Uranus pattern?

[BobbDobbs]

I was listening to Ross Jefferies' BJ pattern (found it on kaazaaa) and that was pretty cool. A BJ pattern can draw on a lot of oral pleasures, so it is pretty easy to think of "put it in your mouth" examples and commands.

But here is a brain teaser -- what sort of ideas could you use to pattern for a little Uranus probe?

 

[oreo_renegade]

haha

the proper pronounciation of the word "Uranus" is like "U" "rin" "us"

not "Your" "Anus"


And the proper pronounciation sounds like its full of "urine," so making a pattern about things which sound like they are filled with piss isnt recomended.

 

[chalk]

"the proper pronounciation of the word "Uranus" is like "U" "rin" "us""

Depends if your American

you lot pronounce Aluminium "aloom in um"

How ****ed is that?

 

[Jimbo2k]

how else do you pronounce aluminum?

 

[T.T. Boy]

"A-loo-min-yum." Weird . . .

And what's with calling 'zee' 'zed'?

 

[chalk]

Well. In the Un-Americanized english language... ie... the original one, you'd pronounce it like TTBoy said but with Lum, instead of loo

A-lum-min-yum.

Im not sure why you lot changed it, but it provides me with great fun when i meet americans.

 

[Walden]

You say potato I say kumara.

 

[MVPlaya]

Originally posted by Jimbo2k
how else do you pronounce aluminum?

Al Lew Min Ee Yum

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I'm glad that instead of discussing the question in the post we are all discussing the proper pronunciation of uranus and aluminium. Keep up the good work, guys!

 

[vinstyle]

So did you clowns end up figuring out any patterns in uranus?

 

[Sax God]

Okay, guys, pronunciations really depend on your particular dialect. That's really all there is to that.

As for the original question, how about "I heard they were sending a probe to Uranus, I sure hope it doesn't get caught in a black hole!"

However, if you know anything about black holes, you would know that it really makes no sense. It's just really kind of funny.

 

[MVPlaya]

Re: haha

Originally posted by oreo_renegade
the proper pronounciation of the word "Uranus" is like "U" "rin" "us"

not "Your" "Anus"

Hmm... so its not pronounced "your anus," just, "you're in us"

 

[Satan Psycho]

The Backdoor Pleasures Pattern

Of course there's a pattern for that, Silly. How could there not be.

Did I ever tell you about my friend Rod? Well, he's a damn cool guy, but he got a new job. Yeah, he's on the R&D team of some furniture company, (make up a name, Muncher Furniture perhaps?). Yeah, well he's working on a team and their job is to design the perfect chair. Did you ever have a favorite chair? (of course she sez yes) What was it like? I have to ask this stuff, maybe I can give Rod some ideas. (let her talk about the perfect chair). Feed her info back to her in the following part: Yeah, I know what you mean. Isn't it great how you can have a favorite seat, and after a hard, stressful day at work, you LOOK FORWARD TO PLOPPING YOUR ASS/BUTT DOWN on that seat (point to schlong). And then you get there and you see that seat (point to schlong) and you can already start to RELAX and FEEL SO GOOD just thinking about how great it will feel when you LOWER YOUR ASS ONTO THAT SEAT (point to schlong!!!) and think how great it will be to slowly SLIDE DOWN ONTO IT (point to schlong!!!).

There's 2 more in the fornication materials over at
fastseduction. Never tried them myself because I've honestly never cared about that.

 

[HollowHorizon]

HI can i really just say something please.....






who gives a shlT????


Honestly

 

[MVPlaya]

Originally posted by HollowHorizon
HI can i really just say something please.....

who gives a shlT????

Uranus does, sweety.

 

[Austin Allegro]

Just start talking about astrology.

Tell her 'I've heard Pluto will be coming very close to Uranus this month...and according to Marianne Faithful's personal reading, Mars will be sucked into a black hole!'

See if that gets her hot!

 

[Walden]

No y'all need the
"Bend over so I can fit my John Thomas in your rectum pattern".

If you get to talking about the 13th century catholic rector John Thaddeus Thomas maybe it'll work.

 

[prosemont]

Originally posted by Walden
No y'all need the
"Bend over so I can fit my John Thomas in your rectum pattern".

If you get to talking about the 13th century catholic rector John Thaddeus Thomas maybe it'll work.

ahahaha. Dude, you're too fvcking funny! ahahaha.