Ugly dudes have it made in France

[Lotus Effect]

Dating dynamics in Europe are crazy. 1 year living here and still trying to decipher.

By the way bruv, I got it.

It is quite simple actually.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Fvcked my first European woman tonight...in Rotterdam no less. She made it pretty easy from start to finish, liking my pic on hinge and meeting me on a same night date. After about 30 minutes and a drink we left to spend time doing other activities as it was pretty clear both sides were far more interested in that than further convo...

She was definitely a lot hotter in the bedroom than most American women I have been with and had no issues with anal on a first meet...kinda freaky, and I liked it.

Unfortunately couldn't cash in on that front desk chick in Brussels...didn't see her again after my initial chat with her.

What happens in the EU, stays in the EU.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

I guess congratulations are in order?

None needed...I'm just happy she wasn't riding a bike to and from our meetup.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

You don't like to fvck numb pvssy? It's a Dutch delicacy.

The bike situation here is crazy! They have their own traffic lights!

 

[Clockwerk50]

I took my son to an "amusement park" in Canada and noticed something about the people walking there. Often, the men who were overweight also had overweight or chubby wives, and they usually had two or three kids with them. I can't imagine how disorganized their home would be.

About half of the adults there were mothers with their kids, with no men in sight. I assume the men were at work. These mothers were generally around a 7 on the looks scale and were with their female friends. They seemed to make an effort to stay in shape. These are the females that maybe go to the gym once a week, they check their diet, have a group of girlfriends, and get their haircuts, manicures, and new clothes here and there. It indicates they are trying to not let themselves go. If they feel neglected at home I think they would cheat on their spouses.

The most attractive, supermodel-looking women were with men who resembled Jeff Bezos or wealthy Middle Eastern dudes—bald, fit, and seemingly unbothered. These men appeared confident and well-off, while their wives were dressed elegantly in YSL or Givenchy, even though they knew they would be doing a lot of walking. The men seemed to be enjoying a leisurely day, while the moms were trying to make the whole event entertaining for the husbands and their kids.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Which are often green when the other traffic lights are red. In Amsterdam, several busy intersection have become 'Bicycle Roads' where cars have to consider themselves 'guests', so they have to ride slow and yield to all bicycles.

I have three personal bicycles and I'm not counting the loan bike and the bicycles of my teenagers. Plus my motorcycle.

I have not ridden a bike in probably 25 years outside stationary bikes in the gym and I rarely use those.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Don't be a stupid tourist in Amsterdam and rent a bike when you don't know how to ride and navigate traffic. There's a reason they all ride red MacBikes or blue and yellow NS bikes. Anyone on a rental bike is 99% tourist.

Hell no...I would rather pay your outrageous gas and parking price than do that

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Seriously, in Amsterdam, what you want to do is use public transport. Trams are everywhere and they allow you to sit by the window and observe my beautiful city without risking getting run over by a fat bike. Just make sure you don't walk on the bicycle paths.

Is bicycle pick up a thing here?

I mean you are stopped next to a hottie at the light waiting and you could be like "Hey baby...I really like what you did with those pedals"

I mean, it definitely gives you a lot more opportunity than driving to work

 

[BackInTheGame78]

With the right bike, yes.
"Hey baby, you want a ride in my rickshaw?"
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Haha, that's pretty awesome...

I've also noticed that most Dutch women have asses flatter than a Dutch pancake tho...wonder if that's from constantly being on bike seats...

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Unless you hear them speak Dutch, don't assume they're native Dutch.
Also, not all native Dutch are the same, there's a difference between the south and the north.
But yes, even Doutzen Kroes and Karen Mulder don't have bubble butts. Guess that's why they're runway Victoria Secret models.

Plenty of runway models are simply meh

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Of course. Most male fashion designers are gay and don't like curves on their walking mannequins.

On the other hand, I have Dutch tastes, so I prefer slim Central/Eastern European girls and 'spinner' Asian girls that you can toss around and tie up. You can keep the Kardassians.

I can toss around the fit girls without issue since I am built like a tank.

 

[Travel memoir21]

When I think of France, I think of the show Highlander (1992) Starring Adrian Paul.

That show had a lot of France oriented Episodes.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

I just wonder about the size of your tank's main gun if you need to point out so much that you're muscular.

Not huge but it's decently above average according to the average erect size being 5 inches in studies.

 

[Lotus Effect]

It's wild the turn that this post has taken

 

[MatureDJ]

Kinda crazy since Pocket Hercules was something of a national hero when he was winning Olympic Gold medals for weightlifting.

You would think that would have caused a surge in males that wanted to lift weights.

Maybe the only hope for PocketCels?

 

[Vending Machine Veteran]

Am in Europe currently and have been to Paris, Pérrone and Lille so far and I have to say I have never seen so many attractive women with ugly or below average looking men in my life.

I have to estimate it at around 40-50%. It's unreal. You see this gorgeous woman who is in shape with a banging body and she is with some ugly dude. It happens in the US but nowhere near the degree I have seen it here.

Also have noticed that I stick out like a sore thumb due to being muscular...I think I may have seen one other guy that looks like he lifts weight since I've been here...it's extremely uncommon. Most guys are thin, have Dad Bods or are fat but like half of what an American would be fat.

I have been getting looked at like I'm a carnival sideshow act quite a bit, especially when I am wearing a tank top. Although I have had a few women look at me up and down and smile and give me a little wave as they walked by the store I was in.

But to ugly dudes, France must be the capital for being able to get hot women as it seems to be the norm rather than the exception here.

Game of Thrones...

They surveyed women on who they would like to fvck from the show

The Hound came out on top lol

Women's minds aren't ours. They value different things.

You can be an ugly MFer with the right personality and women will still be attracted to you

A little ugliness, with a dominant personality, is paramount to a pretty boy

 

[Vending Machine Veteran]

Maybe the only hope for PocketCels?

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If you're ugly, you can't be a pushover. You have to be scary.

The Beauty and the Beast

That children's movie will give any woman a tingle

 

[MatureDJ]

Game of Thrones...

They surveyed women on who they would like to fvck from the show

I liked the way that Danaerys was shown naked on a regular basis - at least in the earlier years.