Geez you guys obviously haven't been keeping up with the news lately:
Doctors Find New Way To Prolong Meaningless Existence
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28913
Peretz-Worthington, head of the Cornell team. "Once the substance wins FDA approval and is made available to the general public, the hellish emptiness of our spiritually blank lives should be that much more inescapable."
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Man Dies After Long And Painful Battle With Life
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28019
"He might have tried some Eastern techniques or the more exotic pharmacological approaches, but the wasting ravages of life had already done their damage," said son Daniel Carruthers, 49, who with his three disappointing children, failed marriage, and exorbitant alimony payments, is already in the advanced stages of the syndrome that claimed his father's life.
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It's important we understand death is inevitable, and teach our children. Like this for example:
Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28444
"The ants work very, very hard," said Youngstown, OH, 9-year-old Dylan Munns, who will someday work in the same grim Hormel meat-packing plant where his father now toils, as his father did before him. "They dig tunnels and carry heavy stuff all day long. Then they do it all over again the next day."
Penn State entomologist Dr. Gerald Dudek. "At some point, the Playscovery Cove ants become cognizant that their hierarchical structure has been stripped away, rendering their already near-meaningless existence totally futile. There seems to be a breaking point at about the 22-day mark when the dejected ants begin to die off en masse."
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Of course, there's always The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
http://www.vhemt.org/