What are your dealbreakers with women?

[speakeasy]

And this is what I mean by dealbreaker, if girl is great in just about every way, but has just that one thing that would make you next her.

I'll start:

A girl that's a chain smoker. I hate smoking with a passion, but if a chic was awesome in every way and she smoked one every now and then, I think I could grudgingly learn to live with it. But if she was one of those 3 packs a day smokers, I'd have to next her ass.

A girl that doesn't take care of her body. I want the type of girl who believes in exercise and having an active lifestyle. Not for the sake of impressing men. If she's doing it to impress men, then once she's got a man, she'll stop which is why women tend to get fat after they settle into a serious relationship or get married. If the girl likes to exercise because SHE believes in it for herself and her own health, then you have a girl who will stay in good shape regardless.

A girl that is not intellectually curious. She could have tits and ass for days. I'd bang her, but couldn't get serious with her. I need the intellectual stimulation of a girl with a wide variety of interests in things like travel, culture, music, books, wine, cuisine, social issues, whatever. If she does not have an interesting mind...next.

A girl that is not sweet. I don't like women with tough, sassy, domineering masculine traits, even if she's hot. If a woman has that typical NYC attitude, or that ghetto finger snapping "you go girl" mentality, I don't care how hot she is, I'm not interested. Or let's just say I'm not interested in anything more than a quick lay. I have to have some tenderness in a woman. Not to say I want a doormat either, but I like women that act like women.

A girl with bad character. If I find out she's the type of person that will see someone drop a hundred dollar bill in front of her and snatch it up instead of telling the person they just dropped their money, then I know she's not trustworthy. If I catch her badmouthing people behind their backs, or trying to step on someone's neck to get that promotion, then next.

 

[KontrollerX]

Hmmm lets see...

Smoker- I hate the habit as much as you do speakeasy.

Guy friends- come on only AFC's believe that the guy friends are really friends and that this sort of bullsh!t is ok.

Overly smart chick- I just want a girl that is dumb young and full of enthusiasm. I have no interest in ball busting feminist bull dykes. I want an ornameant that is nice to look at and dumb enough so that I can have my way with her at will. I'm NOT looking for a connection with any woman or a challenge from any woman. I want the easiest possible lay with the least amount of hassles and drama so dumb for me it is. I just say no to intellectuals, feminists and other assorted ball buster brainy types.

Drug addict

Alcoholic

Tatoos everywhere

Fat chick

Nutjob

Depression sufferer (I don't classify this with nutjob because tons of people suffer from it so its more or less a normal condition in today's world albeit a mental health disorder as well)

Adrenaline junkie (No I don't want to go skydiving or bungee jumping with you)

Overly sensitive (I have a sick sense of humour so this kind of chick is a no go)

Oh yeah and the last two items on your list apply for me as well.

 

[mpimpin]

fat chick

always hangs out with guys

Spells cuss words (either say them or don't)

lacks sarcasm/wit

If she doesn't do at least two of these drink, occasionally smoke or at least be ok with others smoking, cuss, or fvck

 

[user43770]

If she doesn't do at least two of these drink, occasionally smoke or at least be ok with others smoking, cuss, or fvck

I, too, enjoy drinking, smoking, cussing and fvcking.

 

[teagan]

I hate girls who don't go to the gym. Seriously, you could be ugly as hell but if you have a body chances are some guys still gonna be drooling on ya...as ****tie as that sounds. And its so easy to exercise...I just don't get people.

 

[Deep Dish]

Assuming a woman passes for physical attraction—as ugliness and fattiness are huge turn-offs—I would say my one huge deal breaker is any woman with a "I Love Jesus" t-shirt. Born-again Christians and all that jazz are not my jazz for azz. My interests function by inverse proportion to religiosity.

 

[Ganondorf]

I'ma freak, but for a girl to be taken seriously, she can't give it up to easily or too fast

That just comes off as slvty and desperate to me. try and impress me with your personality and who you are, not how good you give head or with tit photos.

I had a chick do all the above to me one time, fine as hell, but she killed it with that sh1t. she was only FB material in my eyes, while she wanted a relationship with me

I like ladies with some class

 

[DJDamage]

Hmmm lets see...

Smoker- I hate the habit as much as you do speakeasy.

Guy friends- come on only AFC's believe that the guy friends are really friends and that this sort of bullsh!t is ok.

Overly smart chick- I just want a girl that is dumb young and full of enthusiasm. I have no interest in ball busting feminist bull dykes. I want an ornameant that is nice to look at and dumb enough so that I can have my way with her at will. I'm NOT looking for a connection with any woman or a challenge from any woman. I want the easiest possible lay with the least amount of hassles and drama so dumb for me it is. I just say no to intellectuals, feminists and other assorted ball buster brainy types.

hahahaha good list KX

Other dealbreakers:

bad lay - if the sex is boring then I am outta there, good and frequent BJ's are encouraged.

She is a ho' - she pretty much slept with every guy on the block.

Trying to pull a fast one on me - If a woman tries to hide/play games/lie about something to me and then act all sweet and innocent about it while thinking that I am clueless like other guys and I don't know what's going on, while she is being all clever. This should be a good topic to discuss on sosuave.

Using sex as a weapon - big no no.

 

[mpimpin]

True love waits rings

If she ever interferes with my Business or my money

 

[Rounder]

Chain smoking

Lots of tattoos - 1 or 2, maybe 3 small ones hidden away are ok, but all over the arms, neck, etc is just too much

highly dramatic - too many ups and downs, life is always a roller coaster, I can't take that crap, how about some stability?

hypochondriac - I hate people who run to the doctor every week or 2 or always think there is something wrong

medical conditions - could be anything from something semi-serious or uncurable to simply needing too many meds, it's a turn off

unstable family life while they were young - this can really depend on the situation but this usually ends up being the root cause of many problems

poor with finances

not happy on her own - *needs* a relationship to be happy where I would be her lone source of entertainment

If she's a prude or won't experiment in bed - been there done that and it sucks

no sense of humor of her own

all I got for now

 

[speakeasy]

not happy on her own - *needs* a relationship to be happy where I would be her lone source of entertainment

Very good one. I should've mentioned that too.