Tyring to prove a chick wrong

[The Sperminator]

Ok so I met this girl in class awhile ago. I was reading her blog on myspace and I've been seeing this stupid list on every girls page. The one that says stuff like I want a guy who will kiss me in the rain and a guy who thinks about me all the time and a guy who loves me more than he does himself. You know all the stupid afc crap. So I talked to her on aim. I usually don't use it but I didn't have her number bc I lost my old phone. So in this convo I totally use all the dj tips and techniques and I'm going to prove to you guys afc **** don't work even if the girl says she likes that stuff. Heres the convo.



Me (12:50:33 PM): hey
Her (12:51:38 PM): hey
Her (12:52:15 PM): what up
Me(12:52:51 PM): not much
Me (12:53:19 PM): i was reading your blog and its hilarious
Her (12:53:54 PM): Hahaha
Me (12:54:12 PM): i enjoy readings yours
Me(12:54:15 PM): you want a guy who can kiss your tears away
Me(12:54:17 PM): lol
Me(12:54:37 PM): you know a guy like that only exist in movies
Me (12:54:48 PM): and if a guy does do any of those hes considered a nice guy
Me(12:54:54 PM): and girls dont like nice guys
Her(12:55:10 PM): you overanalyze things
Her(12:55:14 PM): I like them
Mer(12:55:37 PM): im serious i gurrantee you if you met a guy like that you would'nt like him
Her(12:55:53 PM): what's up with all this negativity
Her (12:55:59 PM): who broke your heart
Me (12:56:05 PM): your like the 10th girl ive seen have a blog like that
Me(12:56:13 PM): its just funny
Me(12:56:20 PM): bc they date guys the exact opposite
Me(12:57:17 PM): nobody broke my heart i break their hearts lol
Her(12:58:39 PM): not the exact opposite. i date guys that hold up for at least 5 of those qualities listed
Her(1:00:41 PM): i suggest you tone down the cynicism
Her(1:00:43 PM): lol
Her(1:00L46 PM): i won't be on your jock... i can't risk getting my heart broken again so soon.
Her(1:01:06 PM): haha
Me (1:02:21 PM): haha
Me (1:02:38 PM): you know you want to be on my jock
Me(1:02:57 PM): quit fighting your feelings
Her (1:04:39 PM): oh baby oh baby
Me(1:05:30 PM): quit playing hard to get
Her (1:05:59 PM): then quit playing games
Me (1:06:16 PM): who me?
Me(1:06:19 PM): i dont play games
Her(1:06:22 PM): you never showed up to our skate date )=
Her(1:06:37 PM): that's why i've now moved onto girls..
Me(1:06:51 PM): damn
Me (1:06:53 PM): thats hot
Me (1:07:24 PM): anyways your the one who plays games
Me(1:07:33 PM): i said i would go skating with you a bunch of times
Me(1:08:48 PM): anyways you said you only date guys who have at least 5 of those qualities on your blog i have zero
Me (1:08:53 PM): so we would never work
Her(1:11:42 PM): let's go skate then
Me(1:13:03 PM): i dont skate anymore
Her(1:13:27 PM): my board is collecting dust
Her(1:13:30 PM): so what do you do now
Me(1:13:53 PM): lots of stuff
Me(1:14:00 PM): can't tell you though its top secret
Her(1:16:35 PM): no way
Her(1:16:44 PM): i want to be in the know
Me (1:18:05 PM): maybe i'll tell you later if you are good
Her (1:18:36 PM): i can't wait
Me (1:19:51 PM): well i'm out i got to go do some top secret stuff
Me(1:20:24 PM): i got a new phone so give me your number
Her (1:21:42 PM): ok
Her (1:21:46 PM): ##########
Her (1:21:57 PM): You better use but don't abuse it
Me (1:23:36 PM): haha dont think you have to worry about me abusing it
Me (1:24:35 PM): if anything i probabably wont use it lol
Me(1:25:12 PM): anyways im busy this weekend so ill give you a call sometime next week
Me(1:25:14 PM): maybe
Her(1:25:28 PM): ok
Her(1:25:31 PM): forsure
Her (1:26:15 PM): i get txt msgs too
Her (1:26:50 PM): i have your number in my phone but its prob old
Me(1:27:05 PM): it is
Me(1:27:34 PM): i would give you my new number but i know your call me all the time and probably fall in love with me
Her (1:27:49 PM): don't worry i won't ask.
Her (1:27:57 PM): you are so full of it
Her (1:28:18 PM): do you still work at the mall
Me (1:28:27 PM): nope
Her(1:28:51 PM): let me guess you got a new top secret job
Me (1:29:15 PM): how did you know?
Me (1:29:57 PM): ok i got to go later
Her (1:30:05 PM): later you better call


Ok so I'm just telling you guys here even if a girl says she wants a nice guy she doesn't. They don't know what the **** they are talking about.

 

[faiNt`]

Haha that was acutally really good. It is so damn hilarious how girls don't even know what they want either xD

 

[daygameguy]

what a woman says and what a woman feels are two different things.

 

[The Sperminator]

Oh and here is the list if you want a good laugh.

1. Getting kissed in the pouring rain
2. Have that one hott kiss where your pressed against the wall
3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world
4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs
5. A guy that whispers he loves you in your ear
6. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy
7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away.
8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about
9. Wearing his jacket and everytime you breath in, his scent surrounds you
10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get.
11. A guy who squeezes your hand
12. A guy that says he loves you and means it
13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window
14. A guy who is loyal
15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it.
16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead.
17. Have that moment where you just gaze into eachother's eyes
18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look.
19. A guy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile
20. A guy that is the same when he is with you and when with friends
21. A guy that tells you everything honestly
22. A guy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family
23. A guy that will always let you win
24. A guy who stands up for you no matter who he is against
25. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been
26. A guy who tells you that your smile makes everything better
27. A guy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet
28. A guy who you can hangout and have fun with
29. A guy that will just randonmly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you
30. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life.
31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance.
32. A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do your make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make up.
33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a care and would still tell you that you are amazing to him.
34. A guy who runs his fingers through your hair, like he's washing your worries/troubles away.
35. A guy who tells you you make his day better, just for being you


If your a Girl and you want this or think its sweet post this with the title "Every Girls Dream---guys read this"

 

[slickaz]

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

stupid females!! who the fvk wrote this?? seriously...

its like a dog dreaming about meat, when all it wants is bone....they dont ever know what they want.

coz lets take 23 for example..always lets you win..
Yeh...coz after 2 dates she'll just think
either this guy cant play games.
hes got no goal in life to win
hes letting me win coz he thinks im lesser than him
and this is as good as he is in bed..

fvk THAT!...AFC reading material

 

[SmoothTalker]

That list is 95% bull**** and even most girls past the age of 15 realize it.

A few are alright but they're actions, not about how the guy feels about her, for example kissing in the rain or throwing her against the wall to make out sound fine to me, as long as you just got caught in the rain instead of planning it as some romantic gesture.

Overall though, its how to be a nice guy that gets no action and no respect, 101.

 

[Alle_Gory]

LOL! I love this one: 31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance.

No matter the circumstance? She must've done something really ****ed up then.

 

[I'm Charming]

I lolled at 25 & 29. Hilarious.

Kinda sad though when you think about it - that you get all those poor dudes out there that take this sh*t for gospel.

I dunno if arguing is the right thing though, it's stupid getting into arguments with anyone, not saying anybody should be a door mat, but your decision should be final, women will fight and ***** over things - but that's not what a dude should do or become involved in, if something is wrong take action - which in this current scenario is what everyone is doing here - taking action against such ridiculousness.

The argument here is like trying to tell your friends not to be AFC's they're in a constant state of denial even if somewhere they know you are right - they see that if they acknowledge your words it will inflate your ego because you're already above them - they'd rather neg you.

 

[jafyk]

lol, Maddox wrote an article about that same list.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things

San Jose, I read what you posted above and your reactions and I'm surprised by some of your ignorance; no offense but I think some of it might come about because of your age an inexperience. It almost sounds as if you're bitter about something. Anyway, besides visiting this discussion forum do you actually take time to read articles from the main sosuave site? While most of the times women don't mean what they say and don't know what they want. Some of the things they say they want are really things they do like. The site talks about kino (physical contact), making women smile so they associate you with positive feelings, it talks about being unpredictable because women find predictable and repititive boring. I do agree with you that some of the things women ask for are not fair and that's what I hate about this dating game. A lot of times you have to act like something didn't get to you that a woman does so you look cool even though you have feelings too. I understand that; still you have to do what works even when you hate it. let me tie some of the things you mentioned above into the things I've mentioned.

Attraction: #1, #2,#3,#14. Those things create attraction in women and attraction make women desire you more.

Kino: #s, 2,5,6,7, 9. These things show a girl you're physically attracted to her, it turns them on too. if you don't initiate any kind of kino then you're probably gonna end up in the friend zone. Massages are one sure way of me getting a woman in bed. It could also be a reward for a good behavior on her part. You can also ask for one in return. You can also use kino to find out if a girl is feeling you by how she reacts.

Being Unpredictable: #s 5 & 14, How would you feel if you were just sitting down and your girl came over and started giving you a bj? Surprised right? Well, with women those little things feels the same way for them too. It may sound stupid but women and men experience things differently.

Being fun and positive: #10, who cares if you look dorky. If you're confident in yourself then it doesn't matter what anyone thinks. Besides it's just the 2 of you right? Nobody is handing out awards for best dancer

Rewarding good behavior: #1, if your girl is acting up for no reason this isn't where you reward bad behavior by trying to make her smile.
So, if you're not ready for women then ignore everything I've written. if you don't believe me go read those articles on the main sosuave site.

 

[Anchorman]

bro, this chick likes you. stop trying to figure out how to prove her wrong, call her up and tap dat azz

 

[DJDamage]

Ok so I'm just telling you guys here even if a girl says she wants a nice guy she doesn't. They don't know what the **** they are talking about.

Exectly. However I wouldn't go as far as trying to "correct" those broads with logic, because lets face it, we already know who we are dealing with here.

Send her this video: The outcome of what happens to a man and his girl, if he chooses to follow this list:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkW5da-AFGo

She will understand.

 

[ARrocket]

Anyway, what happened with the girl?

 

[jafyk]

jafyk, as I said in the post, I didn't write that article. A guy named Maddox did. I posted a link to the article and then quoted it also. I ASSUMED that was clear. I don't know how I could make it more clear.

Also, he's not even serious in his post. It's meant for humor. But that's not worth pointing out to someone who doesn't know who Maddox is. You'll probably just continue to call him bitter and think he's serious like most people who don't understand his humor, so forget it.

Ok, SanJose, gotcha. I don't need to know Maddux, but if it was for humor it's ok. Sorry for any misunderstanding.

 

[jafyk]

Exectly. However I wouldn't go as far as trying to "correct" those broads with logic, because lets face it, we already know who we are dealing with here.

Send her this video: The outcome of what happens to a man and his girl, if he chooses to follow this list:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkW5da-AFGo

She will understand.

hey DJDamage that's a very good clip to illustrate the point. Very good clip.