What do you carry at all times?

[Player_Supreme]

1. wallet, cash
2. cell phone
3. condoms
4. keys
5. business cards
6. pimp attitude

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

I wouldn't trust a condom from a girl in a million years. NEVER. I have heard SEVERAL horror stories about girls PURPOSELY punching pin holes threw. I tried it my self to see how noticable the hole was, and you would never see it. No F'in way. Sorry girls.

OH MY GOD myfriendblu!!! Are you ****in serious!? That is absolutely the dumbest thing I have ever heard of in my entire life! Why oh why on earth would a girl do that!? I mean, if a girl gets pregnant she's really the one who has to deal with it... not to say that guys don't do anything about it, but come on... it's her body... why would she EVER do that!? Insanity!!! I just want to proclaim right now that I WOULD NEVER EVER DO THAT AND ANY GIRL WHO DOES DO THAT IS SICK IN THE HEAD!!!! Now I am starting to understand why myfriendblu feels the way he does about most women... because he apparently is surrounded by the sickest mother****ing women on the planet. Oh I have to ask you this though, WHERE did you hear these horror stories? Did the women admit to it or did the condoms just fail? (Because we all know condoms aren't 100% effective -- I'm living proof of that -- but just because they don't work doesn't mean they were tampered with).

That would be ADMITTING to yourselves that your sex drive is as bad as ours.

Squirrels you have a point about that... but I think it's irresponsible for a girl to rely on the guy to have a condom... I always carry at least one condom with me... even if I have no intention of having sex... because, hey, you never know! Once I pulled something about of my bag at a party and a condom came flying out and my friend grabbed it and started yelling "Oh my god look she has a condom in her bag!" and she looked closer and realized it was two condoms... and she started going "Oh boy not one but TWO condoms... she's double safe!" It was so embarrassing but I was just like "what, don't you guys use condoms?"

 

[MoAF]

I wear tight fitting pants, and I ****ing hate it! I can never fit everything I want in the pants. I don't have a car so I cant leave stuff in there either... AHHH

Wallet [money cards condoms matches]
Keys
Pen
Change
Cell
Mints

I'm getting a lighter/knife... anyone have any ideas on how to save space?

 

[MoAF]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
OH MY GOD myfriendblu!!! Are you ****in serious!? That is absolutely the dumbest thing I have ever heard of in my entire life! Why oh why on earth would a girl do that!? I mean, if a girl gets pregnant she's really the one who has to deal with it... not to say that guys don't do anything about it, but come on... it's her body... why would she EVER do that!? Insanity!!! I just want to proclaim right now that I WOULD NEVER EVER DO THAT AND ANY GIRL WHO DOES DO THAT IS SICK IN THE HEAD!!!! Now I am starting to understand why myfriendblu feels the way he does about most women... because he apparently is surrounded by the sickest mother****ing women on the planet. Oh I have to ask you this though, WHERE did you hear these horror stories? Did the women admit to it or did the condoms just fail? (Because we all know condoms aren't 100% effective -- I'm living proof of that -- but just because they don't work doesn't mean they were tampered with).

It happend to my uncle. Women for the most part will do anything for what they want... I wouldn't put it past a few of the women I've dated.

(I know because she addmitted it to him while crying/making a scene. He told my bro and I as a 'warning' story)

 

[Evil-Rom]

1. wallet
2. phone
3. mp3 player
4. keys
5. photon light
6. zippo lighter

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by MoAF
It happend to my uncle. Women for the most part will do anything for what they want... I wouldn't put it past a few of the women I've dated.

(I know because she addmitted it to him while crying/making a scene. He told my bro and I as a 'warning' story)

See malibu. Pull your head out of your as s and wake up. You women are deluded. It happens ALL the time. There are some crafty and untrustworthy people out there.

Listen to Tom leykis for a little while. I have heard several anomonous call -ins about shady girls who ADMITTED to doing this. It HAPPENS. Girls forget to take the pill ALL THE TIME, on purpose. This is just another way of forgetting.

 

[-HPNOTIQ-]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
OH MY GOD myfriendblu!!! Are you ****in serious!? That is absolutely the dumbest thing I have ever heard of in my entire life! Why oh why on earth would a girl do that!? I mean, if a girl gets pregnant she's really the one who has to deal with it... not to say that guys don't do anything about it, but come on... it's her body... why would she EVER do that!? Insanity!!! I just want to proclaim right now that I WOULD NEVER EVER DO THAT AND ANY GIRL WHO DOES DO THAT IS SICK IN THE HEAD!!!! Now I am starting to understand why myfriendblu feels the way he does about most women... because he apparently is surrounded by the sickest mother****ing women on the planet. Oh I have to ask you this though, WHERE did you hear these horror stories? Did the women admit to it or did the condoms just fail? (Because we all know condoms aren't 100% effective -- I'm living proof of that -- but just because they don't work doesn't mean they were tampered with).

I'm with blu on this one. Being 26, and going through the party life of pre-college, college, and post college - there ARE some sleezy women who do things like that.

Example - Buddy of mine, 3rd year Dental School - STR of 6 months told him that she was on the depo shot, so, he figures he can have sex with her w/o the condom. Come to find out that she made the whole thing up. Many of her friends told him that she's delusional about becoming the wife of a future Dentist. She would go on and on about how her husband would make thousands a month, buy a huge home, finally have her Mercedes 500C, and she wouldn't have to work anymore. Fortunately for my buddy, he dropped her before she could get pregnant. BTW, she was/is a cologne spray girl at the local mall. Doesn't sound too hard to believe a woman can do this eh?

As for what comes with me on a night out.

1. ID
2. ATM/Credit Card
3. $200 cash in Twenties
4. Cell phone
5. Breath mints/Gum
6. Condoms (on my person, not in the car)
7. Sexxy Grin
8. DJ Attitude

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
(Because we all know condoms aren't 100% effective -- I'm living proof of that -- but just because they don't work doesn't mean they were tampered with).

single mom? LOL that explains EVERYTHING. I figured you to be a single mommy.

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by -HPNOTIQ-
I'm with blu on this one. Being 26, and going through the party life of pre-college, college, and post college - there ARE some sleezy women who do things like that.

Example - Buddy of mine, 3rd year Dental School - STR of 6 months told him that she was on the depo shot, so, he figures he can have sex with her w/o the condom. Come to find out that she made the whole thing up. Many of her friends told him that she's delusional about becoming the wife of a future Dentist. She
d go on and on about how her husband would make thousands a month, buy a huge home, finally have her Mercedes 500C, and she wouldn't have to work anymore. Fortunately for my buddy, he dropped her before she could get pregnant. BTW, she was/is a cologne spray girl at the local mall. Doesn't sound too hard to believe a woman can do this eh?

There you go malibu. MORE examles. Now who is fuc ked in the head Im just being smart thats all. I have got A LOT of money to lose if I ever knocked some broad up. 33 percent of your income AFTER taxes. Shoot, I could get a whole thread started on this.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by myfriendblu
single mom? LOL that explains EVERYTHING. I figured you to be a single mommy.

Well i am a single mom (and WTF is with the eye roll there?), but when I said I was living proof of that I meant that I was probably an "unexpected" pregnancy too.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by myfriendblu
There you go malibu. MORE examles. Now who is fuc ked in the head Im just being smart thats all. I have got A LOT of money to lose if I ever knocked some broad up. 33 percent of your income AFTER taxes. Shoot, I could get a whole thread started on this.

Oh and by the way, I NEVER EVER said YOU were ****ed in the head... I said any girl who would do that is ****ed in the head... I just guess there are a lot more chicks out there who actually are ****ed in the head that I thought... When I said it was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard of, I meant the girls doing it (not you saying it). It still totally ****ing blows my mind that any girl would do that! As a single mom (yeah yeah shut up ) I know full well how difficult it can be to raise a child alone, so it is absolutely amazing how any woman would purposely do that to herself... I mean this isn't the 1950s... getting knocked up doesn't mean you're going to get married... what planet are these chicks from!?

 

[bugsquish]

My brother's ex "forgot" to take the pill. She also "forgot" to tell him she was a psycho biatch. Long story...

Bubu, just cuz you're a sensible level headed girl doesn't mean there aren't psycho *****es out there. 1 in 10 I reckon, but then I can't talk... I'm pretty dumb when it comes to sex. Usually cus I'm drunk but hey that's no excuse I know. It's funny you say "I think it's irresponsible for a girl to rely on the guy to have a condom", cus even so, it's more irresponsible (but MORE likely here) for the guy to rely on the girl to suggest a condom in the first place. Most guys I know have a condom, but if the girl says nothing the condom goes unused. This isn't just me, it's Scotland. Dunno about the rest of the UK... I know, *slap* I deserve it.

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Well i am a single mom (and WTF is with the eye roll there?), but when I said I was living proof of that I meant that I was probably an "unexpected" pregnancy too.

Of course it was unexpected. Most single moms children are accidents.

Any guy who would EVER date a single mom is just plain stupid. You are always running the risk of another accident, obviously she is Pro-Life . Plus you will always come second after the kid. Not that thats wrong, but i wanna be the most important man in my girls life, not some other guys kid, LOL.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by myfriendblu
Of course it was unexpected. Most single moms children are accidents.

Well I wasn't a single mom when I got pregnant and neither was my mother, so that's actually kind of a dumb assumption. And I never said they were "accidents", I said they were "unexpected". BIG DIFFERENCE. Accidents are something you regret happening.

 

[A1SteakSauce]

So bugsquish, enlighten us on what happens when those guys end up getting her pregnant. Is that where the infamous catholic church gets their supply of new nuns? Or what happens? I would just love to forget about these goddam things but I don't see how to get away with it, not to mention std problem.

About the pinhole thing, I don't think the women *want* to get married, maybe they just want a kid, the extra income from child support, and don't give a **** about keeping the guy around. If you make real money this is a real liabilty. Also, watch out for vaseline used to make the condom break. And don't believe any biatchs, "I would never do that in a million, years" crap. Oh, please. The first thing about DJ is don't listen to the words, watch where the feet point.

A1

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Well I wasn't a single mom when I got pregnant and neither was my mother, so that's actually kind of a dumb assumption. And I never said they were "accidents", I said they were "unexpected". BIG DIFFERENCE. Accidents are something you regret happening.

LOL I said your a single mom NOW...REREAD MY POST. of course. These things tend to happen in cycles throughout your family. I think the stat for your kid to have an accident is like, 75 percent more likely

Married at what, 19? That explains even MORE

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by bugsquish
My brother's ex "forgot" to take the pill. She also "forgot" to tell him she was a psycho biatch. Long story...

Bubu, just cuz you're a sensible level headed girl doesn't mean there aren't psycho *****es out there. 1 in 10 I reckon, but then I can't talk... I'm pretty dumb when it comes to sex. Usually cus I'm drunk but hey that's no excuse I know. It's funny you say "I think it's irresponsible for a girl to rely on the guy to have a condom", cus even so, it's more irresponsible (but MORE likely here) for the guy to rely on the girl to suggest a condom in the first place. Most guys I know have a condom, but if the girl says nothing the condom goes unused. This isn't just me, it's Scotland. Dunno about the rest of the UK... I know, *slap* I deserve it.

I think it is irresponsible for a girl to rely on a guy having a condom, and I think it is equally irresponsible for a guy to rely on a girl to have one. I don't think anyone should rely on anyone else... everyone who might have sex should have condoms. I have a drawer full of them... because I'm not going to rely on the fact that every guy will have them. And okay, I believe now that some girls are psychos but as was stated above, condoms can get ruined in your pocket or wallet, so my condoms are probably safer than the condoms a guy might bring to my place... I think it's different in my situation... they know I have a child and they know I DO NOT want another one, especially not their's! So they trust that my condoms are okay. I think that any girl who would pull a scam like that doesn't deserve to have children, she deserves to be in a mental institution... Those are the women who end up as single mothers withOUT the father being there for them... Because even though I am no longer with my ex (my "baby-daddy" ha ha!) he is still a very big part of our lives.

 

[bugsquish]

Originally posted by A1SteakSauce
So bugsquish, enlighten us on what happens when those guys end up getting her pregnant. Is that where the infamous catholic church gets their supply of new nuns? Or what happens? I would just love to forget about these goddam things but I don't see how to get away with it, not to mention std problem.

We got a pretty high teen-pregnancy and single parent thing going on here. Pretty tame STDs but they are fairly widespread. It's terrible but true, people in this country (well central Scotland anyhow) just don't seem to care about protection. It's a bad habit I'm trying to give up. But it's harder than smoking Visitors beware. On a high note, I've been tested recently and I'm clean. As for pregnancy, guys here get tought how to pull out before ejaculation in sex education Either that or bye bye wages aka child support.

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
they know I have a child and they know I DO NOT want another one, especially not their's! So they trust that my condoms are okay.

Your still missing the point How does a guy know you don't want a another child? What, just because you said so? Big deal. Females lie. People lie. Bottom line, you get pregnant, were screwed. asked your babbies daddy how he likes paying child support I don't trust any condom except the one thats came from the store immediately to my pocket and then on my dic

 

[bugsquish]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
I think that any girl who would pull a scam like that doesn't deserve to have children, she deserves to be in a mental institution... Those are the women who end up as single mothers withOUT the father being there for them...

Have you met my brother's ex??

I see no reason not to trust a girl's condom for the reasons I mentioned above. If a girl wants to get pregnant in this country she has a good chance that the guy won't mention protection. If he does he has his own condoms. I got a drawer full too.

I am getting broody...