What animal would a DJ be and why?

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If a chic asks you "what animal you would be and why"? What would a DJ say?
 

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I wonder about these threads..

I'd say a cat. Why? Because now only am I cute, cuddly and adorable, I listen to noone, sleep when I want, eat when I want, relieve myself whenever I want, AND I get to stay in tip top fur condition.
 

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I would be wolf. I am furry, scary, cute cuddly once tame. Also I am strong minded, strong willed and above all agile :D

Smoke
 

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Either a bull or a lion. Nothing says man like a load of bull or lion semen in your face :rockon:
 

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Killa, it's funny you bring that up. I just noticed AS well that there is a dog, a cat, a lion AND A wolf here.

Pertaining to myself, I don't use pickup lines, or routines like a cat. The only time I'll drop a line is when the situation presents itself (ie: 'I saw you were looking bored and I thought I could come and cheer you up'). Thus, I'm a morphed form of a cat, with traits of lion and wolf :).

Nice read though.
 
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Michele said:
a paladin.

noble, courageous, high charisma, and i'd ride her like a noble steed.
A paladin isn't an Animal. WTF? She'll think your uneducated.
 

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Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
 
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DJDamage said:
Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"

If this were happening by email, do you think you even get a "WHAT"?
 

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DJDamage said:
Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
Yea.... You would get shut down real bad for that..... You wouldn't even get to say rooster. Unless she is a huge Nympho then maybe but no just no.
 

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LOL...funny thread.

I'd say a lion...a whole pack of females that do all the chores for him, and he gets to pick the ones he fvcks...and he's also king of the jungle....:D
 
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if a chick asks "why does some random guy who just joined this forum a few days ago post such a stupid thread?"

what would u say to that? do u realize that IF, and its a big IF you are being serious right now, then you are actually trying to have a social life online trying to converse with random people thru a forum

either give some ****ing advice, or ask a question about girls - none of this bullshyt buddy
 
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Calm down.

DO you know the reason I asked this question?

Maybe Jennifer Lopez emailed it to me and asked me. And I came here asking for advice.

Jesus.
 

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A banobo monkey. Coz I **** like you wouldn't believe!
 

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3 things...

Call_Me_Daddy said:
Mr. Nobody.

Step right this way.

Welcome to the ignore list. *click*


First I was like...:crackup:



My Name is Nobody said:
Who cares? Go to hell.
then I was like...:crackup: :crackup:



All The Answers said:
if a chick asks "why does some random guy who just joined this forum a few days ago post such a stupid thread?"
Then I was like....:rockon:
 
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ValleyDJing said:
3 things...





First I was like...:crackup:





then I was like...:crackup: :crackup:





Then I was like....:rockon:

And then you read that J Lo asked me this question.

Nuff said.
I'll be back for more crazy questions that you pimps can help me out with.

Afterall, I need some pu$$y.
 
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