Ok listen to this guys, it's usually me pulling the UTI/Chlamydia stunts on these dumb broads but this girl I met from Bumble 2 weeks ago has just flipped the script.
We are due to meet tomorrow for dinner/me staying at hers. Let me know what you guys think to this exchange we just had over whatsapp:
[14:03, 4/30/2019] Her: Also more good news
[14:03, 4/30/2019] Her: I’ve got a water infection apparently so am on antibiotics now, which means no sex or alcohol
[14:03, 4/30/2019] Her: Totally get if you want to cancel tomorrow honestly
[14:05, 4/30/2019] Her: That’s why I feel a bit rundown
[14:09, 4/30/2019] Me: Great
[14:09, 4/30/2019] Her: Sarcasm
[14:09, 4/30/2019] Her: It’s so annoying, sorry
[14:11, 4/30/2019] Her: We can just do it another time if you prefer
[14:13, 4/30/2019] Me: Haha dont apologise
[14:13, 4/30/2019] Me: We can still
[14:13, 4/30/2019] Me: Oh look at you auto viewing my reply
[14:13, 4/30/2019] Me: Was gonna say we can still meet
[14:13, 4/30/2019] Me: Up to you and how you feel babe
[14:13, 4/30/2019] Her: You’re so nice
[14:14, 4/30/2019] Her: ^not even sarcasm
[14:14, 4/30/2019] Her: I feel ok and would still like to meet up tomorrow
[14:14, 4/30/2019] Me: It's what I do
She's not saying I have to go get checked meself or anything so I'm inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt that this is just a UTI.
Shall I get checked anyway?
Also - I now have to go on a date tomorrow after work that doesn't end in sex or involve drinking (cheaper for me I guess).
HOWEVER - I didn't want to seem like I only wanted a creampie so I played it very cute and prob made her want me even more.
Hi five *sticks hand in the air*