with "About what?" If they're gold-diggers (or women with issues -- you know, having had to support jobless bums in the past, etc.), they usually come right back "Your job! What do you do for a living?"

And at that point I take one of two paths:

1) If the chick is a HB9 or HB10, I tell her I'm unemployed.
2) If the chick is a 6, 7 or a HB8, I tell her I'm a "Leaf Vegetable Sanitation Technician"

But if they ask you "What do you do?" later on, they usually want to get to know you better. If they see you as a potential partner, they want to know if you have your sh!t together. They also want to see if you'll bring excitement into their lives with any hobbies and interests you may have.

And that's when you tell them you're a "Professional Condom Tester"

 

[iliketennis]

how can you really have no job or hobbies