We MUST Take a Better Look at Boobs!!!

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When ever I see a pair of ugly boobs, I get sick to my stomach. There shouldn't be ugly boobs in this world. No woman should ever have to go through life with a wonky pair of tits. This is an injustice. This injustice is only parralled by the injustice that we as innovators, as stronger side of the species, as MEN, are not doing more to prevent future generations from suffer the fate of having ugly boobs.

Sure surgery can make boobs bigger or less wonky, but it's only a band aide solution. There has to be another long term solution. Why is it that we know what makes a person taller? I've played bball with chinese guys who are 190cm-200cm tall. We know what makes muscles stronger. But we for some reason, do not know what makes boobs bigger and awesomer.

What if it's genetics, what if it's something that we can't control? I call bull****.

Today, I was at the gym and I saw something so awesome that the words following cannot do the experience justice. I looked over at the tread mill and saw a chinese woman with what appeared to be a good sized rack maybe a c 32 or D. But it doesn't stop there. 15 minutes later another asian woman jumped on the tread mill sporting no less than what had to be atleast 36DD. Or the largest pair of NATURAL tits I've seen on any race of woman let alone asian. Neither chick was wearing a sports bra.

You may not believe me, but no one believed Jesus or Christepher Columbus, and they changed the world. A world with awesome tits is a world a believe in.

When thinking about the awesomeness of sweater meat, it's actually counter productive to think of them in simple terms of big=good, small=bad. You also have take other things into consideration such as symatry, nipple size, firmness, ect... Nothing is more disappointing than seeing a pair of 32D's that look like they have dow syndrome. So don't be fooled by size.


More boob research must be done. My theory is that diet is a huge influence, even greater than that of genetics. My personal research is based on hands on experiments with hot asian chicks as my primary test subjects. My findings are that asian women who were raised primarily on a german diet tend to have big tits, as well as asian women in tropical regions, likely due to a diet high in natural sugars from fruit and sugar canes. While women from the northern parts who tend to diet mostly on rice, pork and vegetables, tend to be slightly slimmer and have much smaller fun pillows.

However with all my hands on research I still think that further research needs to be done, and that we should have an open discussion about boobs, tits, sweater meat, fun pillows, breasts, mammory glands, fun bags, love cushions, and gazonkas.
 

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Boobs decay as a person ages; there's nothing to aleviate that besides breast reduction surgery.

However, I can't even recall the last pair of boobs on a young physically fit female that were "ugly".

Far as I'm concerned, the major health epidemic that is ruining females is obesity.
 

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Scientists are actually testing stem cell technology at the moment in Phase II trials. They take adipose stem cells from the stomach and ensure they are accepted in the mammary tissue. Cup size increases of 1 size are most common, though 2-3 size increases are being reported. It's cheaper, far safer and less traumatic than surgery, plus they'll look and feel natural. (issues with sagging are being reported as well as the pectoral muscles aren't big enough to support the new free weight)
 

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Most of the ugly boobs I've seen belonged to older fatter women who didn't take decent care of themselves when they were young. This is the norm, sadly, so it's now pretty normal for boobs to be saggy and unattractive.

I've never seen a young woman with ugly boobs who wasn't fat.

So I think it's pretty simple. As woman age, they get less attractive visually, and this includes the breasts. The best way to slow this down is to slow down the ageing process. I've seen plenty of hot milfs who have nice tits compared to a lot of women their age.
 

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fat waists are what is ruining women. when half of them are fat it gives the other hot half a man-damning monoply.
 

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When i see a girl with big tits I get apprehensive, because they are most likely really saggy and disgusting.
 

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saggy tits are natural and normal..Some tits look a bit more deflated than others...but...it just seems pretty gay to be that nit picky about boobs..

A few guys got it right when they said, waist size and body fat are the main issues that outrage them about women.
 

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I'm a boobs man, i definately think women should pay more attention to their boobs . . . i.e. start taking care of them as soon as they get them!
 

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fatty fast foods make badonkadonks and huge boobs that end up sagging.

also, most women don't even wear the correct bra size. they go in and find a bra they think fits, and its usually too small in the cups and too big in the elastic band.
if the elastic band is too big, where the woman herself could put more than 2 fingers under... it will eventually cause her boobs to sag over time.

if the cup size is too small, then it will cause her boobs to look lumpy and even push part of her boob to the side beside her underarm to look fatty.

why do women wear bras that don't fit? because when they go to walmart or whatever, there is not a very good selection. those places only order the "most selling" sizes.

all women should be taught by their mothers that every so often you have to go into a real bra store (that sells nothing but bras) and get fitted.
times to go : when you have a very important event to be dressed for, when you loss lots of weight, when you gain lots of weight and when you are expecting.

why don't all mothers teach their daughters the real in and outs about bras? because their mothers didn't teach them, and until you learn , you are ignorant to the information.

a bra that fits you right = good looking boobs.


as a teenager i slept in my bra, and i turned out to have a nice set of boobs.
so did either tyra banks or halle berry... i forget which one i saw on oprah but i remember when i saw it , every female in the room said "no way i'd ever sleep in mine" and i laughed because i always had.
now they all have bad looking boobies and i don't.
 

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penkitten said:
now they all have bad looking boobies and i don't.
Who else here wants penkitten to prove that? :whistle:

BTW I've heard about the bra thing before. That the vast majority of women are wearing the wrong size. My solution...stop wearing bra's. If you need extra support when you jog or workout, fine get a sports bra. But for day to day stuff, they aren't allowed. :trouble:

Obviously I am a breast man, I love big boobs so much.

My three favorite women, Lucy Pinder, Denise Milani and Jada Fire. The all have 1 er two things in common :D
 

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Maxtro said:
My solution...stop wearing bra's. If you need extra support when you jog or workout, fine get a sports bra. But for day to day stuff, they aren't allowed. :trouble:
then if no one wears a bra, everyone's boobs will sag.
more you wear a bra = least amount of sagging
(unless there isn't enough boobage on the chick to matter... then they won't sag. )
 

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I wonder about the sagging bit.
Wikipedia said:
As the breasts mature, they fold over the lower attachment to the chest wall (infra-mammary fold), and their lower (inferior) surface lies against the chest wall when vertical. In popular culture, this maturation is referred to as "sagging" or "drooping"

Although the exact mechanisms that determine breast shape and size remain largely unknown, it has long been claimed that this occurs because the normal anatomical support is inadequate, especially in older women and those with larger breasts. Hence the bra is often proposed as a means of providing artificial support, based on the presumption that the breasts cannot support themselves. Health professionals have, however, found no evidence to suggest that the bra slows sagging of breasts.
In other words breasts will begin to sag regardless if a woman wears a bra or not. It's a part of getting older.

Also the bra has only been around for about 100 years. Women have been going around bra-less for over 5,000 years.
"There is no medical reason to wear a bra. ... The decision is yours, based on your own personal comfort and aesthetics. And even though, as little girls, we were told that bras save us from hanging breasts, ... whether you have always worn a bra or always gone bra-less, age and breastfeeding will naturally cause your breasts to sag." Dr. Niels Lauersen
"Breasts were fine before the invention of the brassiere. ... This is similar to the myth that women supposedly need corsets to support their stomach muscles...wearing a bra...has no medical necessity whatsoever. ... Except for the women who find bras especially comfortable or uncomfortable, the decision to wear or not wear one is purely aesthetic — or emotional ... If you don't enjoy it, and job or social pressures don't force you into it, don't bother. ... A mistaken popular belief maintains that wearing a bra strengthens your breasts and prevents their eventual sagging. But you sag because of the proportion of fat and tissue in your breasts, and no bra changes that. ... If you don't like wearing a bra, don't wear one." Dr Susan Love
It's my opinion if that a woman's breasts are not in need of supporting, then a bra should not be used. Basically no woman under 35 who is smaller than a D cup has any business wearing a bra. They are just pointless unless she is doing some activity where extra support is needed, like running.
 

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Maxtro said:
In other words breasts will begin to sag regardless if a woman wears a bra or not. It's a part of getting older.
duh...of course it's a part of getting older... however some people have saggy boobs in their 20s and that certainly isn't very old.

Maxtro said:
Also the bra has only been around for about 100 years. Women have been going around bra-less for over 5,000 years.
and women used to die in child birth too beck then, but now we know better.




Maxtro said:
It's my opinion if that a woman's breasts are not in need of supporting, then a bra should not be used. Basically no woman under 35 who is smaller than a D cup has any business wearing a bra. They are just pointless unless she is doing some activity where extra support is needed, like running.
what about women who have had 3 children by the time they are 25? small boobs got stretched into big ones during the first pregnancy, then retired to their normal little c size... only to get bigger again for a short while during another pregnancy and then to retire again.... and then to continue that process over and over... sagging will occur.
just because a woman has kids does not mean that her boobs will be giant and stay that way forever.

what you are referring to is young women who have small boobs that have never experienced weight gain and loss such as in the child birth process.

and d cup boobs are big boobs silly.
 

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A skinny girl has to small boobs, and a fat one can have hangers... You need to go in between, I like anything from B to D (if its an E chances are theyre hanging to much, not nice)

anyhow, only bloodhound gang ever said it right: Hoeray for boobies
<3 they still turn me on, and I still don't understand why
 

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Thanks for enlightening me on this subject. This is crucial, for me, in who I choose to marry.
 

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Credos said:
A skinny girl has to small boobs, and a fat one can have hangers... You need to go in between, I like anything from B to D (if its an E chances are theyre hanging to much, not nice)

anyhow, only bloodhound gang ever said it right: Hoeray for boobies
<3 they still turn me on, and I still don't understand why

Some girls have the most amazing cleavage that really turns you on, but then when they take off their bra theyre big saggy lumps. Isn't it amazing how some of these high quality victoria secret bras can make a breast look great. Or any bra for that matter really. I dont mind a lil sag, but when they sag so much that one veers dramtically left and one veers dramtocally to the right when neaked, well thats gross.
 
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