V day convo with a single chick at work. lol

[Naughty Ninja]

BS'd with this younger single chick at work tonight.

Asked her so what'd you get for Valentines day.

She tells me flowers.

I said I hope he got some.

She tells me: Why? Can't someone be liked for their personality?

I almost said (but didn't due to some customers lingering around): He can't have sex with your "personality". And if the dude claims he got them just because he likes your "personality" he's full of sh1t. lol.

I told her: I need to have a talk with some of these young dudes. They buy chicks flowers for their "personalities"? Hahahahaha

She said: What did you get?

I said: nada.

She said: Buy me flowers.

I said: LMAO.

She said: Fvck you!

I said: I'll buy you flowers and then we'll have a deal.

She shut her mouth.

Some chicks think they're cute.

Moral of the story: I'm pretty sure the dude who brought the chick flowers had to get some or will and she just didn't want to say, but... If the dude DIDN'T or DOESN'T. Wow. Some dudes are doing things "just because" they "like" someone. We all know how well that works out in the end. lol.

 

[Mike32ct]

LOL. Good post.

Flower boy is either an orbiter that is TRYING to get somewhere with the chick and never will.

Or

She will F him later (as you said) and was she was just changing the subject by mentioning the "personality" crap.

 

[styleman]

What?
....
The guy is probably her boyfriend and fvcking her every night. The fact that he bought her flowers on v day isn't anything unusual...
There's knowing how to attract women and there's taking it too far and repeling them. I know you think you've it all figured out, but when she said buy me flowers, that's your cue to flirt with her, likewise when she asked you, you could have asked her for something (other than a bj, obviously you have to be se*ual but a good time would be after you've kissed her, not when your flirting or asking her out). I hate to break it to you but if buying flowers for a girl is such a 'cost' to you, you're not the player you think you are.

 

[DonJuanabe]

Her: "Buy me flowers."
You: "Of course would you like dandelions or a cactus."

Her: "Buy me flowers."
You: "I already did -- they're back at my place you should come over tonight after work."

Her: "Buy me flowers."
You: "Breakfast in bed is much more romantic."

 

[Naughty Ninja]

LOL. Good post.

Flower boy is either an orbiter that is TRYING to get somewhere with the chick and never will.

Or

She will F him later (as you said) and was she was just changing the subject by mentioning the "personality" crap.

Oh I go straight to the point and let them know in a "nice" way they are either full of it or they got some chump who they'll take their for the moment feel good gifts and take off.

I'd hope the dude get some. Chick is pretty hot and I always break all their chops there.

Had another even younger one flirt her azz off with me all the time. I knew she was just another of the "cutesy" type that talks straight out her azz as most dudes gobble it up with the "I like you" act. She thought she was slick but I knew and dudes talk there that the younger one plays that "I'm a little cutie and you like when I flirt with you act".

Basically I told someone in her department that the chick was just a silly little kid who likes to run that weak game and gets away with it with most dudes seeing as she keeps doing it because she's an attractive chick. One day someones going to call her azz out on the carpet and she's going to run for the hills. I knew it would get back to the chick as it was another chick I'd said it to...and bingo! She doesn't even make eye contact anymore! LMAO.

These chicks are hilarious! Word got out from a bunch of younger dudes that I BS with that she plays that game with everyone.

Moral of this story is IOI's can mean BS. Some chicks will throw out IOI's for the sole purpose of trying to get dudes hooked and once they get called out on it (asked out or plain old called out) they go straight into retreat mode if they know the dude doesn't play that game. lol

Styleman: What?
....
The guy is probably her boyfriend and fvcking her every night. The fact that he bought her flowers on v day isn't anything unusual...
There's knowing how to attract women and there's taking it too far and repeling them. I know you think you've it all figured out, but when she said buy me flowers, that's your cue to flirt with her, likewise when she asked you, you could have asked her for something (other than a bj, obviously you have to be se*ual but a good time would be after you've kissed her, not when your flirting or asking her out). I hate to break it to you but if buying flowers for a girl is such a 'cost' to you, you're not the player you think you are.

Dude I know this chick. She's single. Unless this dude wifed her up on Valentines day. The chick was just talking out of her azz with the "buy me flowers" to me because I always break her chops. It's not about buying anyone flowers. Chicks 21 regardless. I'm 43. I personally know these chicks. Thanks anyway dude.

 

[sageproduct]

I can't have sex with your personality
And I can't put my penis in your college degree
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams
So why you sharin' all this information with me?

It's not sexist 'cuz I'm saying it in a song!
That's right b1tch, now take off your thong!

 

[evansblue]

BS'd with this younger single chick at work tonight.

Asked her so what'd you get for Valentines day.

She tells me flowers.

I said I hope he got some.

Talking to a girl about her sex life is a little tacky, IMO. Then going on about the "real" reason he bought the flowers, I don't know... seems a bit much.

 

[Darth]

She said: Fvck you!

?????

Why do women think swearing is cute and funny? Because it isn't.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Talking to a girl about her sex life is a little tacky, IMO. Then going on about the "real" reason he bought the flowers, I don't know... seems a bit much.

Relax. It was a quick BS conversation and no deep thought on why he brought the flowers. Took two seconds to think of two reasons they were bought. No biggie. The chicks break my balls back.