We Are All Doomed
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CableLight
Master Don Juan
Chryongenically freeze yourself...
CableLight
Master Don Juan
I hope you're kidding...Nevertheless:
There are various companies throughout America that provide this service (Google it). Essentially, one of the biggest "drives" for the industry is people with uncurable illness who wish to be frozen and then thawed at a time when the cure for what they have is found.
I don't believe it's extremely safe or that there's a very high chance of success, but if you've got a few thousand dollars sitting around and really want to stick it to nature, then here's your chance.
For a smaller price, you can simply have your head frozen. I'm not sure what the point of it is or what they plan on doing with your head if it works out, but I'd imagine they'd either attach it to some kind of machine or give you a robot body (with a taste for human flesh, of course).
There are various companies throughout America that provide this service (Google it). Essentially, one of the biggest "drives" for the industry is people with uncurable illness who wish to be frozen and then thawed at a time when the cure for what they have is found.
I don't believe it's extremely safe or that there's a very high chance of success, but if you've got a few thousand dollars sitting around and really want to stick it to nature, then here's your chance.
For a smaller price, you can simply have your head frozen. I'm not sure what the point of it is or what they plan on doing with your head if it works out, but I'd imagine they'd either attach it to some kind of machine or give you a robot body (with a taste for human flesh, of course).
CGE333
Senior Don Juan
If you are serious send $1000 to:
123 Anywhere street
Yourtown, USA 01234
When your check clears I will give you the secret to eternal life.
Fail to do so at your own risk.
123 Anywhere street
Yourtown, USA 01234
When your check clears I will give you the secret to eternal life.
Fail to do so at your own risk.
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