Originally posted by diablo
Hey man, I got this protein powder in yesterday... it's the sh*t... wanna snort it with me?
I'd love to man, but that stuff is BAD in high doses... and I don't go that extreme... yougurt gives you the natural high...
Wait... there are black helicopters above my house... WTF? Hands behind your head... your yogurt... illegal amounts of pectin... under arrest... regulated lactobacteria cultures...
They confiscated my carrots too. They said the levels of carotenoids in them were too high...
My oranges had to go... illegal levels of ascorbic acid...
Now I have a court date for posession of illegal substances... I face the grand inquisition of WTO and WHO... They're kinda nice... Offered me a smoke and a cup of coffee...
i look into my fridge... Beer doesn't contain illegal substances... burgers are legal too...
reading over my post... notice the lack of original thought... 2:15 AM... want to sleep... don't care... typing stupor... writer's block is better... don't make idiot of your yourself... cheers everybody... raise your glasses for... death of WTO...
castrate lawmakers... get sniper rifle... lay down... wait... aim... slooooowly squeeze the trigger... crosshair steady... 7.62 prescribed to your ballsack...
move back to russia... 2 kilos of penicillin please... and that crate of multivitamins... a liter of HGH... 500 syringes... and just a pack of everything that you have... ok... 20 roubles... no change... thank YOU
how do I carry all that home?