Everyone knows how difficult the bar/club scene is. We're all aware of the AW's, c0ck blocking, b!tch shields, etc. that goes on. I experimented with this last night and I guarantee you this will increase your chances tenfold. It's going to sound crazy. What is it?
Whip your d!ck out. Yes, it's true. But not in the bar. What I did was go downtown at around 1:00 a.m. (BEFORE bar close) and park on the street. This is when all the jocks are sitting there, still inside the bar, beer goggling thinking they have a shot at scoring with some chick, meanwhile most of the cuties are slipping out and leaving for the night.
So I parked my car on the street, a block or two away from the bars, and took one shoe off, and left it in my car. I watched for a group of cute girls walking down the street in my direction. We're talking 75 yards or so. Quite a distance ahead. This is when I "spring" to action and act extremely drunk (even though I haven't consumed any alcohol). I pull my pants down (half hard) but not fully erect to make me look bigger. I'm stumbling about with one shoe "missing" and my c0ck hanging out.
These two girls walk past and say "OH. MY. GOD." and start laughing. The other one says "Where's your shoe sweetheart!?"
Again, I act very, very drunk. This is crucial. I said "Man what a great night. I can really appreciate the true serenity of a beautiful evening when my dripping organ is allowed to breath. You guys know that clothes were man made, right?"
They proceed laughing uncontrollably. I then said "This always happens when I'm the designated driver." I could tell they were extremely turned on, but kind of tried to hide it. They then said "Honey, you are in no condition to drive. Where are your friends at?" I said "They took a cab, but Jeff said he put my shoe in my car. It better be there. Jeff's a good guy but if he took my shoe he's going to pay the piper.
I really had the drunk act down, assuming they knew who "Jeff" was. They helped me to my car, and in the process one of them GRABBED my d!ck and said "oops, sorry I was trying to help you pull your boxers up. We got into my car (the backseat) and the girl starting sucking me off. The other girl in the passengers seat was grabbing and tugging on it and got a few sucks in as well. Then she took out her phone and snapped some pictures (or video) of me. The weird thing is they were laughing the entire time.
Why did this work? They thought they were taking advantage of me. Reverse psychology at it's finest.
Whip your d!ck out. Yes, it's true. But not in the bar. What I did was go downtown at around 1:00 a.m. (BEFORE bar close) and park on the street. This is when all the jocks are sitting there, still inside the bar, beer goggling thinking they have a shot at scoring with some chick, meanwhile most of the cuties are slipping out and leaving for the night.
So I parked my car on the street, a block or two away from the bars, and took one shoe off, and left it in my car. I watched for a group of cute girls walking down the street in my direction. We're talking 75 yards or so. Quite a distance ahead. This is when I "spring" to action and act extremely drunk (even though I haven't consumed any alcohol). I pull my pants down (half hard) but not fully erect to make me look bigger. I'm stumbling about with one shoe "missing" and my c0ck hanging out.
These two girls walk past and say "OH. MY. GOD." and start laughing. The other one says "Where's your shoe sweetheart!?"
Again, I act very, very drunk. This is crucial. I said "Man what a great night. I can really appreciate the true serenity of a beautiful evening when my dripping organ is allowed to breath. You guys know that clothes were man made, right?"
They proceed laughing uncontrollably. I then said "This always happens when I'm the designated driver." I could tell they were extremely turned on, but kind of tried to hide it. They then said "Honey, you are in no condition to drive. Where are your friends at?" I said "They took a cab, but Jeff said he put my shoe in my car. It better be there. Jeff's a good guy but if he took my shoe he's going to pay the piper.
I really had the drunk act down, assuming they knew who "Jeff" was. They helped me to my car, and in the process one of them GRABBED my d!ck and said "oops, sorry I was trying to help you pull your boxers up. We got into my car (the backseat) and the girl starting sucking me off. The other girl in the passengers seat was grabbing and tugging on it and got a few sucks in as well. Then she took out her phone and snapped some pictures (or video) of me. The weird thing is they were laughing the entire time.
Why did this work? They thought they were taking advantage of me. Reverse psychology at it's finest.
