Wanna do somethin crazy! Wat do u think?

[gotballz]

Wanna do somethin crazy! Need answers quick!

Hey guys,

I wanna do something out of the ordinary and i want your opinion on it.

I wanna get this girl im really attracted to at school(i go to HS) and shes kinda into me and i wanna tell her something sweet and then tell her: "trust me when I say follow me". Im gonna then take her hand and either take her somewhere where theres nobody or into the girls washroom n go into 1 of the bathrooms with her, close the door, tell her to close her eyes and then....

shove my d*** in her mouth!!!!:crackup: Jokes, im just gonna tell her to look me in the eye, then close her eyes, count to 4 but quietly, and then im gonna kiss her(just a quick one). Then im gonna tell her i wanna know if im wasting my time and then hand her a piece of paper with my number on it, telling her to txt me if she wants to start something. Just remember weve had lots of eye contact in the classrooms and i feel im just wasting my time not doin anything, just bcuz i dont want any other girl.

N dont think ima kinda guy who cant get girls....ive got a phone filled with numbers i just want this girl. So thats it.....i know its kinda crazy but i want ur opinions, pce

 

[jeffthechef]

Never do anything like this if you wnat a chance..Almost every guy that comes here wants to do something crazy after reading some of this stuff...But it won't work unless she's reallllllllly into you...After i foudn thsi site, i too thought i was wasting my time...and summer was coming up...and that girl i had oneitis for, and you have oneitis for the girl you speak of, was going to be out of my life for summer...so i sent an AFC email...she didn't respond...so i assume i creeped the **** out of her...plus, i didn't know at the time, she had a bf...

Luckily, she's still interested in me...but i've been trying to get her more into me before i make a move...

if you do your plan, and assuming she's only somewaht interested in you.
1. she'll slap you right away
2. she'll wonder who the **** you are
3. she'll tell all her friends and your chances with other girls she tells will be lessened

I've had a billion of these plans early on...after a week or so..they sound dumb to me...same will happen for you..so don't do it

if you want her, the next time you see her say hi ask her how she's doing....then the second time you see her...crack a small joke/transition into getting her number..not a joke like.. knock knock....drop a onel ine comment type of joke..it's not really meant to be funny...but to TRANSITION into the number close

don't do anythuing drastic with a girl you hardlyy or don't even know..

 

[S.Y.L]

That sounds like an awful idea. Be cool, and ask her to hang out one day.

 

[Analyzeit]

Sound like a fvcking awesome idea, do it... haha na don't listen to me, but i think its actually one of the smoother more gutsy things i've heard, and chicks love this sh!t if she says no, she'll go tell all her friends and they'll be like "awwwwwwwwwww that is so sweet." and it will get you some gold stars in the female community, probably the one thing i've completely disagreed with when it comes to jeffthechef the only way your chances will be lessoned is if you fvck it up incredible badly and come off like a really creepy guy. sticking your d!ck in her mouth will only get you gold stars in the male community hahaha

Now i'm trusting in you that you wouldn't do anything like that unless you knew she was the type of girl this would work on so thats why i'm telling you to do it.

But you probably should try and get her interest levels up maybe a little more such as jeffthechef said have a flirty conversation or 2 before you try something like this

Chicks love that kinda sh!t you just gotta do it right.

The only thing i'd change is don't take her into one of the bathrooms just go somewhere we're nobody is or if you can't do that maybe catch her with her bestfriend because her bestfriend will be like "awwwwww that was so sweet you have to txt him" and all that sh!t, and a little bit of peer pressure always helps haha.

As you've said you've got a cellphone full of numbers so if she says no it's no great loss. I reckon its worth a shot and i say do it!!

Alot of stuff hasn't been explored in highschool game and i say explore brother!! lol

 

[gotballz]

Haha thx for your comment bro. I'm gonna run this show tommorow but I still don't know what kind of sweet thing to say to her at first. Should I just say I like her?

 

[Analyzeit]

no no no, you never say that you like them, it's like in the dj rulebook forgot why but if you search around the website you'll find it.

btw I'm thinking of something sweet you should say, but i'm sure you'll be able to find something for youself

btw make sure when you do this you've got confidence bursting through the roof, if she notices your nervous could easily come off creepy, go there thinking you've already got her

 

[gotballz]

Dude i totally understand wat ur sayin, its a huge DLV when they findout u like them. It makes them have the higher value n shyt....
But i figured shes a highschool girl n she might react differntly....im kinda confused though this is how i imagined our conversations gonna be (its been a lil modified lol).

Me: "I need to talk to u for a minute" she comes towards me

Her: "what is it?"

Me: "Im gonna be honest, im just gonna say it - I like you.... But i wanna know if im wasting my time on something thats not going to happen"

Her: "Blah, blah, blah"

Me: "oh yeah, theres one more thing...im gonna give you something"(im gonna say this either way, even if she rejects the idea or agrees)

Her: "What r u gonna giv me?"(im assuming she gonna say this)

Me: "Close your eyes for a sec im gonna put it in your hand"

Her: she closes her eyes and gives me her hand(hopefully she listens)

Me: im gonna go in for a quick kiss on the lips, and im gonna tell her "think about it" then im gonna smile and walk away slowly cuz it looks alpha.

 

[jeffthechef]

I'll be honest again. Remember though, this is merely my opinion.

Here's my critique

"I'm gonna be honest, im jost gonna say it- i like you"
AFC...Very afc...NEVER directly say it...

"But i wanna know if im wasting my time"
If i were her, i would be wondering how long you've been wasting your time.

"Close your eyes"
Highly doubt she'll do it. Doesn'ts ound like you know her that well so this would make her uncomfortable.

"Quick kiss" = Slap/WTF

"walk away slowly cuz it LOOKS alpha"
don't try to look it, be it. When you are being it, you do so subconsciously and won't even recognize it when you're it. People will notice though. That is where you want to be.

I like the fact that you "gotballz," but i truly believe this plan is not a good idea. I'm sure you're bursting with emotion and don't want to waste your time. The thing is, these plans are usually manifestations of impatience.

Doing something drastic won't win a girl. Either she's interested or not. Girls aren't won over with one move, they have already pre-determined your chances and the only way to make progress is through time not in one moment.

If you think she's interested, i would do it subtly.

Next time you see her, say hi. Ask her how she's doing. and drop this line (credit to this site)

“I need to get going, let me give you a call sometime…what’s your number?”

Shows you have places to be. Demands the number subtly, doesn't ask for it. Makes her more of a b**** for not giving you her number because you aren't asking her on a date, just for her number


Notice the alphas at your school, the guys that get all the ladies. They don't go up to girls with major plans in hopes of sweeping the ladies off their feet. They know the girl wants them. They know that she should be happy he's approached her and not expect a torrent of emotion from him.

He goes up to a girl and subtly does his business, and whatever the outcome, subtly moves on with his life.

Good Luck and don't wait too long.:woo:

 

[gotballz]

perhaps ur right dude, but theres something else i fogot to mention n this is kinda similar to Spades "HS situation, need advice" post. I used to have her on fb, then i removed her, then she got pissed n wanted me more but then i ignored her 2much(tryin 2 be alpha) n now this wer im at... i think she's still into me though

 

[Loxerrr]

I haven't had any experiences with women but
I think you should first talk to the girl a few times.
Be playful with her. Tease her about little things and send her mixed messages.
This could be done in less than a week or so. By this time she would be thinking "is this a potential boyfriend or just a friend?"
I don't know the details of your situation but i think Analyzeit's and jeffthechef's tips are also good.
stay cool

 

[apec]

this is similar to a few ideas on rsd. it should work if you can pull it off with enough confidence