Weekly Field Report for all active DJs -15th/16th Aug - Participate!

[bugsquish]

It occured to me that we're all (well most of us) going out at the weekend and clubbing with various sucesses and failures abound. Sometimes people post questions or sucesses in their own posts. Why not have a thread EVERY sunday dedicated to the DJs field reports? I think it would be very interesting to see how everyone is getting on or not getting on. It can give people pointers and inspiration as well as highlighting problem areas for DJs to give each other advice.

Dee-Zy gave me the idea, but man you can do better than that If you went out clubbing on Friday or Saturday post your experiences here, good or bad. If this goes well lets make it a weekly occurence.

I'm going to go write my field report and I'll be back later. Come on guys PARTICIPATE!

 

[Julian]

Alright dude since everyone else is being a bastard ill start this piece off... peep this


Friday - I just relaxed and kicked it and toked on the herbal because i have been working all week.

Saturday - Alright i wake up early and hang out with a couple friends, getting blazed and just chillin.

5pm- My friend calls and tells me to come to his graduation party, its him and his cousins party and i know them both. Well i arrive and my friend is just chilling with his girlfriend, he is total AFC and she b1tches about everything. For instance, she was asking me about some ugly girls from school, which was like 3 months ago that my friend may have talked to. I was like WTF WHO GIVES A FUCC GODDAMN. Plus she expected him to hold her cig and then she takes drags off of it from his hand. I couldnt believe the sh1t.

Well im getting sicc of sitting around with them cuz his girl just b1tches the whole time, so i went to his cousin and his friends, who are all the partying preps that i know. They are all cool plus there was some females. I noticed this one, she was like a Hb9.5. She had a perfect tan, perfect body, perfect face. Man was she a hot girl for reals. Well they have a nice house, and a big patio, which had a keg and tables setup. It was dark out and they had those tiki candles goin.

Well we are just sitting around bullsh1tting and talking and me and this girl share birthday in the same month and she immediatly gave me the handshake, you know how you greet somone and clasp hands, and then again. You know like rappers do, thats how everyone greets around here.

Well i noticed her like brushing me when she walked by and talking really close to me and there was definite kino on both ends.

Well after awhile we get word on a keggar out in this forest area about 5 minutes away. I arrive a half hour later and its pretty cool. I see alot of old and familiar faces and some new ones. Everyone is trashed. I saw the HB 9.5 again and she was standing on her own, scanning the crowds. H

Her eyes met mine and i let loose a nice smile, which she returned. I approached her and talked a little bit, one of he friends pushed her into me and it was wierd, like i kind of caught her, and had her arm in my grasp, she grasped my arm sort of. Another of her friends walks up and is like "whos this?" and she says my name and gives my forearm a squeeze. it felt good ahaha.

Anyway, i wasnt drinking and i noticed a sh1tload of dudes getting all on her, mostly trashed guys walking up and slinging there arms around her and the like. I was sort of pissed because i wasnt drinking. I started talking to this other girl, HB 8, very cute nice blonde. We had a good conversation. Anyway, after a little while things were wildin out, the keg was stolen, fights were breaking loose left and right. It was chaotic so me and my friend dipped.

Unfortunatly i didnt number close on any of the girls. Thats my field report for this weekend.

 

[bugsquish]

Good work Julian, and good start to the thread. HB9.5 sounds very promising! Why didn't you go for the digits? I take it you will get another chance? That sh!t with your AFC friend is so damn funny. He actually HOLDS HER CIGARETTE WHILE SHE SMOKES IT? LOLOL

Come on guys Julian was so kind as to share his experiences. Mine are coming up in the next half hour. Let's make this a big thing.

 

[bugsquish]

My field report. Went out clubbing Friday night with my ex Emma and my "open relationship" kinda-ex Clare. Emma disappeared pretty quickly to do her own thing but not before telling Clare I was making out with other chicks. Clare then spends the rest of the night with her ex.

OK, now I'm pretty much alone. On the bright side, free to do my thing

I had been making EC with a HB8 across from us and I'm sure she was smiling at me so I decided to go over to talk to her. Before I even made it all the way some guy appeared from nowhere and sat next to her. Slowed a little to see what was going on and she started making out with him. Dammit. Next.

Standing at the bar getting a drink and this cute chick (HB7.5) comes up beside me. She's talking to her friend and fumbling with her purse. I put my hand on her shoulder and she turns round. I give her a big smile and say hi and she does likewise. Fluff talk for a couple of minutes then her and her friend just walk away. I'm not disheartened, on with the quest!

Been eyeing up this chick (HB8) in TINY hotpants. Went up to dance with her and her friends. Seems promising, she tells me her name and is giving me her full attention until I forget her name a third time and she gets pissed off Embarassed, I move away to dance with some other chicks (6.5 and 7) I know from weeks ago (but not interested in). Hotpants babe is later seen making out with some other guy. Hmmm, still not disheartened, on with the quest!

Then I see the chick from the bar dancing, and go to dance with her. She is much more receptive this time and I get down to some grinding and making out. She puts my number in her phone and texts my phone. Phone #1

With that success I bid her good day and continue my hunt for the ultimate babe. A hot chick (again about 7.5) suddenly walks past hmm very cute and on a mission it seems. I grabbed her hand as she stomped past and she swung round to face me. She didn't look to happy at first but she seemed to soften when she saw my big goofy smiling face. "Come and dance" says me. "OK" says she. Much grinding and making out later I repeat the exact same trick and get her to text my phone with her number. Phone #2

I was trying to get away to find another HB but the second # chick kept turning up. Following me? Hehe I didn't mind that much she was a cutie. Anyways I got rid of her eventually. Then I saw this *aaaaah* angelic beauty HB8.5 with looooong blonde hair and a tiny dress and an oh so fine tight little body. HMMMHHHHH so lickable.. By this time I was totally fearless and just marched straight up to her and her friend and started dancing with her and said hi. She was well into me and grinding and making out once again ensued. Her CB friend dragged her away though before I could get a number. Damn!

But I had at least 8 different women to dance with by this time (including past sucesses and friends). Well the night came to an end Clare disappeared (stayed with her ex) and I fell out with Emma (long story) and ended up slumped outside the club in a drunken heap lol. Who comes and picks me up from the gutter? Mrs Angelic Blondie HB8.5 that's who! She is unfortunately leaving the UK to go to USA in a couple of days so has no number. She gives me her card with her web site and email. A pic of her from her website. She's the singer with a band. She had her hair straightened when I met her so she looked better in person.

Clare since called me and she still wants to be a FB. And I got potentially 2 more cuz both # close chicks have texted me again since. Couple of failures but it's part of the game. I soooo wish HB8.5 wasn't leaving the country

OK, DJs share your experiences, failures and sucesses! Give a decent response and we can have this thread every Sunday.

 

[NINJA PIMP]

Hit a HUGE warehouse party last night and had a great time.

I am actually a pretty kickass dancer so I am on the floor busting some dope moves with my boy in a mini-battle. Of course he cant compete with me, but he is getting better and we put on somewhat of a show for the crowd and get a little circle goin. We both knew the song by heart (Booker T and the MG´s "Melting Pot") and finished perfectly in b-boy stance. We were so money!

The next track was a cheesy house tune so we just start to leave the dancelfloor and get mobbed by these two girls who want to dance. So I get my groove on as best I can (Man that DJ sucked ass!) and am feeling on this girl´s ass and grinding her. Fun stuff! It gets real hot and we are sweating like pigs so I suggest we grab some air and take her by the hand.

We go out to the terrace where there is a bar and do some tequila shots. I am about to try for a kissclose but her friend shows up all drunk and fuct up and interrupted our moment. So we go back to the house and start dancing. She is really quite a skilled dancer.

We had fun grooving for a while and then I got attacked by a few friends I havent seen in a while so there was all this commotion and I actually forgot about this girl and ended up dancing with this gorgeous black girl but it turned out she had a boyfriend and there was almost a fight when he stepped to me and my boy just clocked him in the jaw. Thankfully the fight got broken up and we just kept having a blast.

The party finally wound down and we were leaving as we ran into those two girls again. I fluffed her a bit and teased her for not having a job, which she laughed at but then her friend was pulling on her arm so she had to leave. I was prepared though. Whipped out the pen and paper and got the digits, saying that we should go dancing sometime.

I think I will wait a few days on this one and just surprise her on the phone a la Mr. Fingers.

For those who missed it

The Art of Phone Openers

Sorry Fings, I am totally robbing your material!

 

[NINJA PIMP]

Double Post (WTF??)

 

[bugsquish]

Sounds like quite a night Ninja! Good work on the digits

Any other FRs? Don't let this idea die guys!

 

[Chaos-Knight]

my field report fri/sat nights:

fri - didn't leave home till like 10/11pm
drove 1/2 hour to nearest realistic town...
PEALERS for an hour (cute blond striper-seen better)
girl in front row across from me flashed her tities
at the striper - nice rack!
Then went to club,quiet at first so left and came back,
played pool,saw people I don't know very well = we chatted.
Cute asian girl with tattoo - told her nice tattoo, she seemed
shy - didn't keep her chatting DOH!
Left and went to after hours party -
Too much D!ck not enough Possy,girls that were there
were all over several guys (discusting!) sluts? probably yes.
Left for home alseep at like 5:00am

sat-Worked late (till 10:00pm) out clubbing around 12:00pm
avoided playing pool = I decided I should practice dancing.
so did some eye contacts,smiles,chatted up some chick.
Went on dancefloor alone - grooved abit,watched others while
dancing to get new ideas,made a few interesting observations
like:
when I was on the floor I had a much better view of my
surroundings and it was easyer to see which girls were
dancing with thier friends and not with guys...
Studied a few moves... noticed some pretty crappy dancers,
made me feel good knowing I was not the worst
Off/on dance floor several times alone... never asked
any girls to dance (DOH!)
Man it was like bumper cars on the floor it was so packed!
good for grinding,but it kinda annoys the hell out of you
cause everyone is drunk and off ballence.
Makes ya wana "FART" and scare a few people off so they'd
get lost,but they'd probably suffocate before making it
I left when they started playing crappy music.
Then went to after-hours party...
Man is it even worth it??? some of these chicks are obese(fat)
others are slutty looking and flirting with everyone...
I was waiting to play pool(sitting down) and this chick
puts her ass in my face = So I smack it! she goes Hey!
(she was playing pool) then she does like a half-lap dance
on one of my legs as she's shooting pool...
I threaten to smack her azz again teasingly...
That girl was kinda hot,but her actions turned me off,
like flirting with alot of people
Went home - asleep at like 6:00am zzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

phew what a weekend... I feel like my skills are improving though.
please excuse any spelling mistakes I'm kinda in a hurry right now....

 

[Knicknack]

Good idea on this thread. Lets keep it going each week. Lets not limit it to the weekend only. Make it a week long report because I go out during the week a lot.

Wednesday:

Went to a bar about 10:30 to start the drinkin. My friend and brother were there before me. I showed up and they had already started on this HB8 waitress. She got me in the bar for free after only knowing my friend for 5 minutes. He must have really worked her good. I thank her for letting me in and give her a little pat on the back right above her ass. We drink there for about 30 minutes and I started DJ'ing her pretty good with my friend. She came by and I said, "before we close out, let me get your number." she said ok and walked away. We were ready to leave so we walked near the entrance. Next thing we know this waitress comes up and says, "man, i thought yall left, blah blah blah..." She walked way out of her way to talk with us one last time. Got her number and left.

Went to another bar near a club we planned to hit up. This girl that I had number closed about 3 months ago walks in. I never got anywhere with this girl, so I knew I was out of the picture as far as she was concerned. She doesn't recognize me at first, as I'm standing behind my DJ friend. I tell my friend I know her and he immediately starts his "routine." So i'm standing behind him kinda talkin in his ear. I tell him her name and he plays like he knows her. I keep tellin him things about her in his ear and she is just floored how this complete stranger knows so much about her. She is convinced that they met somewhere. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. It got me thinking how I wish I could always have someone tellin me info about a girl. My friend convinces her to walk over to the club with us. Once we get there he number closes her and ditches her for some new pvssy...

I saw a couple girls at the bar getting hit on by an older AFC. Her friend was talkin with the guy and she revealed to me what they were doing. She said she was getting bored waiting because they were just trying to get this guy to buy them drinks. The AFC bought them drinks and I took the HB7 to the dance floor. I kept drinking the drink the AFC just bought her because she was offering it to me. The AFC and the other girl come up to her and she agrees to go with them. No number close. yet.

I saw a cutie HB7.5 kinda grooving to the music by the bar towards the end of the night. I wasn't going to waste my time cause the night was ending and I wanted more numbers, so I just wrapped my arm around her stomach and started grinding her. She gave a glance back and had no problem(i'm glad i look good). Number closed her in about 3-4 minutes and moved on.

Walked passed the HB7 golddigger and number closed her.

Walked out of the club and saw an HB9 and an HB6.5 in the car. My buddy went for the HB9 before I could, so I played wingman on the HB6.5. We number closed them both.

Thursday:
Went to a club about midnight. An HB6 walks by me and pretends to know me. I play along and we hit the dance floor. Number closed her easily.

Friday: Did not go out.

Saturday: Went to bar and approached numerous chicks who were older than me. No major success stories, but it was still fun getting the practice and talking with some girls. It's so easy for me to ask them for their number and get rejected. I could care less about rejections now.

 

[Dee-Zy]

Sathurday:
I decided to go to Cosmo with two of my friends since we are sick and tired of Gatineau Clubs (That's where I live) and Nic said that Ottawa's dead, so Only choices left are Cosmo and Bop. Plus bop sucks nowadays. Dancefloor is too small and it's just packed with wannabe thugs. A real lady knows better.

Get in Cosmo, it's passed midnight - we were glad to see no line up just to be dissapointed with a club and ... less then 40 ppl. NO hot girls whatsoever. I single handed counted all the girls in the club. They were 18.

At the bar, a girl asked me a for a smoke and my friend gave her one. I striked a convo with her - but god damn it's anoying pursuing a convo with ordinary girls. She had a cute smile and had more what of somesort of confidence, but that's all what she had going on with her. Since the club was so empty, I asked the bartender. I ended talking with her for the rest of the night. I was stupid though - great opportunity to get with a bartender. Now that I think about it, she was hinting me great convo directions.

So anyways, we went home and on the way back I got into a fight with one of my friend.

Woot a night.

Oh yeah, I clubbed in Gatineau Friday and I sat back and watch my friends make moves rather then me. Almost got into trouble when I saw an ol friend of mine from high school. I kinda felt that she was always into me but that night she was drunk and when she greeted me, she was going for the kiss. Good thing I turned cuz I later learned that she was with her boyfriend and his crew. Were they were all twice my size and outnumbered me too. lol

Wednesday, I got too drunk, didn't even make it to the club. I passed out and lost my 500$ Oakley prescription glasses.

Yeah, my week sucked.

 

[Chaos-Knight]

BUMP!

deezy - good to see your field report finally
remember it could be alot worse...
(hey you avoided getting beat-up)
sometimes it feels the same here(not enough hotties)
And it can be so annoying finding out theyr boyfriend
is in attendance after you approach them
practice is a good thing.

Lost glasses?
I lost my sunglasses a few weeks back,
went swimming in a river and when I dove under
I came up and they were gone... spent hours
looking for them....finally gave up and told everyone
there is now a reward for finding them.
but I'v given up (it's a river so they took a ride downstream)

Could you post a "lost and found" with a reward?
or are they truely lost?

And to everyone else = Post your FR!! we are waiting...

 

[InLawsHateMe]

A old buddy and his girl, came up last Thursday from Florida... so Saturday night, my brother, his gf, and my buddy and his gf, we all went to Rushcreek Grill for the football game, drank up some beers, and then we all went dancing at the Polo Club off Bethel road..... I think we got there around 10 or 11pm... someone must of had a wedding that night, there were brides maids, etc... anyway.. we got a few drinks in, and headed towards the dance floor. This is where the fun began...

Not to brag, because when you are honest, it ain't bragging, so F the haters... I get on the dance floor, start dancing. Dancing fellas, women love a guy who can dance. It don't matter if you are in shorts, wearing flip flops, while sporting a nice shirt, if you can dance, they'll want to dance with you. Anyway.... I catch some woman walking by me on the dance floor, teasingly, I go pretend like a horny dog and proceed to dry hump her, as my buds looked on, and laughed at my clowning around. First, the woman was a bit startled... 5 minutes later she returns, and with friends, which they all join me on the dance floor. The woman I 'dry humped' grabs me, starts dancing with me, then looks me in the eye and says, 'You are so fine.' I smiled and said, 'thanks, I know.' and gave her a big grin. Then she grabs one of her girlfriends who is dancing nearby, and we three start dancing, grinding, and as I'm behind her, she grabs the side of my shorts and pulls me into her, grinding her ass into my mid-region. 8) .....man, she had a nice ass to grind too (thinking about it now) she was also in short shorts, and looking cute as hell. Then before I could say anything about her hand rubbing my crotch, she taps her friend on the shoulder, who turns around, and right in front of my face, they kiss el sensually... buddies looking on in total shock, I let out a 'HELL YEAH!!' ....after some more hardcore dancing, and grinding, and touching, she had a friend take a picture of me with both ladies, one on left, and one on right, and got a kiss from both of them... I could have and should have gotten their numbers.. actually I should have tore them both up that night but... I didn't. *shrugs* .....I know, I know, 'ILHM, what happend? Two maybe three chics were going to give it to you, they were all over you, they called you fine, they took a picture with you... Why did you punk out?'

...I have a beautiful woman in my life. Gives me everything I want.. she's also carrying around my baby. I wouldn't do that to her, or to myself. Just too much to risk.. besides, my brother, who I admire, would lose some respect for me if I did... man, I should have gotten a blowj*b from those horny chics. :/

 

[es_mer8]

I am just going to post what happened today

8/18/03

I woke up and checked my e-mail. I read an e-mail that my ex sent me. We exchanged e-mails at the end but I thought that was basically a meaning for "we will never acknowledge eachother's existence again." Basically, she just posted how she may even be starting varsity if things go well and how she wishes me the best of luck. I didn't respond.

For some odd reason, one of my AFC friends wanted to hang out. Today was 'Teen Sunday.' Oh Lord. He visited a few dating sites and asked if I could be his wingman. I said yes on the agreement that these girls need to be at least 17 for me. He said ok.

Walked around and spotted two girls. They were in college definitely. Why? They looked 19 or 20 and they wore shirts of the college I'm going to. They were hotties, definite 9. The first time I ever seen a really attractive tan girl. Most girls overtan and look like crap. So he said, "Damn, they are some fine pieces of ass." I nodded and he was almost going to walk on. He thought I was going to approach them...which I did?

"Hey, are you here for Teen Sunday?"
They giggle and go, "No, we're just doing some shopping before we head to college."
"Nice, I'm going to the same college as both of you."
Their eyes grow wider.
"Really? What major are you taking up?"
"I'm doing a double major of Graphic Design and Business Administration. What are your names?"
"This is Ashley (the hottest one) and I'm Jenny."
"I'm es_mer8."
"Does your friend talk?"
"Yeah, this is Anthony." He shakes their hand.
"So, what are you ladies doing?"
At the same time they said, "Nothing yet."
"What do you mean, nothing yet? I bet your parents must be pissed."
"Yeah but I'm just experimenting around."
"How old are you two?"
Both at the same time again said "19"
"Cool."
Ashley says, "How old are you es_mer8?"
"25"
"What? You don't look 25."
"Yeah, I get that a lot. At least I can buy alcohol without being carded."
"Really."
"No, not really. I'm 18."
They both playfully punch my arm.

Long conversation ensues. My friend doesn't say anything despite me making 2-3 attempts to bring him into the conversation. At the end, I get their cell numbers. They told me that they have no idea about their dorm numbers (neither do I so I know this isn't a line of BS) and I say, "See you later" and slap Ashley's ass.

"Oh my God!"

I look back and smile. They both laugh and smile and proceed to leave. An ok day.

 

[Walden]

Hey this is a great thread and I hope it becomes a regular thing.

I for my part was out with injury this weekend

 

[Don Ronny]

Last night I saw my hand at a party. It was lookin real hot (around a 9 or 10) we´ll call it HBPalmela. I opened HBPalmela by saying hello and fluff talking about hand cream, manicures and such. There were a lot of people around so I decided to isolate my target by suggesting we go to the bathroom. I cant believe I faced zero resistance! No C&F, no patterns, All I did was make a bold statement of intent and sixty seconds later I am getting a handjob in the washroom!

Man I am good!

But now I dont respect HBPalmela for putting out so early. Do you guys think this is slut behavior? Please tell me ASAP because I think I´m in love!

 

[Dee-Zy]

this is great. no time to read all the FR but we HAVE to keep this goin - weekly baby!!!

GHOST

 

[bugsquish]

Good work guys!

Originally posted by Don Ronny
Last night I saw my hand at a party. It was lookin real hot (around a 9 or 10) we´ll call it HBPalmela. I opened HBPalmela by saying hello and fluff talking about hand cream, manicures and such. There were a lot of people around so I decided to isolate my target by suggesting we go to the bathroom. I cant believe I faced zero resistance! No C&F, no patterns, All I did was make a bold statement of intent and sixty seconds later I am getting a handjob in the washroom!

Man I am good!

But now I dont respect HBPalmela for putting out so early. Do you guys think this is slut behavior? Please tell me ASAP because I think I´m in love!

LOL! Sounds like good FB that could last for a long time, so long as she doesn't mind sharing you with the odd HBpie here and there.

Chaos what do you expect going swimming with sunglasses on

Some interesting stories here guys! Good to see people out there getting tha digits! Are there any more DJs out there with a FR for last week? Success? Or failure? Post it up! I think there was enough interest here for a weekly thread each Sunday. Knicknack you're right lets make it a week long FR. I only seem to go macking at the weekend. During the week I'm pursuing #s or screwing FBs I'm a bit of a pu$$y at cold (sober) PUs too

 

[Ricky]

My GF stood me up for a wedding.

But I got laid anyways. With her before (she decided not to go but I visited her before I went)

And another chick much later on in the night.

I thought I'd score a bridesmaid, but my rapport faded after a while, so it was an after party that was where I met another girl and took her home.