Nacho-man...At the time of me writing this, you have a total of 12 posts. Three of them are within the subject of avatars. You've devoted 25% of your total "input" to these message boards with the concept of getting a little image next to your name.
It ain't gonna happen. As Gio said in your other post about avatars, there's too many dipsh!ts out there that would use it for something retarded and it would hinder loading times/bandwith.
There is still hope, however, and I think I have a solution for you: Take one of those little yellow sticky notes and draw a picture of a kitty cat or a smiling sun with sunglasses and, whenever you scroll by one of your posts, stick it on your monitor. I mean, I know you don't want avatars so you can try to impress people with a random image you found on google, so what's the difference?