Dear DJ,
An amusing post,what a dill brained doosie that hostess is!....As to Jophils comment....."IF you have ever been humiliated by a woman on a date, if she has ever 'tested' your values, beliefs, or attacked your self opinion with a snide comment, and you stayed around because you were convinced or just hoping that she was going to sleep with you later, then you (and I ) have played a part in this disgraceful devaluation of men"....
I suppose the real me agrees with you,in fact last week I left a Womens Bed because she made a smart arsvd remark....Silly boy do I ever learn?...I suppose it all boils down to your ego versus your Libido,just how seriously you take them,or perhaps more importantly how seriously you take yourself...Most great religions and philosophies stress that one of lifes greatest attributes is Humility...."Umble I am Mr Copperfield and my Mother too"....So I went home cranky,spent a further couple of celibate days wallowing in self righteous indignation,bottom feeding for dance partners,great hulking Anglo-Celtic Women,pioneering stock no doubt but built like sacks of potatoes,so much does one need to wrestle with these great hulking Brun Hildas,that the next morning you feel as if you have gone ten rounds with Primo Carnero....And so inevitably I went crawling back to her...In another reality,I ate humble pie,said nothing then went up her like a Rat up a drainpipe,made her cry out "Harder,Harder,Fvuck me Fvuck me"and I went home satisfied..What a shame they don't sell sex,like ointment,at the chemists,it is such a wonderful salve with magic qualities that heal the most savage wounds,an almost alchemic cure-all,that "turns lifes leaden metal into gold".....So pride makes a poor breakfast and an even more miserable supper...As to Valentines Days....Yeah,lets have them every couple of months and two at Easter!!! When else can you openly contact someone you don't know very well and sow advance organisers in such an innocent manner,I write Copperplate,and find plagiarising warm sentimental but meaningful sentiments quite easy...To be a Don Juan,and don't lose sight of this,you need to spin plates,lots of them.Your measure is perhaps the number of cards you send,make them yourself,you can fit 18 perhaps duplicated,on one A3 photographic paper sheet,in the past that cost me,A$3.50 to print,five minutes to individualise ....sadly in this War of Attrition called dating,inevitably,particularly in a small town,a philanderer will come undone,with dire often irremedial results,so one needs a constant stream of leading ladies to be auditioned and plucked,they need to be nurtured and prepared,that they may wait their turn in the wings....So yeah,in the past,I didn't have much pride,but got plenty of action.
