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Don Juan
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I am a timid dog.
Lol, man I miss Farley.I am Don Juan El Nino. All other tropical storms bow before El Nino! For those that do not "habla espanol," El Nino is Spanish for: THE NINO!
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Yeah but you also gotta have skills, like with the bo staff.Originally posted by Gonzalo
So if I'm between Lion and Tiger, would that make me a.... LIGER?
Originally posted by Royal Elite
LOL
I'll edit it-where I come from in NY "Hit" is a slang word for have sex with. My bag.
Gobble Gobble Gobble...Originally posted by Panda 2000
Goblin! Goblin! Goblin!
I hit women... WITH MY CAR!!!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Originally posted by diablo
Read what you wrote:
"A Dragon DJ can hit beautiful women on a consistent basis."
That's called physical battery/abuse.
Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.