videostore girl

[napoleon]

How would you start a conversation with a video clerk. Could I ask her what is a good film ir what? Gimme c+f.

 

[Biphoria]

Are you for real?

Yeah whatever, ask her what a good movie then make fun of her about it "I see you enjoy sex movies" or "People getting their heads chopped off gets you off eh?"

Whatever dude, stop planning and just go.

Biph

PS: Change your name. Stop trying to be someone you are not.

 

[napoleon]

I have that name because I that's what first came into my mind!
I don't want to be him.

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

Just stop worrying about what your going to say and just approach.

 

[napoleon]

I need c+f . I know tih girl for some time. I think she's intrested in me because every time I see her she is teasing me and I tease her back.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

C&F? mkay

you:<standin in the line just staring at her>
her: umm what are you doing
you: Uhh, this is the "check-out" line right?
her: lol

you: I'm looking for the video with my fav actress.....PARIS HILTON!!!
her: we don't have that one
you: you people call yourselves a videostore? pfft

you:<dressed up tough or sophisicated>Hi
her: hello, can i help you?
you: yea, i'm looking for the little mermaid, that's like my fav film ever
her:lol

(I just threw this in for fun, somebody do this to a random person, lol)

You: Do you have any pokemon cards
Her: I'm sorry sir, we don't sell them
You: I'll trade you my pikachu for a charmander
Her: sir we don;t sell any cards
you: playing hard to get huh? Fine i'll throw in a onyx
herlease sir we don;t have ANY cards!
you: Pika pika....

 

[crisis]

"Umm, I think you need to clean up the adult section. I had a little accident."

Is a great way to be arrested .