penkitten
Master Don Juan
i am sure all of you guys have heard of the movie twilight and the new one that every girl is about to go watch called new moon.
seeing that it is so popular, i have decided to make a thread about it.
why? because just about every chick you know from the ages of 12-60 has read the books and watched the movies more than once, and they are all completely in love with edward cullen .
you see it every day. they post it on their facebook and myspace walls.
they talk about the movie. they wear shirts that say "team edward" .
so why are they all swooning over this edward cullen vampire dude?
because he is the biggest dj on the screen these days.
yes, the twilight movie sucked. how i know it sucked, was because i not only bought it, but i have watched it more than once .
it sucked for a lot of different reasons but i will name a few:
1.it was directed by a woman who liked the romance parts more than the action parts
2. they had to take a long a$$ book and condense it for the screen so they leave out parts that seem important to know
3. hollywood big screen is no match for my terrific imagination, whereas i already read the books and have already decided what everyone looked like and every place looked like and how every voice sounded.
this thread is not even about the actual movie, it's about the character, edward cullen.
1. he never worries about what to say to the chick bella.
he just walks up and says whatever he wants.
sometimes it's super nice and sometimes it's mean as crap.
almost like he puts her up on a pedestal one minute just to walk away, then later come back and knock her off.
2. he doesn't tell her everything about himself from the start.
in fact, the he's such a mystery, that she can not stop thinking about him.
3.he never wonders if he should call up bella.
he just shows the flip up in her driveway and honks the horn, and she races down to see him.... and she just can't wait to see him.
these three things are things that have been PREACHED upon over and over here since before most of you were members.
you can go through the bible, you can go through the hall of fame, you can private message any of your favorite active fellow members here and they are all going to tell you the same thing:
1. never put a girl on a pedestal unless you use c+f to knock her off
2. be a mystery in the beginning
3. be a man and take control
all other things aside, these three tips WORK.
and lastly, i will bring up another character, jacob black.
no matter how good looking you get, how funny you are, how you love to do whatever it is you do, if you get lbjf'ed from the start, you will always be her friend. she may decide to love you for a minute, but she will never love you more than someone who always took charge.
therefore, heed the advise of your elders when i remind you to stay the heck outta ljbf world.
now that i have polluted the forum with the word twilight, i will leave you to your search button.
seeing that it is so popular, i have decided to make a thread about it.
why? because just about every chick you know from the ages of 12-60 has read the books and watched the movies more than once, and they are all completely in love with edward cullen .
you see it every day. they post it on their facebook and myspace walls.
they talk about the movie. they wear shirts that say "team edward" .
so why are they all swooning over this edward cullen vampire dude?
because he is the biggest dj on the screen these days.
yes, the twilight movie sucked. how i know it sucked, was because i not only bought it, but i have watched it more than once .
it sucked for a lot of different reasons but i will name a few:
1.it was directed by a woman who liked the romance parts more than the action parts
2. they had to take a long a$$ book and condense it for the screen so they leave out parts that seem important to know
3. hollywood big screen is no match for my terrific imagination, whereas i already read the books and have already decided what everyone looked like and every place looked like and how every voice sounded.
this thread is not even about the actual movie, it's about the character, edward cullen.
1. he never worries about what to say to the chick bella.
he just walks up and says whatever he wants.
sometimes it's super nice and sometimes it's mean as crap.
almost like he puts her up on a pedestal one minute just to walk away, then later come back and knock her off.
2. he doesn't tell her everything about himself from the start.
in fact, the he's such a mystery, that she can not stop thinking about him.
3.he never wonders if he should call up bella.
he just shows the flip up in her driveway and honks the horn, and she races down to see him.... and she just can't wait to see him.
these three things are things that have been PREACHED upon over and over here since before most of you were members.
you can go through the bible, you can go through the hall of fame, you can private message any of your favorite active fellow members here and they are all going to tell you the same thing:
1. never put a girl on a pedestal unless you use c+f to knock her off
2. be a mystery in the beginning
3. be a man and take control
all other things aside, these three tips WORK.
and lastly, i will bring up another character, jacob black.
no matter how good looking you get, how funny you are, how you love to do whatever it is you do, if you get lbjf'ed from the start, you will always be her friend. she may decide to love you for a minute, but she will never love you more than someone who always took charge.
therefore, heed the advise of your elders when i remind you to stay the heck outta ljbf world.
now that i have polluted the forum with the word twilight, i will leave you to your search button.
