Two Bad Strikes & A Home Run

Young Stallion

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Hey everyone,

I did notice my last couple of stories within my blog went unnoticed so I figured to keep things fresh I would just post my stories as they happen seperately, I do live quite an interesting life and I think people can learn from my successes and from my failures.

Yesterday is a 3 part story

1. The Great Mall Catastrophe

I needed some new clothes so I went to the mall. Went into the store and was greeted by a girl and I said "would you like to help a guy dress really sharp". She smiled and said sure then we began looking for an ensamble.

After we picked out jeans and a shirt she said that she would put them in the changeroom for me so I said "thanks so your gonna tell me if it looks good" she said "yep" then I said "great, remember though dont be a yes girl, if you dont like it let me know" she smiled and said she would. Then she hung my clothes up and I got dressed.

When I finished changing I walked out to try and find her. I was stopped by a VERY Effeminiate male employee who said "what are you doing, like you cant leave the changeroom".

I said ahh well one of your colleagues, a younger brunnette girl said she would let me know how this looks.

To which he replied that he was sure he could help me. I said very calmly, no I would rather the girl, she did say she would help me. Then he said "I think she is like on like a break now"....although he had no clue. He then went and got his manager.

The lady manager came in and said "dont harrass my emmployees".

I said very calmly "I wasnt I was just promised by a girl that she would help me see if this looks good on me."

She then told me that the girl worked at the front and wasnt allowed back here, so I replied with "then why did she hang my clothes up in the first place back here".

I then smiled and said "you know I think this looks good on me, but the V neck is going down a bit do you have this style not in a v neck, but the same shirt."

She said "no we have a t shirt" I said no I dont want a t shirt, I just want this one without the v neck.

She then looked very preturbed and returned a minute later with a completely different style shirt and said "what about this".

I smiled and very calmly said "you know when someone asks for an apple, you shouldnt give an orange as a replacement".

She then said "Ok I am calling security."

So I said "Ok, you do what you must do, I will change into my regular clothes".

A minute later I came out and the lady manager was standing right there with no security guards so I said "so have you called security yet". She said no and that she didnt.

I replied by saying "Thats too bad I was very much looking forward to making a fool out of you".

She said "excuse me, get out of my store". I smiled and said nah, I need to buy these jeans, they fit really well.

So I went to the front and bought the jeans and the lady said "you were so mean to me" I said "no, just honest and honestly you are an awfull sales lady".

So she said "thats your opinion"

And I responded by saying "Thats the only one that counts" and I said thanks for the jeans and left.


2. A Bad Date...Because Of The Girl

I got home and watched a little tv (Today was an off day from working out) when I got a text from a random number which was apparently a girl I had exchanged numbers with in the last couple of weeks. I remembered who it was after 10 or so minutes.

She asked me if I wanted to go out for dinner, so I said sure and I went to pick her up. The following strikes happend on her end.

1. On my way to pick her up she texted and said "where are you" I replied that I had left but I was a little lost. She replied with "whatever that means, dont keep me waiting".

2. We got to where we were eating dinner and she said she had the worst day ever an went on and on about how she lost her old cell phone and had to get a new one. I found this a very strange reason to have the worst day ever, she seemed very high maintenance.

3. It turned out that there was an auction going on at the pub we were at that night to support the family of a woman who had been killed. Therefor we had to leave by 9:00 at night from the bar. When the waitress told us this, she said, what hell no we arent leaving at 9. I then turned to the watiress and said nah its ok, my condolences to the family for the loss.

4. She then told me she did not care about the dead person and that they should find somewhere else to hold the stupid auction. I told her that this was not very sensitive of her and she should be kinder.

5. She then randomly told me that some girl in the bar was a sl*t. I asked her why this girl was supposedly a sl*t. She proceeded to tell me that a guy had been talking to her, but at the end of the night he was kissing the other girl and not the girl I was on the date with...if that makes any sense.

I said that does not make the girl a sl*t, the dude just liked her better than he liked you. She asked me why and I told her that she was a very negative person and she has to improve her people skills.

At this point I REALLY WANTED the date to end.

6. She told me about her living situation....she has no job and her dad is paying her rent for her apartment because he loves her...and she hasnt had a job in 2 years. She is 27 years old.

7. She told me she had no money so I had to pay for the bill...so I said ahh you brought me here so you could be a little mooch, I see.

I paid the bill, left immediately with her, dropped her off and got out of there as fast as I could.

The funny thing is I got a text later that said:

"Thank you for dinner but you were very rude to me tonight so dont contact me again"

I replied by texting "Not a worry, I wasnt planning to"

She responded "Yeah I know"

I didnt respond because I just wanted her as far away from me as possible.


3. A Home Run[/U

After my bad date I went over to the "library" girls house from the story from "Young Stallions Dating Adventures" thread and she asked me what I had been up to tonight.

I texted her and asked her what she was up to. She said that she wasnt up to much and that I should come over to keep her company. I have already been on 5 dates with this girl and slept with her twice.

I knocked on her door, and told her that I liked her hair. She said "I knew you would like it". So I said "What are you now a psychic".

She laughed and said "sure" so I said what am I thinking right now....and suddenly she jumped me and started kissing me madley.

The night ended very well.

Interesting day in the life of Young Stallion.
 

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1 - Maybe a bit over the top, but at least you stood up for yourself.

2 - If she is 27 fvckin' years old and hasn't had a job for 2 years, and is a negative person, then RUN LIKE HELL! No loss there.

3 - Good work, just goes to show its all a numbers game. When a girl is into you, it almost always take no effort at all.
 

Young Stallion

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Runner: Yeah the first story was very over the top and bizarre, cant believe it happened really. In a way I think my calmness really creeped them out, does anyone know if sociological studies show that when you are calmer than the other person it puts the other person over the edge?

The girl from the second story, you know I dont think enough of us guys have the mindset where we play the ones who pick and choose, the typical AFC just gives what is handed to him. It actually feels very good being the guy on a date who gets to pick and choose and make the choice.

The girl from the end story and I click like fireworks when we are together. She shall be my valentines date.
 
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