Fuglydude
Master Don Juan
Hey all,
I'm a male exotic entertainer part-time, and I have some weird/funky/funny stories regarding girls...here's one that kinda left me confused about how to react/feel...
Ok, so we had a show about two weeks ago, and the crowd at the pub wasn't super busy, so we were just chilling in the DJ booth before showtime talking to the DJ...when suddenly this really hot girl walks in (HB 9). She's very petite brunette but she's got these amazing boobs, like I'm talking jaw dropping!! So we're having this discussion to see if they're fake or not, when I'm just like we should just ask her!
So we ask her and turns out they're real and that she's a stripper who works at a local stripclub. She's at our show with her bestfriend and her bestfriends' sister.
So the show starts and I go on first, and she comes on for a lapdance with her bestfriend's sister (who's TOTALLY shy), and then I give her one...she's kinda crazy, etc...but they tipped me really well, a ten and a twenty...so basically I pulled $30 from two lap dances! We spend maybe 30-40 seconds for a lapdance/hotseat when we get tipped $20!! Afterwards when I was done my show she tipped me another $20 down my pants...for not really doing anything...then she bought 10 bux worth of raffle tickets from me, and at polaroid time she just wanted a pic with me. We charge $10 for polaroids...so here I've got a hot stripper with gorgeous boobs spending $60 on me, and saying that I'm "very good-looking" etc...and her friend was even like "she likes you" etc...so I'm planning my approach here. Oh, some of the other **** she said to me was really naughti too!
...hehe she was like "if i win the champagne will you shake it put it between your legs and spray it all over my face?" hahahhah!!!!
So this chic leaves, but her friends stuck around, and I was talking with em, and found out that the stripper chic that was into me was...5 months pregnant... ...And here I was thinking about how to get into her pants... I felt weird for a few days afterwards...and overall was kinda confused about how to feel/react, etc.
Its a funny/weird story in retrospect, but initially it had a "WTF" feel to it!
I'm a male exotic entertainer part-time, and I have some weird/funky/funny stories regarding girls...here's one that kinda left me confused about how to react/feel...
Ok, so we had a show about two weeks ago, and the crowd at the pub wasn't super busy, so we were just chilling in the DJ booth before showtime talking to the DJ...when suddenly this really hot girl walks in (HB 9). She's very petite brunette but she's got these amazing boobs, like I'm talking jaw dropping!! So we're having this discussion to see if they're fake or not, when I'm just like we should just ask her!
So we ask her and turns out they're real and that she's a stripper who works at a local stripclub. She's at our show with her bestfriend and her bestfriends' sister.
So the show starts and I go on first, and she comes on for a lapdance with her bestfriend's sister (who's TOTALLY shy), and then I give her one...she's kinda crazy, etc...but they tipped me really well, a ten and a twenty...so basically I pulled $30 from two lap dances! We spend maybe 30-40 seconds for a lapdance/hotseat when we get tipped $20!! Afterwards when I was done my show she tipped me another $20 down my pants...for not really doing anything...then she bought 10 bux worth of raffle tickets from me, and at polaroid time she just wanted a pic with me. We charge $10 for polaroids...so here I've got a hot stripper with gorgeous boobs spending $60 on me, and saying that I'm "very good-looking" etc...and her friend was even like "she likes you" etc...so I'm planning my approach here. Oh, some of the other **** she said to me was really naughti too!
...hehe she was like "if i win the champagne will you shake it put it between your legs and spray it all over my face?" hahahhah!!!!So this chic leaves, but her friends stuck around, and I was talking with em, and found out that the stripper chic that was into me was...5 months pregnant... ...And here I was thinking about how to get into her pants... I felt weird for a few days afterwards...and overall was kinda confused about how to feel/react, etc.
Its a funny/weird story in retrospect, but initially it had a "WTF" feel to it!