What da fvck..Old 50 yr old haggardly-lookin ***** just sent me an email professing

[Poonani Maker]

her long-held Love for me. I've known this woman for about 6 years. She has 2 daughters, one just graduated high school the other is all tatted and knocked up poor, a drug addict (like her mom at one time I'd guess) with odd-named babies. I'd first met her at church - haven't been in several months cause the girls at this particular one are just too uncrackable.

This woman, weather-beaten face, fat, constant talker, smoker, sent a Long email this morning (just now read it) explaining her love for me after many years (I've never fvcked her, nor would I ever!) and that maybe one day she will reunite with me in Heaven. Um, we never were united! I would fvck her younger daughter, yeah, but her?? H3llll no. She asked me why I never even asked for her phone number let alone ask her out.

Gives me her phone number, address, that she's been "crazy about" me "since the first day we met all them years ago." Guys, this woman is absolutely disgusting physically to me, you or anybody else! like a biker, hippy, witch, rotund 50 yr old mom of 2 with tats on her big arms!

How in the world do these women THINK that they can have me?? What in the fvck?! She would have to pay me hundreds of dollars to just fvck her once! How does this happen guys? The same phenomenon can be found on POF with the fat girls (whom I've never met messaging me on there too), albeit younger than this one, with babies, smokers with tattoos. It's alarming these psychos out there who Really think they DESERVE a such a mismatch like me. I make quadruple this *****es salary, am good-looking, fit as fvck...I don't get it..except for the fact that I may have listened or talked to her a little longer than I should have back then (I should have just left or cut her off, you know, I gave her more and more a chance to talk to me which she mistook at interest - no way!).

What vibe or scent do I give off that would make these loser women think that I'd be open to a relationship with them?? How in the world do these delusional women think that she can just reach out like child reaching out for a sucker, to jump from point A to point Z and have me for dear life??

I guess I feel the way hot girls feel when they get hit on by undesirable or loser clearly-out-of-their-league guys. It makes me FEEL for these hot girls evermore when I get stalked by these old fatty moms with tats. Hot 9 and 10 girls must have it WAY worse as this sh!t must happen to them Alllll the fvckin time as we want the sex way more.

If a hot girl doesn't like me or want me, I back off Quick! for this reason alone, because I know how it feels to simply flat-out not be attracted relationally or sexually to a woman who's after me.

Also, I've fvcked a younger blond version of this old hag earlier this year (stretched pvssy), Dumb, full of herself, a drunkard (wrote a report on her riding me harder than any other almost breaking my d!ck when she came down the wrong way on one stroke). This one too got overly clingy with me, just one of them trashy low-opinion-of-themselves girls I wish I had avoided, a total ditz, just clutsy dumb, who'd Claimed she was finishing up med-school to be a doctor...Bull ****. There are just certain types of women you have to just beat off with a stick. These women lock on to you, and it never seems to be the ones who you Want to lock on to you. It's a challenge to bend these women-you-want's perception of you to "lock on" to you to make it Easy for you to bang em routinely.

 

[disgustipated]

Welcome to 20012, where even 3 s and 4s feel entitled, and think they can date up. You owe it to yourself and the next guys to explain in calm cool non insulting terms why you are not attracted to her. It's the only way to stop this kinda stuff. One bird at a time. Maybe she tells a fellow uggo and she doesn't try it etc etc.

 

[jhl]

Poonani as sorry as I feel for you I do find your post very amusing. It's the most entertaining post I've read in almost a year at sosuave lol.

 

[Boilermaker]

This thread is unexplainable.



( I am sure some valiant theoretician like Jitterbug will tell you all about it linking it to his post-apocalypse flaking epidemics theories though )

 

[cordoncordon]

How in the world do these women THINK that they can have me?? What in the fvck?! She would have to pay me hundreds of dollars to just fvck her once! How does this happen guys? The same phenomenon can be found on POF with the fat girls (whom I've never met messaging me on there too), albeit younger than this one, with babies, smokers with tattoos. It's alarming these psychos out there who Really think they DESERVE a such a mismatch like me. I make quadruple this *****es salary, am good-looking, fit as fvck...I don't get it..except for the fact that I may have listened or talked to her a little longer than I should have back then (I should have just left or cut her off, you know, I gave her more and more a chance to talk to me which she mistook at interest - no way!).

What vibe or scent do I give off that would make these loser women think that I'd be open to a relationship with them?? How in the world do these delusional women think that she can just reach out like child reaching out for a sucker, to jump from point A to point Z and have me for dear life??

This girl thinks she has a shot with you because in reading all of your past field reports lays in the other thread, she is exactly the class of women that for whatever reason, you are choosing to hang out with. You hang around with low class scum, you are going to attract low class scum. Ive read many of your field reports and 99.99999% I would not touch with a ten foot cawk. Low class, poor, fat, druggies, smokers, no t1ts, no azz, skinny fat, stinky, have kids, tattoo'd up, face like a pig.....etc etc you have done them all. You continually seem to hang around with these types. I think lately you have gone through the entire apartment full of roommates and now some of their friends too? I mean why don't you start associating yourself with some higher class women? If you are that good looking and physically fit, why don't you start dating higher class, better looking women? Doctors, lawyers, teachers, business women, women that have their sh1t together and that are 7's or above? I don't understand why almost every field report you have literally makes me cringe in a "how in the hell could he fvck that beast" way.

Something just doesn't make sense man. Either you are way over rating your looks, you have some sort of mental issue, or you are just a complete horn dog to explain why you keep fvcking these hags instead of going after better looking, higher class women. Something doesn't add up here. Don't take this the wrong way...I mean I'll be honest, from reading your reports you are definitely kinda "out there". You are just different. You have a very literal way of looking at things in life, and it shows in how you write. Have you ever stopped and thought that you may have a sex addiction?

Anyway, start associating yourself with a better class of woman, stop fvcking everything with a hole, and things like this won't happen.

 

[disgustipated]

Let's say Poonani is overrating his looks, and he actually is a 4-6, maybe a 7 on a real good day.....like myself, im in that range. If we are to believe his description of this lady she sounds like a 2 or 3. And that would mean she is reaching way out of her league. I'm telling ya this stuff is happening more and more, in real life and places like PoF.

My theory is there are now 2 groups of women and hypergamy apply to both groups.

Group 1 is 6s-10s. Eights on up to tens are competing for the top men , 10, 9, and 8s. If a 6 woman lands a 8 man, she will make it easier on him because she got what she wanted and overreached. But it that same woman lands a 6, shell make it hard on him because women today think they can do better than their own true number value.

Group 2 is everyfucjingone else, woman wise. And these women feel absolutely entitled to a man of 6 to 7 value. I'm telling ya, I used to have to try damn hard with 5 and 6s who I thought were my matches. Some I thought to myself, ***** u are lucky I'm even talking to you.

 

[backbreaker]

honestly... i'd try to see if i could somehow get a hummer out of the deal. that's just me.

she'd be my personal blow juob machine until she caught wind i have no feelings for her whatsoever

as far as the actual purpose of your thread man calm down. stop overthinking it. she likes you and told you she likes you. she probably knows she doesn't have a shot but i have to respect the fact that she at least tried to get what she wanted unlike a lot of men here. just be respectful turning her down. can't tell you how many jolly green giatns have openly flirted with me or tried to ask me out or what not. you are reading way toom uch into the situation.

just try to get a blow job or 2 and let her off slowly and move on


I mean think about this **** what if you saw the most stunning women yo have ever seen in your lfie and you somehow gather the nerve to tlak to her and she goes back to her friends and says "what

 

[disgustipated]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r212/deweyburke/IMAG0158.jpg

Ok that's me, think I'm like in the 4-6 range....I get hit on by a lot of big girls man.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Disgustipated,
Your Photo shows a fine looking Man....7.5 in my book....Look you go to Church,just pity her,be nice and say thanks,but,no thanks!...as they say Pride goeth before a fall

 

[Poonani Maker]

Tempted to post the letter with edits personal info. Thing is backbreaker, she has no money. Last I spoke with her she'd had her house foreclosed on her six months before (only lived there a year maybe - her cute young daughter moved out (couldn't take living with wh0re mom anymore) and she lost her child support). She's the type of woman who goes on and on and on talking and you can't get away from her. Anyway her letter says that she "prays" for me to want to be with her ah why haven't I asked for her number? etc etc and I haven't even seen her in person in almost a year. This is what I call DESPERATE woman. Just desperate man, the most AFC woman I've ever come into contact with. Should I write back? I'm thinking about acting like I never received the email, just tell her I switched accounts, no longer use that one.

Concord, high class women are not as fun/young sexually as the lowly ones (easier to get). Low class ones are into porn, and know how to fvck, blow you better. And yes, I'm a horny mofo, always been always will be. I don't like "taking it slow."

 

[cordoncordon]

Concord, high class women are not as fun/young sexually as the lowly ones (easier to get). Low class ones are into porn, and know how to fvck, blow you better. And yes, I'm a horny mofo, always been always will be. I don't like "taking it slow."

Well then you just answered your question as to why she thinks she has a shot with you. Because she is an example of the type of girl you hang with. People see you hanging with that type, they think you are that type.

As far as lower class being easier? Personally I have never seen that but then again I don't go for the type of girls that you seem to. Part of me thinks you have a self confidence issue in regards to going after the war horses and not the more hot, upper class women.

 

[Zarky]

Is this a humblebrag thread?

 

[sodbuster]

Nothing new, just women thinking they are better than they are. Have 6's [50]thinking they can make it hard for me to date them,but solid 8's[25] giving me the eye. They don't understand.... the only reason I'm TALKING to them is I was hoping for a certain maturity level.

 

[Solomon]

honestly... i'd try to see if i could somehow get a hummer out of the deal. that's just me.

she'd be my personal blow juob machine until she caught wind i have no feelings for her whatsoever

as far as the actual purpose of your thread man calm down. stop overthinking it. she likes you and told you she likes you. she probably knows she doesn't have a shot but i have to respect the fact that she at least tried to get what she wanted unlike a lot of men here. just be respectful turning her down. can't tell you how many jolly green giatns have openly flirted with me or tried to ask me out or what not. you are reading way toom uch into the situation.

just try to get a blow job or 2 and let her off slowly and move on


I mean think about this **** what if you saw the most stunning women yo have ever seen in your lfie and you somehow gather the nerve to tlak to her and she goes back to her friends and says "what

I had to double check just to make sure I read the screen name right next to the advice.....

@Cordon

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=129311261&page=1
^^^274 Pages of Alpha's co-sgining this, noticed the first 3 comments against this were by black guys (yes this is real life!)

whats my point?

My point is, I see aesthetic brah's like this all the time, in my city going after these types of girls, now those girls think their entitled to a guy whose aestehtic making it harder for a regular guys such as myself to get a decent girl

http://www.mrpec-tacular.com/wp-con...in-winnipeg-canada/img00391-20100528-2224.jpg




Just saying

 

[Blackmm]

My point is, I see aesthetic brah's like this all the time, in my city going after these types of girls, now those girls think their entitled to a guy whose aestehtic making it harder for a regular guys such as myself to get a decent girl

http://www.mrpec-tacular.com/wp-con...in-winnipeg-canada/img00391-20100528-2224.jpg




Just saying

Dude, did this chick just win the "Date a Hunk for an evening" contest?

 

[backbreaker]

I had to double check just to make sure I read the screen name right next to the advice.....

@Cordon

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=129311261&page=1
^^^274 Pages of Alpha's co-sgining this, noticed the first 3 comments against this were by black guys (yes this is real life!)

whats my point?

My point is, I see aesthetic brah's like this all the time, in my city going after these types of girls, now those girls think their entitled to a guy whose aestehtic making it harder for a regular guys such as myself to get a decent girl

http://www.mrpec-tacular.com/wp-content/gallery/wfx-pro-wrestling-event-quotface-offquot-in-winnipeg-canada/img00391-20100528-2224.jpg




Just saying

lol I am an equal opprothnity blow job taker. Just keepin it real. if i'm single and a girl i am not attracted to tries to get to me i won't put any effort into it whatsoever but if she wants to blow me by all means come over.

and more times than not they are more than happy to

 

[Poonani Maker]

Well then you just answered your question as to why she thinks she has a shot with you. Because she is an example of the type of girl you hang with. People see you hanging with that type, they think you are that type.

As far as lower class being easier? Personally I have never seen that but then again I don't go for the type of girls that you seem to. Part of me thinks you have a self confidence issue in regards to going after the war horses and not the more hot, upper class women.

I wrote hastily, had to leave for work. I do pursue (not pursue, um, get close to, seduce if you will) wealthy or classy (these are usually older women - wine-drinking women, not the young dope-smoking or beer-drinking (possibly hard-drug using) wild no-self-control ones I prefer to fvck), but my more limited time with these kind, the more mature, slower-going women has been a let-down once I end up banging one of them. They don't particularly like the way I fvck (hard more times than not) either. Women my age and older prefer men older than me, in fact, ALL women prefer men older (5-10 years older than themselves) on the whole I'd say.

Over the past couple of years, every time I go with a 35 year old, 36, 32, etc., I can't stand their lethargy during sex, their expectation for me to match their "maturity" which I cannot (my mindset and energy is really a mid-20s guy trapped in a 36 year old body, now starting to show signs of aging, if subtle still). I like crash n' burn type women, the Devil girls, fast, hot, and snakey. Their risky behavior patterns (tats, an indicator with some of them; some have No tats but just as bad/evil/crazy) of course drag them down to "trashy" classless behavior, not to take home to momma,...

but the ones who I could bring home to momma, the classy "educated" (these low-class ones I fvck The Most are sometimes decently (college) educated too, but almost never ivory schooled or elite in their educational background) purer girls seem to always look down on me or as if I'm beneath them or something, Even After I fvck them. They're landlocked in their minds (still stuck in high school mentally, the sophists, the snooty, snotty, snobs, still playin' class president, student council, prep rally, home-coming float painting, teacher's pet, "friends are friends forever" graduation songs in their heads), so they think I Never once lived their background, that I never experienced the finer things in life, the sheltered world, or the privileged life, oh but I have, and I Never have liked how good (classy, slow girls) girls fvck. They don't like how I fvck either, after I fvck em. I guess they feel like trash or a piece of meat by the way I fvck them, but that's why I need a perpetually horny woman, a woman who's GAME in the sack, who can take it and loves to take it, every which way. Many of the "classy" prude women have hangups with that emotionally, but there are a few who would not, I'd reckon, but I really haven't found one yet, because you're right, "classy" women, for the most part, don't want me, because they know that I would wear them out. There are a few who may want me "as is" though ***I've had a business acquaintance the past year..Crazy over me, always sooo happy to see me, I guess it's just an energy or charisma she feels when we talk like chakra or darma I don't know..she's gotta be late 40s, Indian red dot forehead kinda chunky, but you know what? i'd fvck her, but I can sense - I just know..that she'd want me to give it to her hard like in a back room somewhere or something..she thinks I'm funny and will mimic me out of fondness, kinda strange, but maybe it's cultural don't know, but I think that she would want me to do her (if not soon, maybe later) and I would. That she holds a high position in her job is "high class" idk.

I'm not slow goin, I'm just not, don't want to be. I can't imagine just fvckin my woman (women) slowly and gently for the rest of my life, unless she was my long-wed wife and mother of my children in our later years.

 

[Buddha_Mind]

Poonani -- you're original post was the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time. Thank you man.

She has the hots for you. Just let her off kindly or just ignore it. No big deal.

 

[MatureDJ]

This woman, weather-beaten face, fat, constant talker, smoker, sent a Long email this morning (just now read it) explaining her love for me after many years (I've never fvcked her, nor would I ever!) and that maybe one day she will reunite with me in Heaven.

Guys, this woman is absolutely disgusting physically to me, you or anybody else! like a biker, hippy, witch, rotund 50 yr old mom of 2 with tats on her big arms!

How in the world do these women THINK that they can have me?? What in the fvck?!

Because these women know that there are a bunch of sexually frustrated men who will allow such a disgusting woman to get into their lives simply because they (the men) think that any vagaya is better than nothing. I would tend to guess that a single woman - no matter how low her sexual market value - thinks that she has a chance with any unmarried (or otherwise unencumbered man) that does not seem to have a lot of female attention. In one sense, she values you by chasing after you - but on the other she thinks that you are loser who is frustrated, and therefore open to doing the nasty with her.

 

[3countriesPlan]

Ya its funny, I get some looks from some 20 something hotties but the other day I was walking down the street and some approx 58 year old heffer (hot mess even in her younger days for sure) did the look and chin 90 degree angle routine like she was actually rejecting me.. haha girls these days don't even know their role!