we will all die from wuhan virus

[Alvafe]

The basement dwellers are using Resident Evil as their source and people are eating up this shiet huh?

I wonder if I spread a rumour that eating rat fur will automatically make them immune, might help clear up all those basement dwelling pests and help keep the world a cleaner safer place.

who said chinese don't eat those already?

 

[switch7]

I live in the UK and everyday on the way to and from work i see Chinese people wearing face masks since this has happened. It's ridiculous.

 

[sosousage]

some chinese cities have over 5% death rate. thats a lot. you can say its only old people dyin but if old person can die then not only your older family members can die but probably you as well

 

[sosousage]

I live in the UK and everyday on the way to and from work i see Chinese people wearing face masks since this has happened. It's ridiculous.

bro dont ignore the wuhan. 5 of 100 people will die. theres a 5% chance you will die. thats a lot man. i wonder if ill get infected, i drink like 2-5 letters of water from tape per day. drinking so much water is good for flu but im not sure if the source of water wont get infected



btw thats interesting:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1221893338741084160

wuhan has at least two bioweapon labs! wow! i thought only one virus lab! Now the link is pretty clear! its incident, they tried to create super weapon that only they have cure for, but they had accident and probably before cure was inventent. Lol!

 

[sosousage]

wow one of Wuhan labs logo looks like bioweapons lab from resident evil:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1221895468604674049

wuhan virus is clearly from there wow. china by mistake, attacked itself and other countries.

 

[Spaz]

who said chinese don't eat those already?

No they don't eat furs.

 

[Spaz]

@zinc4

Damn bastards let out 5 million galavanting wuhans before the lock down.

If and when things seems to get worse (on-site situational awareness), Iike everyone else, I trust you know when it's time to call it quits, and head back home.

 

[zinc4]

I want to lea

@zinc4

Damn bastards let out 5 million galavanting wuhans before the lock down.

If and when things seems to get worse (on-site situational awareness), Iike everyone else, I trust you know when it's time to call it quits, and head back home.

I want to leave now but am waiting for my Feb 15th paycheck.

 

[Serenity]

prediction of infections and deaths:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPOmPMgW4AEiFUS.jpg

You can't just put the current numbers in a spreadsheet and multiply everything exponentially for every day, that's not how it works. Get that sh!t out of here.

Besides, it's only about as contagious as the common cold but with a mortality rate of about 2%. If you have a functioning immune system you'll very likely just have a few sh!tty days, then you'll be completely fine and don't have to worry about it again because you've become immune.

It is worse than the flu, but compared to previous coronaviruses like MERS and SARS, this new one is pathetic. It should be taken seriously, but there's no reason to panic.

 

[Who Dares Win]

Ok.

All survivors prepare to assemble. Once the plague has passed you will have two options....

Heros are to make their way towards Hemmingford Home, Nebraska where you will await instructions from Mother Abigail.

Villains are to report immediately to Randall Flagg in Las Vegas and await further instructions.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

This post makes me feel old...

 

[sosousage]

You can't just put the current numbers in a spreadsheet and multiply everything exponentially for every day, that's not how it works. Get that sh!t out of here.

Besides, it's only about as contagious as the common cold but with a mortality rate of about 2%. If you have a functioning immune system you'll very likely just have a few sh!tty days, then you'll be completely fine and don't have to worry about it again because you've become immune.

It is worse than the flu, but compared to previous coronaviruses like MERS and SARS, this new one is pathetic. It should be taken seriously, but there's no reason to panic.

you dont know if its 2% because all the wuhan citizen were ordered to stay in home. for all we know it could be 10%. how do you think we can know whether they died or not?

 

[Serenity]

you dont know if its 2% because all the wuhan citizen were ordered to stay in home. for all we know it could be 10%. how do you think we can know whether they died or not?

Because the numbers are recorded...

 

[sosousage]

Because the numbers are recorded...

no they are not

 

[Serenity]

no they are not

Yes they are.

 

[zekko]

This post makes me feel old...

Careful, that will make you more susceptible to the wuhan virus.

 

[sosousage]

This is how the media hook people. Create a panic, promise updates, let the clicks roll in. This is just the latest SARS/bird flu/foot in mouth/Ebola whatever. Sad that some people have died but until it affects you, it doesn't.

RIP Kobe.

kobe raped a woman tho. this virus is certainly more important than kobe unless youre basketball fan

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

china by mistake, attacked itself and other countries.

No mistake.

China is teetering on the brink of economic devastation.

The thing they fear most is an uprising.

Army is not big enough to quell the street light dance party.

So, they decided to proactively kill them.

That's why they purposely released it JUST as people were leaving for Lunar New Year.

This also solves the demographic time bomb.

Kill the oldest, sickest, and the working age folk are more of a majority.

From a immoral policy standpoint, this makes perfect sense.

It provides cover, keep people inside and terrified = no riot.

Kills the oldest and the weakest, the most likely to need government assistance as they grow old = no financial cliff.

 

[sosousage]

Anyway, we're not all going to die from the latest virus of the week. Turn off MSNBC or Faux News or whatever garbage source you're using and get some fresh air.

And if we do die, well, we had a good run.

bro just you wait a month and you will see the panic in every country

 

[Shrubber101]

We already have notices up at work to tell us what to do in the case of a suspected rotovirus patient.
BTW, if you're going to wear a mask, you might aswell wear eye protection too cos you can still contract through the eyes.

 

[Who Dares Win]

We already have notices up at work to tell us what to do in the case of a suspected rotovirus patient.
BTW, if you're going to wear a mask, you might aswell wear eye protection too cos you can still contract through the eyes.

Well at least we wont need earphones and hats at the gym anymore to avoid talkers...