What are some of the things you've never done?

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There are 2 things that I've never done that I want to do but I doubt I will. Having already taken part in gang bangs and threesome's, mine are a little out in left field.

First and foremost: bang a nun. I know not gonna happen and I accept it as a fantasy.

Second: bang a midget. I don't know why but one day me and my buddy were talkin about how fun it would be. To have her on top off you, grab her, throw her in the air - a somersault, have her land and keep going.

I think my second one is possible. I just don't know where to go to meet any little people. I can't remember the last time I seen a dwarf in public to approach. Most I don't find that attractive but after watching "Little People" on TLC, I realize there are some that are not bad looking.

So what are some of your banging goals that you haven't done yet?
 

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Mine seem simple but just haven't had the opportunity.. Well, at least not in my post-AFC days..

Like to do an African American woman, an Asian woman, and European woman... Caucasian American chicks are kinda getting old in some respect, for both dating and banging..
 

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I've never been skydiving.

So, I want to bang the chick that I'm tandem-jumping with and kill two birds with one stone.

How's that for a fantasy?
 

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Vulpine said:
I've never been skydiving.

So, I want to bang the chick that I'm tandem-jumping with and kill two birds with one stone.

How's that for a fantasy?
That's a good one. Very similiar to CSI NY last week. They were tandem bungee jumping off the bridge and doing it. Wouldn't the rush of the fall take away from the actual act? I could see in a skydive where its longer and theres more time to actually enjoy it / feel it. I think you'd already have so much of a rush from the dive though, that the sex wouldn't add that much more. But what do I know, its not my fantasy.
 

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In all honesty banging a midget should be fairly easy for u. By the sound of it u are either a porn star, or a guy that pays hookers for sex.

You are probably the guy that fvcks hookers and thats cool. to each there own. A midget will be easy U might have to fork a few bucks, but that is nothing new to u probably.

As far as a nun goes. U sound like a sick sob to me. Your the type of guy i wouldn't want around my family.
 

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Foursome, with me and 3 chicks.
 

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Nasman said:
In all honesty banging a midget should be fairly easy for u. By the sound of it u are either a porn star, or a guy that pays hookers for sex.

You are probably the guy that fvcks hookers and thats cool. to each there own. A midget will be easy U might have to fork a few bucks, but that is nothing new to u probably.

As far as a nun goes. U sound like a sick sob to me. Your the type of guy i wouldn't want around my family.
Is that jealousy I detect? Just because I've been man enough to go out there and get my 3 somes / orgies and have set goals that are outside of your tastes, don't be hatin me for your failures.

As for the nun thing, you tell me what catholic goin school boy hasn't thought about it. Not much different than all those priest sodomizing those innocent choir boys back in the day.

Your right, you don't want me around your family but guess what - I'm the type of guy that your sister and mom love. Not my fault that your not a DJ. Now go run and live in your little AFC world, I was merely asking about other people's goals.
 

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wow i been in a 3 some and 4 some but I dont know about a gang bang. I think men are scum bags. last thing i want to is to see some guy's "OH" face while having sex. men are just nasty.
In any case, I have yet to tie a girl's hands and feet together behind her (have her grab her ankles and tie it all together behind her).
Pregnant sex I want to try. that looks hot.
A girl straight from Brazil. Never had a brazilian.
 
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a midget????

well, at least no one is saying they want to bang a 10 year old or a 90 year old!

personally, i have had a threesome once, and also had asian, mexican, spanish, brazilian, korean, white, russian, black, and european (swedish/british) chicks. I am not a sicko yet wanting to bang society's physically repelling people (nuns, midgets)........I want to bang a CELEBRITY
 

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bangin' a 90 year old would be kinda hot!!!!
 

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MacAvoy said:
Is that jealousy I detect? Just because I've been man enough to go out there and get my 3 somes / orgies and have set goals that are outside of your tastes, don't be hatin me for your failures.

As for the nun thing, you tell me what catholic goin school boy hasn't thought about it. Not much different than all those priest sodomizing those innocent choir boys back in the day.

Your right, you don't want me around your family but guess what - I'm the type of guy that your sister and mom love. Not my fault that your not a DJ. Now go run and live in your little AFC world, I was merely asking about other people's goals.
Is this hostility I detect. Dude there is nothing wrong with paying 2 fullfill ur fantasies. Orgies,gangbangs, threesomes. My friends that I used to party with do these things and they pay for this.

They banged a lot of girls in the past. great pickup artists, but they party hard. orgies,gangbangs,threesomes usually includes $$$$$$$$$. Come on dude this ain't fantasy island I have been around the block and then some.

Stay off the mothers and sisters. Not very nice of you..................
Fork over the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and bang some hookers......
 

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MacAvoy said:
Is that jealousy I detect? Just because I've been man enough to go out there and get my 3 somes / orgies and have set goals that are outside of your tastes, don't be hatin me for your failures.

As for the nun thing, you tell me what catholic goin school boy hasn't thought about it. Not much different than all those priest sodomizing those innocent choir boys back in the day.

Your right, you don't want me around your family but guess what - I'm the type of guy that your sister and mom love. Not my fault that your not a DJ. Now go run and live in your little AFC world, I was merely asking about other people's goals.
Is this hostility I detect. Dude there is nothing wrong with paying 2 fullfill ur fantasies. Orgies,gangbangs, threesomes. My friends that I used to party with do these things and they pay for this.

They banged a lot of girls in the past. great pickup artists, but they party hard. orgies,gangbangs,threesomes usually includes $$$$$$$$$. Come on dude this ain't fantasy island I have been around the block and then some.

Stay off the mothers and sisters. Not very nice of you..................
Fork over the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and bang some hookers......
 

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Scrumtulescence said:
I've never had a really good pickle.
What kind of post is this. It is virgins like this guy that destroy the don juan forum. Here is a guy with 800 posts and this is the kind of shvt we get.
 

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Nasman said:
What kind of post is this. It is virgins like this guy that destroy the don juan forum. Here is a guy with 800 posts and this is the kind of shvt we get.
For someone whose posts-per-day count is six times higher than mine, you should talk. And I'm sorry if you didn't "get it", but you don't come off as the type of person who "gets stuff". I'll let you continue on now with your "Mature Man" discussion about paying to bang midgets and sh*t.
 

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I've read that the Bangkok bar girls can shoot ping pong balls out of their pvssy. If I am ever in Thailand, I am definitely going to check that sh!t out.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I've read that the Bangkok bar girls can shoot ping pong balls out of their pvssy. If I am ever in Thailand, I am definitely going to check that sh!t out.
They do that shyt in Amsterdam. You get to catch them too....
 

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"Daddy?"

"Yes son?"

"what does 'regret' mean?"

"Well son, the funny thing about regret is, it's better to regret something you have done than regert something you haven't done,.."

I regret not having closed this thread sooner.
 
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