Whacko!

[STR8UP]

I know that your ex-girlfriend called you hundreds of times a day right after you broke up with her and did some stalking but a real stalker wouldn’t be warded off from your home by an awesomely cool hand-carved string puppet and consider it creepy. Seriously, though, you know I’m right.

(On a side note, how the hell do women find that puppet creepy. )

LOL...I LOVE my puppet! Chucky rocks :rockon:

That damn thing cost me a couple hundred bucks and I had to drag it all the way back from Prague without it getting bunged up. I'm not going to let some dumb ho's opinion sway my decision to display it prominently in my living room

Seriously, my ex was born in the Phillipines POOR POOR POOR.....those are some seriously superstitious people. Her mom puts all this crazy sh!t in her head. It got kind of annoying after awhile.

I guess I really can't blame her since I have had several other women say it's creepy as well. It's that "creepy clown" thing, I suppose

 

[STR8UP]

Yeah but there’s barely a hair of difference and only because I knew. The difference is so subtle that if you didn’t know the top was fake, you’d never notice. It really is the James Bond of wigs. And, from what I hear, in a short time the hair will be tweaked to where it’s impossible to tell a difference even if you know. I believe it.

Yea, Dish saw the piece today

It's not looking it's best cause after a few weeks the hair needs to be washed with a special color depositing shampoo to get rid of the oxidation to even out the color. Got some one order.

I also desperately need a haircut. Since my own hair is too long it doesn't blend like it should. My stylist just got back from overseas, so hopefully I can get her to straighten things out in the next couple of days. (I know, no sexing the stylist :nono: )

Still tweaking this-n-that, but I'm confident that I will have it down in a couple of months.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

If the girl wasn't whacked in the head STR8UP's suggestion to go AFC on her would be the best solution, HOWEVER because she IS a nut case any form of contact is toxic to your well being. People like that tend to see things in completely distorted ways as your starting to see. For instance your e-mail was clear, concise and straight to the point: I'm not interested. However her interpretation of the e-mail wasn't so much about what you wrote to her, but simply that you responded!! This gives her hope, and prolongs the agony of you having to hear her desperate phone calls for a long time to come. These psychos even stop for a few weeks with the phone calls, then out of no where will flood you with an assault of calls out of the blue.

I highly recommend going back to ignoring her and to stop worrying about "what if" scenarios that your playing out in your head.



PIMP

 

[legolas]

Chucky the killer doll is your puppet?? LOL how the hell can you not expect women to find it creepy?

On the other hand, with a whacky woman you shouldn't have even hung out with her in the first place!! Don't you guys have some kind of wacko radar (kinda like a gaydar but for wackos) I can smell these broads a mile away and I don't let desperation or anything get me to even say hi to them. Recently I've become pretty good at filtering out certain types of girls who I do not want anything to do with.

 

[STR8UP]

Chucky the killer doll is your puppet?? LOL how the hell can you not expect women to find it creepy?

Nah, Chucky is a marionette puppet (a jester, to be more specific) I got in Prague. I only call him Chucky cause the chicks think he's creepy

 

[Desdinova]

I still say go AFC on her ass. Write up the cheesiest, sappiest love poem, pick a bunch of wild flowers, get some balloons and a card and profess your undying love for her telling her that you can't believe how you didn't see it before now, but all is good since now you are both on the same track and you can be together forever......

Well, if you're gonna go this route, learn how to be a whiny little b1tch. This romantic 5hit won't cut it if you're still acting confident. Learn how to cry on command. When she mentions some other dude, start crying and acuse her of cheating on you. Then buy her some flowers. The whiny b1tch routine complimented by lots of flowers should chase her off. Be with her as much as possible. If she wants sex, tell her you respect her too much to violate her pu55y

 

[Deep Dish]

KarmaSutra:
Lots of Green Swamp out here in Central Florida, lotsa gators to eat those who don't want to be found.

LOL! :crackup:

Anyway, as I was telling STR8UP, this girl came about at about the same time I instituted a whole new (for myself) way of interacting with women, which is to gaze into the eyes of women and act around them as if they are my girlfriend (but without dependence). It works marvelously and I just guess I did it to the wrong woman.