Wow.
I have been there dude. With this one chick I:
Talked to her on MSN for hours, about her past, her days spent shopping, her friends (the most boring individuals from what I could tell) and a million and one other things that would normally cause me to slit my wrists to escape the sheer tedium
Agreed with everything she said. I even professed my love of children to get into her good books (in reality my hatred of kids is I think pretty much unrivalled).
Bought her loads of presents (I think one of the last things she said to me when it all ended was 'Lets just be friends. Thank you so much for all the wonderful presents'. C*nt).
Complimented her all the time. Always told her she was the most beautiful, intelligent person in the world. (In reality I can see now that she is an average looking, spoilt, boring, conceited **** with not an original thing to say).
On top of it I asked one of my female friends for advice. She basically told me that the best way to get into this girls knickers (heart I was thinking at the time) was to 'kiss her arse'. In other words just suck up to her like the little puppy I was being.
I told her I loved her after going out with her once IRL. (By the way I met this girl in real life, not on MSN- but I talked to her exclusively on MSN for about two months).
So I acted like a ****ing *****. Its not even about being a man you know. Its just about having some ****ing dignity. I will NEVER, EVER go through that again. For what its worth I'm a pretty bad man now if I do say so myself so its all good.
I have been there dude. With this one chick I:
Talked to her on MSN for hours, about her past, her days spent shopping, her friends (the most boring individuals from what I could tell) and a million and one other things that would normally cause me to slit my wrists to escape the sheer tedium
Agreed with everything she said. I even professed my love of children to get into her good books (in reality my hatred of kids is I think pretty much unrivalled).
Bought her loads of presents (I think one of the last things she said to me when it all ended was 'Lets just be friends. Thank you so much for all the wonderful presents'. C*nt).
Complimented her all the time. Always told her she was the most beautiful, intelligent person in the world. (In reality I can see now that she is an average looking, spoilt, boring, conceited **** with not an original thing to say).
On top of it I asked one of my female friends for advice. She basically told me that the best way to get into this girls knickers (heart I was thinking at the time) was to 'kiss her arse'. In other words just suck up to her like the little puppy I was being.
I told her I loved her after going out with her once IRL. (By the way I met this girl in real life, not on MSN- but I talked to her exclusively on MSN for about two months).
So I acted like a ****ing *****. Its not even about being a man you know. Its just about having some ****ing dignity. I will NEVER, EVER go through that again. For what its worth I'm a pretty bad man now if I do say so myself so its all good.