UMM Merc I Love you....HOLY SH*T!!

[MercutioTHEGREAT]

Okay so I JUST got off the phone with my chick and we were talking about our days and stuff like that and she's all...hold up WAIT!!! lemme tell you da build up it will make more scince...


Alright so i met this girl at a party 3 weeks ago and i'm doin the kino and worked the social game and number closed quick..go on 2 dates and end up having sex with her.We are now chilling together almost every other day and i'm even missing dates with my buddies. No AFC sh!t but i'm pleasing my chick 2 days ago and she had they wildest orgasm i've ever seen and she started to cry. then she hugged me and said she has never been so happy and i'm like. Dayum!!! so just like 5 min ago we're on the phone and we're talking and i asked her a question and she didn't respond for like 30 sec and then i'm like hello hello? Tracy are you there hello hello hel.......Merc I love you......................................................... ..............................well aren't you gonna say it back?........................................................... ...........can you call me back in 15 my dad its calling me (hang-up)


Now i naturally wouldn't have posted this but i'm in a dilemma should i say i do or i don't? what would you guys say i need some imput on this.i gotta call her back in like 10 minutes!!

 

[golf299]

don't say it unless you mean it

 

[[]D [] []V[] []D]

Her: Merc i love you

You: I know..

[This is why you read David D.'s material!]

 

[MercutioTHEGREAT]

FVck the David D crap!!!! i was supposed to call her and i still haven't i still don't know what i should do!!

 

[MercutioTHEGREAT]

Originally posted by MercutioTHEGREAT
FVck the David D crap!!!! i was supposed to call her and i still haven't i still don't know what i should do!!

By the way i'm no AFC if any of you guys where in this predicament you would flip out to.

 

[realmz1]

tell her thanx...

 

[lebRambo]

do the old alfie: "ohhh...thanks babe."

 

[Lost In Translation]

WHAT I HAVE DONE AND WOULD DO

chick : " i love you "


now you gotta understand

OVER THE PHONE THE FIRST TIME DON'T MEAN $HIT

everyone is a HERO on the phone

thats why i never take people threatening me over the phone serious

THEY HAVEN'T GOT THE BALL$ TO DO IT TO MY FACE


same rule applies

this chick IF SHE REALLY LOVED YOU would say it to your face

now maybe she does ?

BUT she needs to say it to your face

until then i would play it like she is trying to run game on me


CALL HER OUT

this will get you off the hook with your answer

say : " i might believe it if you actually said it to my face "

say : " over the phone it just doesn't seem right the first time you tell me that "

say : " how about you tell face to face and see what i do "

SHE WILL TRY AND BLUFF YOU INTO AN ANSWER


stand firm.

NO. i'll wait till you tell me that when you see me or something like that.


this gives you A. time

B. b*tch has to get the balls to say it to your face


when you get to that stage i will tell you what to reply to her face


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[MercutioTHEGREAT]

^^i'm doing that i'm calling her up right now........

 

[Lost In Translation]

FACE TO FACE

now she is going to try and push you into saying " i love you too "


if thats not the truth / how you feel

OR YOU ARE NOT READY


why bow down to her whims ?


YOU ARE A MAN

SHE MUST EARN YOUR LOVE


you don't just hand it over because women think they can use a trick question that has a programmed automatic response of " i love you too "

D.D says like Han Solo : " I know "

a few others : " i like you as much as you love me " *say it in c*cky tone*

" whats not to love about me "


MY ANSWER : " I know "

girl : " aren't you going to tell you love me back ? "

me : " i'll say it when i am ready "

now that may sound harsh but how harsh are women trying to trick men into repeating that " i love you too " sh1t like a parrot ?

i stand firm and she can feel whatever she wants in the end she will try and earn my love and she will RESPECT ME


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[Lost In Translation]

there will be a contest of WILLS

it is a battle you must win

she will try and force you into doing this

STAND FIRM


it is interesting how women say " i'm not ready to have sex yet " when the man is ready. THE MAN MUST WAIT

but when women say " i love you " the first time they EXPECT you to automatically without question do as they wish and repeat it back to them


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[MercutioTHEGREAT]

HA HA

Ok so i called her and I started to talk about Spongebob and patrick (random sh*T) She got all irritated and did the girl impatient thing you know (sighs and w/e'z)


She finally just said So?

me:so what?

well?

me: well what?

merc stop playing around you know i love you so why don't you just say it back so i can go to sleep!!!

melaughing) ok ok i'll saaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy iiiiiiiitttt (stalling) tommorrow when i take you out ok?


(more sighs) you know i hate you right!!!

me:no you don't you know you love me (make baby noizez)

(she laughs) i'm tired i'll call you tommorrow..BYE!!

OMFG i was scared than sh*t but i was smiling they entire time...I mean this girl is like one of those ATTITUDE HOTTIEZ and plus she's mixed Latina and White and Asian...it's redicolous!! dayum i can sleep tonight i'll post up lata thanx TRANSLATION way to help out ya fellow DJ!! thanx all....dayum dat was close!!

 

[Lost In Translation]

great work man !

you know this is going to drive her WILD over you

she will be thinking about you 24/7

does he love me ?

does he love me ?

can i cook him a nice dinner so he will love me ?

can i give him more blow jobs so he will love me ?

what have i got to do to make him love me ?

HE IS SO CONFIDENT ! SO C*CK SURE OF HIMSELF !

he toys with me ! I WANT HIM MORE !

HE IS DRIVING ME NUTS !


now...now... YOU ARE A DON JUAN


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[MercutioTHEGREAT]

Man thanx dude.... the funny thing is EVERYONE knows her for the girl who chews guys and sp!t them out after like 2 weeks...

She was like the hottest girl at her old highschool and I just so happen to meet her at a party..........

p.s after i posted my last message she f**cking CALLED BACK!!!!

she says : why you gotta be like this??

me: (by far the most ****iest thing i've ever done to the hottest girl i've ever been with) I yawned and said "i'm so tired i gotta go


but wait wait.....(hang up)

she called back once more but i didn't awnser...

tommorrow i plan on telling her I love her because i do

i see now that being a don juan is not about being a jerk it's about having the righteous man-power we all need to have over the girl who always blew you off leaving you in a What if state of mind.... thanks again translation for the help

 

[Lost In Translation]

umm....

i dunno about this

she says : why you gotta be like this??

me: (by far the most ****iest thing i've ever done to the hottest girl i've ever been with) I yawned and said "i'm so tired i gotta go


but wait wait.....(hang up)

she called back once more but i didn't awnser...

i think you went too far there

i hope she has a sense of humour about hanging up on her

because NO CHICK usually takes that very well


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[MercutioTHEGREAT]

LOLZ like n the pm she's that kind of girl

I know it sounds like pushing it but she REEAAALLY likes me lolz loves me this isn't the 1st time i've hung up on her and she hangs up on me all the time.

she'll say something like merc guess what?

me: what?
(hang-up)
it's that kinda relationship we all have our little things in a Relationship that make people say ?what?