Unwittingly got picked up by a guy who offered me a beer and molested me

[nismo-4]

I couldn't help but die laughing!

Goddamn! This is what men do to make girls fall for them.

Nitey nite! Keep your butthole tight!

 

[lakeshore]

Has to easily be the funniest thread on SS ever.


"I feel pretty stupid about this in retrospect.."

F*cking classic!


:crackup:

 

[Iceberg]

Dante, I totally lost my puppy a few hours ago. I was wondering if you'd hop in the back of my rape van and help me look for him.

 

[Kailex]

Dante, I totally lost my puppy a few hours ago. I was wondering if you'd hop in the back of my rape van and help me look for him.

I'll bring the chloroform.

 

[eaglez1177]

Lmao wow if this isnt a total joke, then Dante you must be fvcking gay, bi or something to let this dude touch you and speak to you like that.

 

[5string]

Has to easily be the funniest thread on SS ever.


"I feel pretty stupid about this in retrospect.."

F*cking classic!


:crackup:

Classic is right:yes: Has anyone seen my chifon evening dress? I can't seem to find it anywhere.....

 

[Just a Shot Away]

More kino. He's doing really well so far... wait, you were having a beer in his car?

Haha, seriously. You really didn't know what was going on when you got into his car to drink a beer alone with him?

 

[Ease]

Dante my gf's away for the week, i got some beers lying around, wanna come over?

Should tell you my heaters broke and overheating though, its cool we can just chill in our underwear.

 

[Alle_Gory]

Wait wait wait. Missed this part.

I thought you were going out for a beer... but alone with the guy in his CAR by the BEACH, after a hot tub session and compliments?!


So when's the second date? You gonna let him get to second base or what?

 

[eaglez1177]

Dante my gf's away for the week, i got some beers lying around, wanna come over?

Should tell you my heaters broke and overheating though, its cool we can just chill in our underwear.

Hahahah :crackup:

 

[Falcon25]

This is extremely disturbing.

 

[DonGorgon]

gay

 

[sharkbeat]

Dante, you are 18 and yes, you must have been sending out gay signals, or "vulnerable" signals. Otherwise these people wouldn't dare do a thing to you. Have I had a gay guy trying to pick me up? Yes, back when I was about your age. I just gave him a wtf look, ignored, and walked away.

For your information, guys don't typically compliment each other over each other's physiques, especially if it involves the word "beautiful", or "greek statue." Girls would give me those compliments, but not from a guy.

Guy touching another guy? Disgusting.

I am laughing out loud too over this story.

Be tough.

 

[8ball]

Relax. A gay guy thinks you're hot. This is not a bad thing. Means you're good looking.

Take it in stride and be cool.

And, take note: dancing in a gay bar yields much cash (if you have the mental fortitude).

 

[Amazing]

Relax. A gay guy thinks you're hot. This is not a bad thing. Means you're good looking.

Take it in stride and be cool.

And, take note: dancing in a gay bar yields much cash (if you have the mental fortitude).

Hey everyone this is the guy from the OP's story!

 

[Dante420]

Hey everyone this is the guy from the OP's story!

laughed out loud! hit up my BlogTV pre-show to tomorrow's Lesson 1 on the M.A.C. system

 

[8ball]

Hey everyone this is the guy from the OP's story!

haha! funny stuff. my original comments stand.

 

[Dante420]

haha! funny stuff. my original comments stand.

I'm open minded to that, like I got no problem with rainbow prides handing me greenbacks but no touching

 

[Amazing]

laughed out loud! hit up my BlogTV pre-show to tomorrow's Lesson 1 on the M.A.C. system

Thanks but no thanks. But I'll pass it on to those guys I talked about earlier. It seems they can learn a thing or two about attracting dudes from you.

 

[Dante420]

Thanks but no thanks. But I'll pass it on to those guys I talked about earlier. It seems they can learn a thing or two about attracting dudes from you.

Your ****ing homo dude, get the **** outta here with your chump talk. your still trying to pass the insecurity stage and how old r u? 26? dawg if u think its even a question after the age of 13 then you needa look at yourself, people made their choices by now