What do you do for a living?

[donjuan87]

I was wondering what you guys do for a living? I'm a student.

 

[donjuan87]

P.S. If you're looking at this post, you should reply! Yes, I'm talking to you!

 

[backbreaker]

i gamble for a living

 

[I'm Joe Dirt]

How much does being a student pay? lol...

I am a Geek Squad Agent. Pays alright for a part time job.

 

[hardwork]

I'm a wage slave.

 

[thederekeffect1]

Originally posted by Von Neuen
I'm a wage slave.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

I make my money from other peoples misery.

 

[PRMoon]

Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
I make my money from other peoples misery.

You're a dentist?!!

 

[Vandermast]

I make sure your computers can talk to each other smoothly

 

[seanchai]

I show men how to dress.

 

[manuva]

I step in front of cars and sue the driver.

 

[splinterkb]

I rob banks.

 

[DJ_in_making]

I have a steady investment in headlight fluid.

 

[Brian20o2]

Im that guy you throw quarters at for entertainment. Then I drive home in my Mercedes.

 

[GirlCrazy]

I work from home in my pajamas, 1,349 miles from the office. A cute redhead brings me coffee and breakfast every morning. Sometimes I'm forced to act like I know what I'm doing.

 

[Keeper]

I'm the guy who writes the small town newspaper stories who nobody reads...

 

[The Forms]

Are you guys trying to be funny, or do none of you actually have jobs? (besides the two guys who actually answered)

I'll tell you what I do: You know that guy at the airport with the orange sticks that tells the airplanes where to go? I'm that guy. I'm a Ramp Agent. Its just another word for baggage handler.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I make my money from other peoples misery.

That is what we learn how to do at law school.

 

[bullmoose]

Director of a firm that consults for humanitarian and relief organizations.

 

[thederekeffect1]

Originally posted by The Forms
Are you guys trying to be funny, or do none of you actually have jobs? (besides the two guys who actually answered)

Mother f*cker. How did you find out that I was lying about working 50 cents over minimum wage at a fast food resteraunt called Subway? Thus being a wage slave.

*sigh* Now I'll never get to help people Eat Fresh.