WEIRD experimental "colorgenics" approach...help

[Snozcumber]

Hey I was in an old second-hand book shop the other day when I picked up this book called. "Colorgenics"

Basically its an old, cheesy-looking book that describes how the colors we wear reflect our personalities. The bit that really attracted my attention was chapter four: underwear.

Now about the approach.
I was walking out of the shop when I thought "hey, chicks dig any sort of personality analysis right? what would happen if I used this to do it"

My main idea is this:

Walk up to a woman and say "hey"

and while holding the old, cheesy-looking book in front of you so they can clearly see what its about (*this part is important so they don't just hink your a pervert) say
"What colour underwear are you wearing?!"

Then I proceed to read out the paragraph in the book on what her underwear means.

Now guys this is my first post and I need all of your help!
I have never approached anyone before and am planning on planning an approach in my mind and starting to use it this week. I am not good looking but am quite c+f.. should I use this approach?

Do you think it would work/ should I try it?
What body language/delivery do you think it needs?

Any help on this would be great! Oh and anyone who has a cool standard FUNNY (but obviously not goofy) approach that they couold tell me about would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks

 

[ApocalypseCow2]

"Hey, what color underwear are you wearing!" is pretty strong, and I doubt you'd get good results with that. But I think you're onto something here.

Maybe, "Hi, want to know something interesting that I just read? Underwear color can determine personality type." She'll have some type of reaction, and then you'll be able to run with it. You could ask her to describe her personality, then say, "So you're wearing red underwear!"

 

[diablo]

Interesting. I wouldn't completely dismiss the claim the book makes, however. Check out http://www.colorgenics.com/sps/ and take the mood analysis test - it's more accurate than you'd imagine.

 

[gruby]

That test is full of shi-t.

 

[Virtú]

The test was dead on for me.

http://www.colorgenics.com/sps/results.cfm?d=1&colors=70162354&name=&email=

 

[Dezperado]

It seems correct for me.

Well, it's very correct, and from reading Viru's one, it seems like this is a bit like a horoscope.

Althought I would not apply a lot of what I read in his profile, there are parts I can share. Here is mine fyi:

http://www.colorgenics.com/sps/results.cfm?d=1&colors=13074526&name=&email=

 

[Delta Male]

First, you should test the opener out before you post it. The only way to really know if it works well is to do it.

Second, it probably will open at least a few women if you do it enough times and your voice, BL, and inner beliefs are good because almost anything will. However, why do you feel you need to come equipped with a "colorgenics" book in order for a girl to talk to you? Why not just cut the bull****, because both of you know that you didn't come over to her to discuss colorgenics, you came over to her because you liked her looks/vibe and you want to meet her.

Here's my usual opener:

Dan: Hey, what's up
HB: Hi
Dan: Can I tell you something?
HB: Sure.
Dan: I think you're really cute and I want to meet you. My name's Dan.
HB: Haha, thanks, I'm HB.

This is massively FIELD TESTED to work, especially on women by themselves. But keep in mind, it is only an OPENER. It won't work if you're not an interesting, alpha guy who can have a cool conversation to follow it up. There's no such thing as a "standard" funny approach, just guys who are funny who do approaches.

If by funny appraoch you mean "funny opener" I would strongly advist against that. It puts you in a huge ENTERTAINMENT FRAME, where you don't think you're good enough to talk normally with the girl, so you try to think of something especially clever so that she'll listen to you. Throw the humor in later, after she's shown you that she's cool, and that she deserves it.

-Dan