Welcome to planet Earth. This whole planet is a battlefield. The battlefield you live in is called “Love”. On this battlefield, the most destructive of wars happen. It is a war between just two people. One side is called Male. The other side is called Female. Unfortunately, there is also a little third party called Influence Of World. You are now a Male warrior on this battlefield. Join me as I explain to you how this war works. You must understand how to defeat Female.
This war lasts long because of revenge. Both Male and Female suffer many losses during warfare and both sides wish to avenge their losses. They are all anticipating that “victory” that will guarantee them much fame and glory. So this war continues because of revenge. On the outside, it appears that Relationship is a good thing. Well, that’s wrong. Relationship is War.
Male
Male is one of the two sides of the battlefield. They have their own weapons, very powerful weapons too. In his supply depot, the Male side contains weapons such as Confidence, Leadership, Power, Kino and Humor and manliness. These weapons are ideal for defeating Female. Though Male has all these weapons at his disposal, many times Influence of World deprives Male of these weapons.
Female
Female sometimes appears as the weaker side, and probably should be, but because Female has good connections with Influence of World, she has a bit of an advantage. Her weapons are appearance and personality, though at times Personality isn’t the best weapon to fight Male. Female is unusually indifferent about keeping her battle plans secret, which makes Male have the advantage, though Male doesn’t always use this.
The Weaknesses of Both Sides
Both side has their weaknesses. Male is extremely affected by Influence of World (IOW), which deprives Male of all his weapons. Because of IOW, male will often make it easy for Female to win. Only by conquering IOW first can the Male conquer Female.
Female gives away her battle plans too early. Male can use this to his advantage. Female will continue talking, and talking and talking, and likes talking a lot. While talking, Female is slowly losing the war.
Tips for Waging the War for Male:
1) Know the grounds you fight on. The side that knows its grounds best always wins. This is because that side is more comfortable, and thus you can easily access your supply depot containing your weapons. Try to start battles in areas of familiarity. DO NOT allow Female to choose her fighting position. Get their first with high ground!
2) Never Reveal too much information! You don’t want your battle plans to be given away. Always Remain at a distant and make Female come to you searching for the battle plan.
3) Stay away from Influence of World. It will deprive your major weapons, and you fill soon find yourself Making it easy for Female to win, as now she has won so many battles from you!
4) NEVER give any information to Female’s spies! Female will often send her army, usually a division called “Friends” to come take information from you. Often, Friends of Female will try to change your battle plans and confuse. Turn it around! Take Friends and interrogate them until they give you some accurate information! Don’t take crap from Friends of Female!
5) Send your mind to Female and try to pick out her battle plans. As she communicates with you, Female will give much information away.
6) Use your weapons effectively. Kino can be used in large numbers and the number used to destroy should increase with each attack. For the full effect, towards the end of a battle, go for the two important spherical towers in the upper abdomen. Also try attempting to bombard the sexy areas down below for an effective use of the Kino Weapon.
7) Retreat when needed. When encountered with Female, if you sense failure, retreat. Keep your army and weapons safe. If Female gets close enough, she will defeat you undoubtedly. Know when to quit, and sense when Female is hinting victory and defeating you.
In conclusion, this is war. You can’t let the enemy win, and only with hard work will Male stand victorious.
When you find yourself in a bed together with Female, then you may consider armistice. But until then, be a man and fight like a warrior.
-Ody
[This message has been edited by Odysseus (edited 02-09-2002).]
This war lasts long because of revenge. Both Male and Female suffer many losses during warfare and both sides wish to avenge their losses. They are all anticipating that “victory” that will guarantee them much fame and glory. So this war continues because of revenge. On the outside, it appears that Relationship is a good thing. Well, that’s wrong. Relationship is War.
Male
Male is one of the two sides of the battlefield. They have their own weapons, very powerful weapons too. In his supply depot, the Male side contains weapons such as Confidence, Leadership, Power, Kino and Humor and manliness. These weapons are ideal for defeating Female. Though Male has all these weapons at his disposal, many times Influence of World deprives Male of these weapons.
Female
Female sometimes appears as the weaker side, and probably should be, but because Female has good connections with Influence of World, she has a bit of an advantage. Her weapons are appearance and personality, though at times Personality isn’t the best weapon to fight Male. Female is unusually indifferent about keeping her battle plans secret, which makes Male have the advantage, though Male doesn’t always use this.
The Weaknesses of Both Sides
Both side has their weaknesses. Male is extremely affected by Influence of World (IOW), which deprives Male of all his weapons. Because of IOW, male will often make it easy for Female to win. Only by conquering IOW first can the Male conquer Female.
Female gives away her battle plans too early. Male can use this to his advantage. Female will continue talking, and talking and talking, and likes talking a lot. While talking, Female is slowly losing the war.
Tips for Waging the War for Male:
1) Know the grounds you fight on. The side that knows its grounds best always wins. This is because that side is more comfortable, and thus you can easily access your supply depot containing your weapons. Try to start battles in areas of familiarity. DO NOT allow Female to choose her fighting position. Get their first with high ground!
2) Never Reveal too much information! You don’t want your battle plans to be given away. Always Remain at a distant and make Female come to you searching for the battle plan.
3) Stay away from Influence of World. It will deprive your major weapons, and you fill soon find yourself Making it easy for Female to win, as now she has won so many battles from you!
4) NEVER give any information to Female’s spies! Female will often send her army, usually a division called “Friends” to come take information from you. Often, Friends of Female will try to change your battle plans and confuse. Turn it around! Take Friends and interrogate them until they give you some accurate information! Don’t take crap from Friends of Female!
5) Send your mind to Female and try to pick out her battle plans. As she communicates with you, Female will give much information away.
6) Use your weapons effectively. Kino can be used in large numbers and the number used to destroy should increase with each attack. For the full effect, towards the end of a battle, go for the two important spherical towers in the upper abdomen. Also try attempting to bombard the sexy areas down below for an effective use of the Kino Weapon.
7) Retreat when needed. When encountered with Female, if you sense failure, retreat. Keep your army and weapons safe. If Female gets close enough, she will defeat you undoubtedly. Know when to quit, and sense when Female is hinting victory and defeating you.
In conclusion, this is war. You can’t let the enemy win, and only with hard work will Male stand victorious.
When you find yourself in a bed together with Female, then you may consider armistice. But until then, be a man and fight like a warrior.
-Ody
[This message has been edited by Odysseus (edited 02-09-2002).]