w@s the craziest place you've had s** @?

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most people aint got the balls to
have sex in public .... i did .....
the chic digz my balls n **** w8
for us to hk_up .....

how about you????
 

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In the library of the Holocaust Musuem.

Her idea.
 
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kGand1 said:
most people aint got the balls to
have sex in public .... i did .....
the chic digz my balls n **** w8
for us to hk_up .....

how about you????
What you just did to the english language, people should be killed for. :cry:
 

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What you just did to the english language, people should be killed for it.
LOL! Agreed!

I don't know about crazy, but I know the most fun place was in the back seat of my car while my brother was driving us to a party. Good Times. Indeed
 

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Public park, by the Whitestone Bridge in my car, w/o tints. Who needs tint when u can make perfectly good window fog. She mounted me in the drivers seat... The car had to be bouncing like hell.. and there were cars with people in the parked right next to us. When we finished we got out the car... to catch breath and there were tons of people staring at us. it had to be at least 15-20 minutes of ****ing... we completely forgot we were in public. My car must have looked like there was a bear trying to break out of it, the way it was bouncing. LoL. That a couple months ago.
 

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LOL

The back of a 1983 Ford Escort was the most difficult.

If you ever go to a party at a hotel ballroom, there's usually an unrented conference room somewhere nearby to slip away to.
 

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Speak English.
 

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My friends bed at his house. ( He was drunk and let me! :crackup: ) and in a park.
 

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Park bench in broad day light. That was fun.
 

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our school has a big hill and at the top is this huge cross. we did it right there in front of the cross on valentines day...
 

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In a volcano.
I could just imagine the Trojan guy popping up, "Look's like Mt. Fuji isn't the only thing erupting tonight!"

TROJAN MAN!!!
 

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oral sex on the corner of holly & fairview

sex jc penny fitting room
 

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In water at Cocoa Beach, FL, in the middle of the day.

Also, in high school, I had a master key to the school, so my gf and I would go fvck in the band room. I had her wear skirts for easy access.
 

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I went ass to mouth on a girl in a walkway under 6th street in Austin. There were bats flying all round us.
 

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Ok i didn't do this one... but a friend of mine did... probably the most classic thing i've ever seen in my life.

On a trip to Puerto Rico... @ The Caribe Hilton....
WE had a competition... i some how hooked up with this chic on the beach attached to the resort and gave her the "chicken cutlet". We got caught and security escorted us off the beach, she was totally naked i just had my hammer out.

So obviously, one of the older guys had no choice but to show me up... the very last day of our vacation after being cracked on for not hooking up.

We were all sitting at the pool bar drinking. There were about 40-50 people in this pool... swimming around @ about 1:30pm. This guy sees this girl that he met a couple days earlier... grabs her in the pool and starts hugging her. We are all sitting there no less than 2-3 feet away. Next thing i know i see her mount him face to face and start bouncing up and down in the pool... and she starts moaning. All of our jaws dropped. I mean people were walking in and out of the resort which opens up into the pool and beach... lil kids were swimming pass them... old people were getting pissed off. HE was BANGING her in the pool, not even trying to do it in a slick way... cuz it was completely obvious... in broad daylight. We sat there all in shock... they did it for about 5-10 minutes... and then he makes the only Money shot face. OMG!!! needless to say the rest of us instantly jumped out of the pool. But the face was classic... the whole situation was classic... He showed me up and became a legend for the Puerto Rico trip. lol.
 
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