What do you do with a chick that's very sexy but borderline retarded?

[Peaks&Valleys]

I met this girl, went out for drinks, then messed around with her but we didn't fvck. She's as sexy as can be but.....she's dumb as $hit. Whenever we're texting each other she'll start stating ridiculous things and asking very dumb/annoying questions. Sometimes, while we're texting, I want to take a gun and stick it it my mouth and pull the trigger. At the same time though, I'm usually getting a boner while thinking about fvcking her.

I would have already banged her but, the problem is, she always wants to meet when I'm unavailable, it's like she knows so she asks me at all the wrong times. Then, when I do want to meet, she starts asking me weird questions about our future.....either that or she just won't answer but then send a text the next day saying she misses me. She lays it out so simply but when it comes down to business it's like a labyrinth.

I'm pretty sure she's bat $hit crazy but, like I said, I still want to bang her. Maybe I should just drop this one....I don't know.

Anyone have a quick and easy solution to this? Or experienced this type of behavior?

 

[LiveFreeX]

Yeah, stop dating single mothers ya freakin weirdo.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Peaks and Valleys,
Came across this about a year ago....Mate of mine,dancer,plate spinner attractive Man,dropped his principal interest for almost ten Years in favour of a similar Woman to yours,ten years younger than the deposed Queen,who reportedly, despite hormone treatment, just lost all interest in carnal delights....The new Lady is beautiful but very slow indeed,strangely enough she dances very well,as with most good Dancers she is apparently very talented in the cot....He seems happy enough,for me such a Woman is a Plate at most....What do they do when the dirty deed is finished?play with her dolls house.

 

[expos]

Anyone have a quick and easy solution to this? Or experienced this type of behavior?

Yes, I have dealt with a girl like this. This was my college "girlfriend". She was good in small doses and for sex only. She was 5-2, blonde, 36D breasts, she looked like a pornstar. Despite her being the most sexual looking thing ever, I could go a month without seeing her and not really miss her.

You only have two options.

1. Pump and dump and always wear a condom.
2. Keep her as a side item and find another plate to keep your sanity. Don't worry about her feelings. If she's hot, she'll have plenty of guys ready to take your spot and deal with her.

I don't see how you can get emotionally attached anyways, especially if she's an idiot who cannot to relate to anything in your life and can't hold a good conversation with you.

 

[PlayHer Man]

Sometimes women are really stupid... BUT more often than not they're playing dumb to get away with sh!t.

Oldest trick in the book. Don't forget --> Women are highly manipulative.

Most of the time they play dumb around certain men so they can exploit them. Does she act this stupid around her friends? Her parents? Her boss at work? Her brothers or sisters? PROBABLY NOT.

You need to either start f*cking her or stop giving a sh!t about her. I say this all the time --> Don't waste time analyzing women you're not f*cking. Its not a man's job to analyze relationships. It should be the WOMAN who is sitting at home confused with her hamster wheel spinning out of control over where the relationship is going. :crackup:

Once you become the woman in the relationship, you've have lost control.

 

[Three]

Agree with above. Pump and dump and/or spin plates. A relationship with this girl will only make you crazy.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

I was checking my threads to see if any others got deleted and I ran into this beaut, totally forgotten about this one. What do you know.

Some great advice here from Expos, Scaramouche, Three, and "the one that cannot be named". Appreciate it

Anyways, to fill those in who gave me advice. I ended up blowing her out. Took about a month though. I went ghost on her for a few weeks, then got a hold of her on a random weekday. She ended up coming over, I used the "movie" excuse, even though I didn't need it. She was there for no more than ten minutes before I was bringing her up to my room. Blew her out for about 20 minutes, then she left with a smile on her face. I was in the process of moving so I said I'd hit her up when I got back into town.

At first I thought she was a little loony, but once I banged her, she kind of straightened out, became more normal. I might have been over thinking that one. Once those orgasms happened it's like all that looniness just evaporated from her. Looking back, with other chicks, that's happened a few times. Maybe, when they act bat $hit crazy, they're just trying to tell you that they need a ****n. Makes sense to me.

 

[Sean99]

Give her a helmet. Give her a ride in the back of the short bus. Then run like hell!

 

[SecondHalf]

I was checking my threads to see if any others got deleted and I ran into this beaut, totally forgotten about this one. What do you know.

Some great advice here from Expos, Scaramouche, Three, and "the one that cannot be named". Appreciate it

Anyways, to fill those in who gave me advice. I ended up blowing her out. Took about a month though. I went ghost on her for a few weeks, then got a hold of her on a random weekday. She ended up coming over, I used the "movie" excuse, even though I didn't need it. She was there for no more than ten minutes before I was bringing her up to my room. Blew her out for about 20 minutes, then she left with a smile on her face. I was in the process of moving so I said I'd hit her up when I got back into town.

At first I thought she was a little loony, but once I banged her, she kind of straightened out, became more normal. I might have been over thinking that one. Once those orgasms happened it's like all that looniness just evaporated from her. Looking back, with other chicks, that's happened a few times. Maybe, when they act bat $hit crazy, they're just trying to tell you that they need a ****n. Makes sense to me.

Sometimes the ****n gives them the opinion that they're now in control. Until then, they feel vulnerable and maybe undesirable in the man's eyes. Once he sleeps with her, to her the game is back on and she has complete control over the thing that he wants. I've experienced this ... and used it.

SH

 

[VladPatton]

10 Pump
20 Dump
30 Goto 10

 

[GotED?]

10 Pump
20 Dump
30 Goto 10

It is really so BASIC.

 

[Muffin Man]

I know OP is looking for serious answers, but I can't help cracking up and thinking of "MR. F" from Arrested Development...

I briefly dated a girl who my friends seriously thought was mildly mentally retarded. She believed in "Evil Spirits". But she was very hot. I dumped her to date someone else but I'm glad we got to fool around first. I have to admit I got a bit too sentimental for her. This was years ago and I'm not sure if I would do things differently now. She became a little jealous and crazy after I dumped her, but it didn't really matter, things just blew over.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

10 Pump
20 Dump
30 Goto 10

The 0's in this complex algorithm actually confused me the first time I read it haha. But I think I got it now.

Sometimes the ****n gives them the opinion that they're now in control. Until then, they feel vulnerable and maybe undesirable in the man's eyes. Once he sleeps with her, to her the game is back on and she has complete control over the thing that he wants. I've experienced this ... and used it.

SH

I actually did that a few times with one of my two crazy exes. She loved to bang, and other than her monthly periods, whenever I was over there we'd bang 1 to 3 times a night, without fail. She was hornier than me! So she'd be having one of her moments, spewing diarrhea of the mouth, then we'd get into bed and I'd just roll over with my back to her, with an evil smirk on my face. Then I'd just listen, she'd lay there for a while, then move around a little, "accidentally" bump into me, I could feel her hamster spinning. I was weak though so sometimes I'd give in, I wanted to bang too! If I would have been more educated in the ways of the DJ, I would have held out more often, should have, I did end up actually walking out on this one a few times. Not enough though, I let her get away with too much.

I know OP is looking for serious answers, but I can't help cracking up and thinking of "MR. F" from Arrested Development...

I briefly dated a girl who my friends seriously thought was mildly mentally retarded. She believed in "Evil Spirits". But she was very hot. I dumped her to date someone else but I'm glad we got to fool around first. I have to admit I got a bit too sentimental for her. This was years ago and I'm not sure if I would do things differently now. She became a little jealous and crazy after I dumped her, but it didn't really matter, things just blew over.

You know what was funny about this one, when she was in normal mode, I liked her. She was a little ditzy and acted crazy at times (really only when we were apart), but this one was all woman, she dressed nice, smelled nice, and was very submissive. Even on our date when we went for drinks, I had us get a table and we sat down across from each other, once we sat down she asked me if we could get a booth, I was like okay, whatever. I walked us over to a booth and she sat down and she asked if I could sit next to her. Then when the drink menus came, she said she wanted red wine but asked me to pick which one (I picked the cheapest ), when the waiter came, it was clear who was doing the ordering, I don't even think she looked at him. And the whole time we were there she was leaning into me, hanging on me, letting me take control of the conversation, and was basically just listening to me talk. She was all about being a woman and having the man take charge. Which was a nice change from some of the doozy's I had been out with.

 

[SgtSplacker]

I used to date a complete airhead, it truly was awesome. Sex is great with girls like this. Something about their airheadedness makes them seem like a mindless sex toy. Give her a chance man.

 

[Jules_Winfield]

Peaks&Valleys,

Speaking from personal experience, I would walk now, unless you know for sure you will be mentally tough enough to walk later. I got off easy because of my age and experience when I met a girl like this.

I was in my mid-30s when I met a woman who was petite, in-shape (strong feminine body with a 6-pack), and had the tightest... I've ever experienced. I never liked her but was addicted to sleeping with her. If her I were less experienced, I wouldn't have been able to walk.