"ugly" question

[Ares]

oh my god, starman found out my secret. Yes Im a fat little afc with a big belly and horrible breath, I kiss girls asses like there covered in sugar and eat about the same amount of food as a small african country in a day.......or wait maybe I meant it without any other meaning other than the fact that my ego fits my accomplisments.......and that is all I wanna say

 

[iqqi]

it is not a war, starman. thats why.

and it is funny. i bet she laughs. she'll probaly initiate kino with a fake punch or shove after that.

 

[Starman]

Your so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper

 

[KaLiBuR Da DoN]

my style isnt using jokes like that, shed totally reject it and would think it was weird. I need a siple remark that would shock her, but make her laugh, you know?

 

[iqqi]

I need a siple remark that would shock her, but make her laugh, you know

do what i said. trust me.

 

[Starman]

you're a goofball..just tell her she's Fat and is a dirty gutter wh0re

there is not one clever thing you can say that will make you win her.

 

[Starman]

Just out of curiosity Iqqi..I cant see anything developing from

"You're Ugly!"

"YOU Ugly!"

???? it sounds like a couple of 3rd graders

explain where the humour/effectiveness is , for my own sake of learning

 

[Ares]

how about: "ok, I know your not wery good with people but trust me, saying that to a person is not a good way to hit on them" say it in a c+f way, sorta gives the signal that you dont care and screws with her head......

 

[iqqi]

Originally posted by Starman
Just out of curiosity Iqqi..I cant see anything developing from

"You're Ugly!"

"YOU Ugly!"

???? it sounds like a couple of 3rd graders

explain where the humour/effectiveness is , for my own sake of learning

ok, my dear pupil. when she said "you ugly" she most likely didn't really mean it, and was just flirting. she's probaly young. i've seen this alot with my younger cuz's.

when he replies back how i said, with a SMILE, then
1. its obvious he is flirting
2. its calling her out for her lame flirt, using her own medicine so to speak
3. its a perfect excuse for her to sock him, in her primitive flirting way.

this girl is a primitive flirter.

trust me, do what i say.

 

[Starman]

that makes sense..If it were me, I would give it to her good like no other..she would feel like the crap in toilet bowls that always come back up after you flush

Thank Gawd Im not in my teens anymore like fershure man

 

[spanky]

that makes sense..If it were me, I would give it to her good like no other..she would feel like the crap in toilet bowls that always come back up after you flush

Hey, what does that chunk want?

 

[Starman]

it wants to know if you've seen his brother "spanky"..the group left him and he is lost

 

[spanky]

Well, just tell it that the group, minus Spanky, can be found in Starman's underwear. Spank got better @$$ to be around.

 

[tiburon]

Maybe you are gay?

I always tought a man that looked in the mirror and thought to himself he was handsome was lacking some serious masculanity.
You are either a NARCISIT which i must say it is a very thin line to being gay.

I have a question ..

Do you look at other guys and see if they are handome too? or better looking than you..?

Get over yourself and check out girls not yourself or the other pretty boys. who cares if one woman says you are ugly...if they told me that i would had tell her ..."yeah but my LITTLE FRIEND ITS even UGLIER want to see call him ugly too...ill show you''

Women are the pretty one all men are ugly and thats cool...it makes us masculine and MEN..not pretty boys.

Sincerey
Tiburon

p.s didnt mean to offend but only to give you a reality check.!

 

[dietzcoi]

For God's sake yes she is flirting! Why didn't you say "well I guess you must be attracted to ugly guys then since your hitting on me!!" or something similar. Do not be so vain, this was an excellent chance to be cool, calm and funny. Now if she did not say it in a joking manner, that is a different story. She was just using a neg hit on you... and you reacted like the stuck up girls who can't take a joke.

Be prepared in the future to roll with it.

Dietzcoi