MidwestFreek
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**Disclaimer: It has been recommended that I warn you that the following tip is only to be used as a supplement to your DJ routine. It is by NO MEANS a surefire way. Ladies will not be hanging off your d*ck just because you have a cool buddy icon. Thank You.
Here are some tips if you chat with people on msn or aim or something to that effect:
1. Most important: DON'T STAY ONLINE ALL DAY. Get out in the world. Do something. If a girl sees that your online every single time that she is, she'll think you have no life. BAD.
2. Just becuase you feel more comfortable talking to people online, DON'T TELL THEM YOUR LIFE STORY. It's a common mistake for people to do. Yes, many girls when they hear that your not very happy will be quick to say "I'm here for you". Who cares? You're a man, you can handle it.
3. Leave "mysterious" away messages. Face it, if you put up an away message that says "Hold on I'm washing my face, shaving, and them I'm going to take off my shoes and socks and put on my fairy slippers" they arent going to wonder what youre doing. You just told them. Away messages like "out", "hold on", "brb", "busy" work just fine. Every now and then throw in a funny one. It's good if you can get her to laugh.
4. Don't always use "LOL". Do you say LOL in person? No. Don't do it online. If she says something funny, say "haha" and then make a funny comment about that if you can.
5. Sometimes I sign on and forget I'm on. People will I'm me over and over trying to get me to respond and then worry about why I'm not talking to them. They're thinking about you. Good.
6. Use the same conversational skills as you would in person. Look at the DJ Bible for advice on neg hits, leaving while its hot, not talking so much and all that fun stuff. You shouldnt change the way you talk just because you are typing it instead.
7. Have an interesting profile. Nothing too revealing. Right now my profile says:
"Let's play a game. It's called "Guess the Word". Here's the definition:
1. The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also called climax.
What's the word?"
8. That brings me to the next thing. Change your profile often. Change your icon often. Change your font often. It's like clothes, or cologne. Wearing the same thing day in day out gets boring and mundane. Mix it up.
9. Play with people. When a girl jokingly tells me to shut up I put up an away message that says "Shutting Up". I give 'em a second or so to read it, and they usually respond with "Oh no! I was JUST KIDDING...come back...please..evan i love you..." blah blah blah. I never come back right away though. Also, if you put an away message up, DONT CHECK IT EVERY FIVE SECONDS AND WAIT FOR SOME1 TO SAY SOMETHING. Also, don't respond to people immediately, it shows that you're not busy. I tend to give it a five count or something if I'm not incredibly occupied.
10. THIS IS NOT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. If I didn't stress it enough in the disclaimer let me to it again. The internet is a TOOL. T-O-O-L. It is not your entire arsenal. Dear god don't let it be, you're in deep sh*t if it is. Go out. Talk on the phone every now and then. Sometimes go a day or two without even signing on. If you do sign on, put away messages up for an hour at a time here and there. Whatever you do, don't get online when you wake up, sit there all day, and fall asleep on your keyboard. You'll have no life. Sure, youll be able to type fast, but who cares.
I'm sure theres a lot more advice I could put in here. Email anything you think I should add to x6dablitz9x@hotmail.com If I put it in here I WILL give you credit for it.
Emails: If you email somebody, keep it short and to the point. Nobody likes reading 500 page email on how your dog has 4 feet. Also, I hate forwards, never forward something.
~Freek
Here are some tips if you chat with people on msn or aim or something to that effect:
1. Most important: DON'T STAY ONLINE ALL DAY. Get out in the world. Do something. If a girl sees that your online every single time that she is, she'll think you have no life. BAD.
2. Just becuase you feel more comfortable talking to people online, DON'T TELL THEM YOUR LIFE STORY. It's a common mistake for people to do. Yes, many girls when they hear that your not very happy will be quick to say "I'm here for you". Who cares? You're a man, you can handle it.
3. Leave "mysterious" away messages. Face it, if you put up an away message that says "Hold on I'm washing my face, shaving, and them I'm going to take off my shoes and socks and put on my fairy slippers" they arent going to wonder what youre doing. You just told them. Away messages like "out", "hold on", "brb", "busy" work just fine. Every now and then throw in a funny one. It's good if you can get her to laugh.
4. Don't always use "LOL". Do you say LOL in person? No. Don't do it online. If she says something funny, say "haha" and then make a funny comment about that if you can.
5. Sometimes I sign on and forget I'm on. People will I'm me over and over trying to get me to respond and then worry about why I'm not talking to them. They're thinking about you. Good.
6. Use the same conversational skills as you would in person. Look at the DJ Bible for advice on neg hits, leaving while its hot, not talking so much and all that fun stuff. You shouldnt change the way you talk just because you are typing it instead.
7. Have an interesting profile. Nothing too revealing. Right now my profile says:
"Let's play a game. It's called "Guess the Word". Here's the definition:
1. The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also called climax.
What's the word?"
8. That brings me to the next thing. Change your profile often. Change your icon often. Change your font often. It's like clothes, or cologne. Wearing the same thing day in day out gets boring and mundane. Mix it up.
9. Play with people. When a girl jokingly tells me to shut up I put up an away message that says "Shutting Up". I give 'em a second or so to read it, and they usually respond with "Oh no! I was JUST KIDDING...come back...please..evan i love you..." blah blah blah. I never come back right away though. Also, if you put an away message up, DONT CHECK IT EVERY FIVE SECONDS AND WAIT FOR SOME1 TO SAY SOMETHING. Also, don't respond to people immediately, it shows that you're not busy. I tend to give it a five count or something if I'm not incredibly occupied.
10. THIS IS NOT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. If I didn't stress it enough in the disclaimer let me to it again. The internet is a TOOL. T-O-O-L. It is not your entire arsenal. Dear god don't let it be, you're in deep sh*t if it is. Go out. Talk on the phone every now and then. Sometimes go a day or two without even signing on. If you do sign on, put away messages up for an hour at a time here and there. Whatever you do, don't get online when you wake up, sit there all day, and fall asleep on your keyboard. You'll have no life. Sure, youll be able to type fast, but who cares.
I'm sure theres a lot more advice I could put in here. Email anything you think I should add to x6dablitz9x@hotmail.com If I put it in here I WILL give you credit for it.
Emails: If you email somebody, keep it short and to the point. Nobody likes reading 500 page email on how your dog has 4 feet. Also, I hate forwards, never forward something.
~Freek